Feliz Navidad yProspero Ano 2010

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart!!

Viva los Yankees

TIGER

WHAT CAN YOU SAY?

WHY?

Let ye who are perfect cast the first stone

IT'S BEEN THE LEAD STORY ON THE NY POST FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

THEY HAVE ELLIOT SPITZER'S PROSTITUTE WRITING AN ADVICE COLUMN.

STILL IT'S RACEY AND INTERESTING.  OR IS IT RACIST AND INTERESTING.

OUTFOXED-A Fox Tale by Mary Boylan

FOX HILL GOLF COURSE

RACCOON UP A TREE RUNNING FROM GOLF CARTS

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE CART PATHS

 FOX HILL GOLF COURSE

      The Fox Family lived on the FOX HILL Golf Course between the 3rd and 4th holes.  The Foxes had four children.  There was Millie,Jane,Freddy and Frankie Fox.   The four children kept Mr. and Mrs. Fox busy keeping them off the golf course during the day.  "Don't let Buddy see you on the course they warned the children every day."
     "Keep those kids out of the sand traps," Buddy, the Golf Course Greens Keeper would shout.  " It is not a sand box!  I don't want to see those Fox kids in there rolling around in the sand.  Keep them out."  Then Buddy would slam the trap rake into the ground making the whole Fox Family shake.  Mr. and Mrs. Fox and the four children all shook their heads in agreement.
     "I wish it were like the old days," sighed Father Fox.  "When I was young  FOX HILL had orange groves.  You could smell the orange blossoms for miles."    Mother Fox agreed, "It was like perfume.  We played anywhere we liked."  Progress!"  moaned Father.  
     Still the Golf Course members loved the young Foxes.  "Here's some grapes for the kids," the members would say as they dropped treats for the Fox children.   Often the Fox children would stand by the patios alongside the course hoping for more treats.  The Golf Course owner, Mr. Hemingway  admonished the members for feeding the Foxes in the Fox Hollow  Golf Course monthly newsletter.
     "We go out every day and get you kids food.  Stop begging.  You are going to get fat.  Only eat at meal time.  No more treats,"  said Mother Fox in a stern voice to her children.  "Now it is time for school.  Clean up and come into the den."
     The Fox Family children were home schooled by  Mother Fox.  "Today's lesson is safety.  Look out for flying white balls.  They can knock your eye out or crack your head open.  Look both ways before crossing.  There are golf carts on the pathways and even on the grass.  You could be run over.  Watch out for flying golf clubs.   Sometimes the members mishit a golf ball and then throw their golf club in anger.  Tomorrow we will discuss lawn mowers,blowers,edgers and fertilizer.  Now for the other subjects."    The kids cried,  "Can't we have recess now?"  "All right children." smiled Mom.  "It is a beautiful day.  Go play but watch out for golf balls."
     "But whatever you do Millie,Jane.Frankie and Freddy stay out of Mr. Hemingway's yard.  He does not want children on the golf course.  We will have to leave Fox Hollow if you play in his yard,or on the fairways,greens or sand traps.  He has been looking very cranky lately," said Father Fox.  "Yes," said Mother Fox, "Mr. Hemingway is very upset about something."  "I hope it's not the Foxes, "whispered Jane to Millie.
     The next day, the Club House doors were locked.  No one was playing on the course.  A sign was on the Putting Green:  Foreclosed-Bank Owned.  Call 321-727-7777  for information.  Mr. Fox dialed the number and listened to the recording:  "Fox Hollow has been sold to the Lexus Land Development Corporation. Soon a luxury home sub-division will be built on the Fox Hollow  Golf Course Fairways.  It will be called the Fox Hollow Tennis and Pool Club."
     Mr. Fox felt a sharp pain in his heart,  "Our home will never be the same.  There will be no greens,sand traps or fairways for our backyard just gigantic houses,houses and houses as far as the eye can see."  He ran to Mother Fox screaming, "First they took the orange groves and now the golf course.  Fox Hollow is ruined.  We must move. The FOX HILL Golf Course is being taken over by developers.  There will be barely any grass or trees for the birds,turtles or butterflies."  Mother Fox moaned, "The fresh air and shade will be gone.  We must leave the Hollow before it's too late."
     "It will be just like a city with streets and sidewalks everywhere." Dad continued.   "But Mom don't you remember what we learned in Nature Class?  All we need are two Scrub Jays to nest on the Fox Hollow 
 Golf Course and their habitat can't be disturbed.  Scrub Jays are a protected species.  All their nesting grounds have become  housing developments and shopping centers.  You can't build where Scrub Jays nest. It's the law,"said Freddy to his Home School Teacher.  "We must find some Scrub Jays,"smiled Mom giving Freddy a big kiss on the cheek.  "You are a sly one Freddy."
     Soon Mr. Raven was broadcasting the news:  "Calling all Scrub Jays.  Save Fox Hollow  Golf Course for the Fox Family.  Nest here now."  The alarm went out to all the Fox Hollow residents.  In a few days Blue Jay like  Florida Scrub Jays were hopping all over the fairways of the FOX HILL Golf Course.

THE FOX FAMILY

AT HOME IN THEIR DEN ON THE FAIRWAY

     The Lexus Housing Development Corporation could not build houses on the FOX HILL Golf Course Fairways because of the Scrub Jays living there.   The members told Mr. Hemingway, "The Foxes saved the golf course from development.  They brought in all the Scrub Jays.  If  you let them live here forever, we will each pay $10,000 to keep the course from a foreclosure sale."
     Mr. Hemingway ran to the Foxes: "You saved my golf course.  You can live here forever."   Freddy whispered in his mother's ear.  Mother Fox replied," Freddy is right.  The Scrub Jays saved the course.  Please change the name to the Scrub Jay Golf Course."    Mr. Hemingway gave Freddy a hug,"Gladly!  The Foxes and Scrub Jays saved the golf course."
      "You Foxes saved my job by bringing the Florida Scrub Jays to the course.  There will be no more tractors, leaf blowers,lawn mowers, chain saws or fertilizer near your home.  You saved Fox Hollow.  I mean Scrub Jay Golf Course  I will put up a sign:  Do Not Disturb The Fox Family Home," said Buddy, the Greens Keeper.   "Thank you Buddy Ol' Buddy,"  laughed  Mr. Fox.
     "Fore," said Mrs. Fox as a little white ball sailed by Hemingway's head.    "That Joe Bear can hit- a little wild but he can hit.  He was club champion last year.  Thanks to the Foxes, the members are already playing," cheered Mr. Hemingway.
     "Play on!" said Millie,Jane,Freddy, Frankie,and Mr. and Mrs. Fox. "Thank the Florida Scrub Jays too.  See how Nature Class can help us all."

Tiger,Tiger Burning Bright

I did not have sex with that woman.

I had transgressions. Classy ladies who sell their voicemail to the tabloids plus their text messages.

What about his wife? What happened to concern about sexually transmitted diseases?

Wear your rubbers.
The End

Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue

Sportman of the Year=

Derek JeterSports Illustrated


Put him in  the Swimsuit issue.   Some other athletes too.  Plus politicians.

Now that Scott Brown is the new Kennedy (I mean Senator ) from Massachusetts, how about a politicians' Sports Illustrated Swim suit issue?  Scott posed almost nude except for a discreet hand where a fig leaf usually goes.  He's ready!   Nancy Pelosi has had some work done.  Hilary can suck it in.   Sarah Palin told O'Reilly that she jogs 5 miles a day.  She's toned.  Lieberman with circumcision.  Romney without.  Maybe they could pose on the beach in Haiti.  While there they could help those people out.   The Haitians are not receiving the aid that has been flown in.  They are dying from neglect.  In the meantime, America is ready to have tea parties(aka revolutions over health care reform.  Americans are so afraid they may lose something so they won't help others.

As the great debate on health care drags on and on and on, the people of Haiti suffer beyond belief.

Yankees and Other Thoughts

We won the World Series. Life goes on. Here's other thoughts-sexism,prejudice,greed,and other 7 deadly sins.

The Sexist General

"Start cooking lunch,"  said the retired general  and then"Get ready!"   He plays golf from the womens's tees.  He almost won the club championship(24 handicap) versus a pair of scratch golfers.  The General made a command decision to move his ball a golf club length away from a tree root that his aging 24 handicap partner had hit into off the tee.  It cost a stroke and lost them the play off after 5 extra holes for the club Member/member championship.  He and his aging cigar smoking Bourbon drinking partner won a few years ago.  All bets were on them.

The night before the General described his severe constant back pain after an operation last year.  He commented on my bleached blonde hair while his blonde wife was in the ladies room.  He talked about stiffies when she came out.  He was pretty drunk or oxycodeineized.  His gentile Southern belle younger wife said. "Oh Tom," just like Ashley's wife in Gone With The Wind would say.    The General gave us a big hug (or copping a feel) and went home from the Country Club.  I laughed.

The General was in charge of missile defense and launches at the Air Force Base.  He made command decisions there too.  He struck me as Chill Wills personified riding the bomb with his cowboy hat on.  His command decision outside my condo on the 6th hole was to keep the pin in.  His putt hit it.  I  told my husband that he should have taken out the pin-a command decision.  Hubby said,"The General wanted the pin to stop the downhill putt."   My critique of this defense tactic was not appreciated by the General so I was relegated to the kitchen.

So who knows if it's the General talking,the oxycodeine or the bourbon.  He has gigantic feet.  So maybe it's something else talking.

Yanke: mariano rivera

Yanke: mariano rivera: "Posted by yankegohome at 9:45 AM
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SOME MASSACHUSETS,PENNSYLVANIA,MINNESOTA AND CALIFORNIA CONGRESSMEN WOULDN'T SIGN A CONGRESSIONAL CONGRATULATION TO THE NY YANKEES FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES

THE CONGRESS WILL ALLOW TRADE WITH OUR FORMER ENEMIES SUCH AS GERMANY,JAPAN,VIET NAM, RUSSIA AND CHINA.  STILL SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WILL NOT FORGIVE YANKEE DOLLARS, HOME RUNS AND A GREAT CLOSER.

THE YANKEES ARE NOT THE WANING SUPER BASEBALL POWER THAT OTHER TEAMS HOPED.

THE YANKS ARE COMING WITH ALL THE PLAYERS AND NEW STADIUM MONEY CAN BUY.

WE WON'T BE THROUGH UNTIL IT'S OVER OVER THERE.   THAT'S CALIFORNIA AND PHILADELPHIA.

SO MAYBE US POWER IS DIMINISHING BUT NOT NEW YORK YANKEE POWER.

mariano rivera

No scandal,no problem,no trouble winning, no mvp-  Why?


No hotdogging, no relish,no pickles,  Why not?

No injuries,no prima donna,no respect.  Why?

An Ozzie Guillen he is not.

No prejudice.

You can't generalize.

Don't prejudge.

THE YANKEES WON THE WORLD SERIES ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4,2009.

MATSUI WHO DID NOT UTTER ONE WORD IN ENGLISH WAS MR.NOVEMBER.

THE YANKEES DID IT IN THE BRONX IN THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM.  THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.

IT'S DONE. REMOVE THE REMAINS OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT.  WE HAVE SHORT MEMORIES.

IT'S OVER.

MARY JO BLIGE WAS MVP SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.

REMEMBER
PEARL HARBOR


I HOPE THEY HEARD MARY JO LOUD AAND CLEAR IN TOKYO.
SO GEORGE ALLIS FORGIVEN.  YEARS OF EVIL OWNERSHIP RANTS ARE FORGOTTEN,THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM IS FORGIVEN AND WINNERS NEVER COMPLAIN.

CONGRATULATIONS BOSS

Yanke: Who Knew?

Yanke: Who Knew?

WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR

THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIFFER AS RONALD REAGAN WOULD SAY. That's why the game is back in the Bronx on Wednesday.  The Zoo as Mets fans call it.


THE GIFFER IS GEORGE STEINBRENNER.  

MELKY CABRERA SACRIFICED HIMSELF,JOHNNY DAMON OVER ACHIEVED,AND BURNETT SUDDENLY COULDN'T FIND THE INSIDE OF THE PLATE FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR SO THE SERIES CAN RETURN TO THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.

THEY'RE ALL WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR.

NO MORE BLOW OUTS.  THE FANS DON'T LIKE IT.  SUPERSTARS ARE FORCED TO PLAY SMALL BALL-STEALING BASES, SLAMMING INTO CATCHERS, PULLING HAMSTRINGS.  THEIR MOVIE STAR GIRLFRIENDS HIDE IN THE STANDS PEERING OUT OCCASIONALLY.   NO SHOWBOATING OR CONTROVERSY PLEASE.  STEROIDS ARE A THING OF THE PAST.  OZZY GUILLEN DECLARED THAT JETER WAS GOD.  LUCKILY HE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE SO NO ONE UNDERSTOOD.
MADRECITO MIO!

MARK MCGWIRE WILL BE THE CARDINALS PITCHING COACH.  Steroids are now forgotten. Just like they want us to forget the destruction of the Twin Towers on 9/11 or the destruction of the House  That Ruth Built in 2009

 


ANYWAY IT'S THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS-THAT'S NOT ALANIS MORISETTE.  SHE'S TOO THIN.
PLAY BALL LET'S HIT CANO AND TEXEIRA-WHAT ARE THEY NEXT TO BE REVEALED ON THE STEROID LIST?  SO BUD SELIG (It's not a game;it's a business) is manipulating their playing.

What is with Ryan Howard?


SO BACK TO THE ZOO.

MAY THE BEST YANKEE TEAM WIN.

PHILLIES WON

THE BRONX WAS RAINY AND 52 DEGREES AS CLIFF LEE PITCHED ALMOST A SHUTOUT.  

IT WAS A SAD DAY WHEN MIGHTY SABATHIA COULDN'T STRIKE OUT THE PHILLIE HOME RUN MACHINE.

EVEN THE NEWLY TRANSFORMED AROD STRUCK OUT.

MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS.

GO YANKEES

PEDRO MARTINEZ WHO LOST TO THE YANKEES WHEN HE WAS A RED SOX AND WAS BANISHED TO THE METS PITCHES TONIGHT.

A FEW YEARS AGO NY DESTROYED HIM.

QUE PASA AHORA?  as wwe say in the Bronx.

QUE PASA WITH OZZY GUILLEN.  HE'S LOUD OBNOXIOUS AND  UNINTELLIGIBLE IN ENGLISH.  WHY DOES FOX HAVE MR. CHICAGO WHO RANTED THIS YEAR NO ONE IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A BIG LEAGUE PLAYER? 

WHY NOT RUSH LIMBAUGH? HE'S LOUD, OBNOXIOUS  INTELLIGIBLE BUT NOT INTELLIGENT?

RUSH LIKES SPORTS.  HE TRIED TO BUY A FOOTBALL TEAM.  HE WORKED FOR KANSAS CITY.

ANYWAY MANANA NOSOTROS VAMOS VER LA VERIDAD DE LOS YANKEES Y BEISBOL TAMBIEN.

BUENA SUERTE YANKEES.

MAY THE BEST MAINLY LATINO TEAM WIN!!!!
 YANKEES BEISBOL.COM

 

Rain

Yankee umbrellas should be issued to each fan or a poncho at the new Yankee Stadium The old YS was in 1923. The Coloseum was BC.

YANKEES WIN THE PENNANT

IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. THE YANKEES WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES. I BET A PHILLIE CHEESE STEAK ON IT.

THE PHILLIES WILL GET THEIR FILL OF NYC SOON. IT WILL BE NECESSARY FOR THE YANKEES TO STAY IN PHILADELPHIA TO PLAY A FEW.

WC FIELDS PREFERRED HIS GRAVE SAYING AT LEAST I'M NOT IN PHILADELPHIA ON HIS TOMBSTONE.

PLAY BALL. LET'S HOPE THEIRS NO REVOLUTION BREWING IN PHILADELHIA WHERE A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WILL BE SIGNED DEPOSING KING GEORGE(STEINBRENNER THAT IS).

HOPEFULLY WE'LL KNOW IN ADVANCE IF WEATHER POSTPONES THE GAME.

SO ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM IF THEY DON'T WIN, THE SERIES MAY GO INTO THANKS GIVING.

THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE VS THE EVIL EMPIRE OR IS IT THE EVIL UMPIRE?

WE'LL SEE. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE THAT THE YANKEES WILL WIN.

Yanke: Demon Damon Crushes Angels

Yanke: Demon Damon Crushes Angels
DEMON
Daman damns Angels to Limbo during the World Series. At the end of the World Series, the Angels will get out of limbo.

It's better than being in Philadelphia according to WC Fields tombstone.

Publish Post

Demon Damon Crushes Angels

It's Johnny Damon and I love him. Finally he saves the Yankees just like he saved the Red Sox. He's an equal opportunity hitter. Like Samson, Johnny Damon lost all his power when he went to the Yankees and cut his hair.
Demon Daman Decks Angels!!!!
Anyway it's the only game in town. So root for the home team if they don't win it's a shame.

GO YANKEES

How about that snow in Denver? What if the World Series were there?
GO YANKEES

GO AWAY RAIN AND SNOW

THE DAY THAT THE RAINS CAME DOWN

WHO KNEW? NOT US. WE THOUGHT THE GAME WAS ON. MY HUSBAND WATCHED FOOTBALL ALL DAY AND DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE

WE MADE NO SATURDAY NIGHT PLANS-A FLIGHT TO PARIS OR ROME. WE WAITED FOR THE NY YANKEES.

WAS THE GAME CALLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST OR RAIN? WHAT IF THERE WERE A YANKEE GAME AND NOBODY CAME?

ANYWAY TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT FOR THE FIGHT IN THE BRONX. ISN'T EVERY NIGHT? It'as a rumble between the Angels and the Damned Yankees. Then it's the Phillie Flash in the Pan.

A WORLD SERIES WIN IN THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT. OR WILL THE CURSE OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT HAUNT THE YANKEES LIKE THE BABE DID TO THE RED SOX FOR ALMOST A CENTURY? No Nanette,say it ain't so?

Go away rain. GO YANKEES.

Yankees

Go Team Go

BEAT LA
THIS IS LA IN ANAHEIM

DISNEY OWNED IT. IT IS A MICKEY MOUSE TEAM

BUT AT LEAST THE OWNERS AREN'T GETTING DIVORCED LIKE THE LA DODGERS

Who Knew?

I lost this blog. Now I've found it just in time for the World Series.I wish the Dodgers had won. Manny certainly was really being Manny taking a shower before the game was over. He's gone LA. They always leave the ballpark after the Seventh inning. So it's the Phillies in the practically Thanksgiving(definitely Halloween) classic. The Phillies will cut down on travel time.

How about those Bud Selig fixed umpire calls?!

Say it ain't so Joe? That's Joe Girardi not Torre.

So let's hope the Damned Yankees will beat the Blessed Angels.

It's an Amtrak Series not a subway or an earthquake. Ring that Liberty Bell and we'll give you a Bronx Cheer. Go Yankees!

Yanke: YANKEE GONE HOME

Yanke: YANKEE GONE HOME

Yankees Will Win Tonight

New Stadium, No steroids, Californication-The Yankees will win. Don't take out Johnny Damon or Matsui!!!! Micro Manage much?

Yankeed Over

We see so few games up here in Red Sox nation that I'm getting Yanked over. How could a team that will undoubtedly win the World Series have so little news?

So other comments on other subjects:
The Jay Leno show is excellent. But when did it become open season on Obama? Have some respect as Aretha would say.

Just because you have a black bandleader, black guest and singers doesn't mean that you can trash our first black president.

It's so some of my best friends are Negroes!!

I didn't like it when Jay Leno did it to George Bush every night for 8 years. Bill Clinton's sex scandal was understandable.

We had practically a Great Depression. Get real. President Obama is trying. If he's not trying he's dying. Which many racist pigs would like to do to him.

Which brings us to racism. It is not okay. I hear it in many circles. It's evil. The evil think it's okay.

President Obama and the intellectuals are being noble about it. There is nothing noble about racist pigs. Spend some time with the common folk, if you want to know the racist sentiment out there.

Enough with Jay Leno tearing down our government. Who died and made him God?

The show is good. We need prime time laughs but not at the expense of racist,sexist, anti-American,discriminatory against the disabled jokes.

Pick on somebody your own size Jay Leno.
Big tall fat graying Italian/Scottish Americans!!!

NBC has declared open season on minorities,women and the disabled. CNBC has declared open season on any Wall Street reform!! They are Obama bashers. I guess GE (Japanese) wants more profit taking not regulation.

CNN is moving right too. Got Lou Dobbs?

MODERN TIMES

I'M SITTING IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE WITH MY COAT OVER MY HEAD SO I CAN SEE THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITHOUT THE SUN'S REFLECTION. IT'S RUINING MY HAIR. MY NECK ACHES FROM BENDING OVER THE COMPUTER. MY LEFT LEG HAS GONE TO SLEEP WITH THE PRESSURE OF MY LAPTOP LEANING ON IT.

IF CELL PHONES CAUSE BRAIN CANCER, WHAT DO LAPTOPS CAUSE

SO THIS YANKEE WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME, BUT WE HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE THERE. HENCE THE UNWIRED VILLAGE-

SO HOW CAN THERE BE NOT ONE BUT TWO YANKEE STADIUMS AND I HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE

GOT EMAIL

ALSO I DO NOT THINK THIS BLOG IS BEING BROADCASTED ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB

ALSO I'VE GIVEN UP QUESTION MARKS

GOT TWITTER

HOW ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT ON THE FIELD BETWEEN CANADA AND THE USA

A PITCHER HAS A GOOSE EGG ON HIS FOREHEAD FROM A BATTLE BETWEEN THE YANKEES AND TORONTO BLUE JAYS. I THINK IT'S THE FIRST BATTLE IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
ANYWAY WRITING IS A PAIN ESPECIALLY ON A LAPTOP IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE- AN UNSECURED NETWORK.

YANKEE GONE HOME

OH THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK-THAT WAS FRANK SINATRA'S SONG ABOUT THE POLO GROUNDS AND DODGER STADIUM IN BROOKLYN.

THE ONLY GOOD THING TO HAVE ABOUT REPEATGING YOUR MISTAKES IS YOU KNOW WHEN TO WINCE.

THAT'S WHAT EVERY YANKEE FAN DOES AS THEY DRIVE PAST THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT IN RUINS NEXT TO THE NEW HOUSE THAT GREED AKA STEINBRENNER BUILT IN NYC.

WE WINCE AT GROUND ZERO TOO. GREED CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO BUILD THERE. IT'S STILL GROUND ZERO OR REALLY GROUND HERO TO THE BRAVE WHO DIED THERE ON SEPTEMBER 11,2001.

FINALLY THERE'S A STOREFRONT MEMORIAL NEARBY TO THE GAPING HOLE THAT STILL IS THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THE BEST MEMORIAL IS AT THE NEARBY ST. PAUL'S CHAPEL- A BANNER FROM OKLAHOMA HONORING THE BRAVE WHO DIED ON SEPTEMBER 11TH IN NYC HELPING OTHERS.

THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK AND TWO TOWERS THAT STRETCHED TO THE SKY. tHEY ARE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

NEVER FORGET AND ROOT FOR THE METS- THE NEW HOME TEAM IF THEY HAD HITTING,PITCHING, FIELDING AND STEINBRENNER'S MONEY.

WE CHEER THEIR NEW BALLFIELD-GORGEOUS-

tHE YANKEES WILL BUY THE SERIES AGAIN JUST LIKE THEY HAD DEREK JETER STRIKE OUT FOR A FEW DAYS SOB HIS DESTRUCTION OF THE IRON HORSE'S RECORD COULD BE VDWITNESSED BY THE USA ON ESPN NOT YES WHICH SAYS NO TO BASEBALL FANS WATCHING THE GAMES UNLESS YOU SUBSCRIBE.

SO THE METS WILL HAVE THEIR DAY WHEN ANTI-IMMIGRANT RHETORIC DIES DOWN. VIVA LOS METS Y BEISBOL.COM. ADIOS AMERICA

YANKEES WIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

AS YOGI SAYS IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. FOR SEVERAL DAYS THE YANKS HAVE WON. SO IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF LOSING, GRIPING, CARPING AND BRONX CHEERING JEERING. IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF VICTORIOUS vICTORIOUS

IT'S IN THE NICK OF TIME

WHAT WITH THE NEW GRAND MONSTER IN THE BRONX RIGHT NEXT TO THE CLASSIC BRONX BEAUTY,THE YANKEE AURA WAS GOING GOING GOING GONE.

A FEW WINS AND LESS STEROID TALK AND ALL IS FORGIVEN

BY THE WAY WHY DOESN'T CONGRESS THE MENTAL FITNESS AND DRUG TAKI NG OF THE US CONGRESS AND GOVERNORS INSTEAD OF SPORTS FIGURES.????
wHO HAS MORE RESPONSIBILITY A YOUNG KENNEDY WHO HAS TO GO INTO REHAB FOR THE FIFTH TIME DURING THE CONGRESS SUMMER BREAK, A GOVERNOR WHO FLIES OFF TO ARGENTINA TO SEE HIS LOVER BUT WON'T ACCEPT FEDERAL STIMULUS MONEY OR AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR WHO QUITS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY SO SHE CAN DO DAMAGE CONTROL DEPENDING ON PUBLIC OPINION?

i FEAR DONALD fEHR THAT ALL PEOPLE IN RESPONSIBILITY SHOULD BE DRUG TESTED, VALUE TESTED AND MENTALLY EVALUATED BEFORE THEY ARE ROLE MODELS TO OUR YOUTH NOT TO MENTION MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS(WARS,ECONOMY,ABORTION,BIRTH CONTROL,SREM CELL RESEARCH, GUN CONTROL,CRIME) THAT AFFECT US ALL.

WHY IS IT ONLY AROD AND MANNY AND MICHAEL VICK THAT WE WORRY ABOUT?

THEY PLAY SPORTS. POLITICIANS PLAY WITH OUR ECONOMY, ATOMIC BOMBS, SOLDIERS AND FUTURE.

SO BLOOD TESTS FOR ALL OR BLOOD TESTS FOR NONE.

NO REPRESENTATION (ON THE BASEBALL FIELD, OLYMPICS, CONGRESS OR THE STATEHOUSE) WITHOUT URINE SAMPLES, BLOOD TESTA AND PPUBLISHED RECORDS LIKE THEY DID TO BARRY BONDS, AROD AND MANNY?

SO THAT'S THE NEW BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ONLY SOME OF YOU (MAINLY SPORTS FIGURES) DECLARATION OF DRUG INDEPENDENCE FOR 2009 IN THE UNITED STATES OF PROZAC NATION.

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT :

ALL DRUGS RE EQUALLY BAD FOR ALL US CITIZENS NOT JUST SPORTS FIGURES.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO OXYCONTIN

USE IT ONLY IN HOSPITALS AND HOSPICES FOR THE TERMINALLY ILL. DO NOT HAVE IT IN PHARMACIES. HOW MANY MORE PHARMACISTS HAVE TO BE KILLED BY DRUG CRAZED OXYCONTIN USERS????

MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE LATEST COVER BOY FOR DRUG EXCESS (PRESCRIPTION).

WE MOURN FOR DAYS. HE WAS GREAT. sO WERE MOST OTHERS UNTIL THEY SHOOOT THEIR OWN FATHER, aUNT, NEIGHBOR,PAKISTANI 7 ELEVEN CLERK FOR SOME DRUG MONEY.

INSTEAD OF SAY NO. HOW ABOUT? SAY NO TO THE DRUG COMPANIES WHO MISLEAD THE DOCTORS AND PUBLIC ON THE DANGERS OF THEIR LATEST NARCOTIC WONDER.

New York State of Mind

Yes Virginia there is a NY State Parks Campsite where you can watch the Yankees in the General Store Cafe. It's Hither Hills on Old Montauk Highway near Montauk. When you're a Yankee fan under cover in Massachusetts and Florida this is a miracle.
You can wear your Yankee sweatshirt without fear of reprisals. In Florida, it's a white cross burning on your front lawn. In Massachusetts it's a whole Red Sox Nation that you must dodge. Hopefully they'll try to secede from the union like the Confederacy tried. When the Yankees win certain Sox words will be banned:
First will be the removal of the word wicked as a good adjective. They have Wicked Pizza here in Cape Cod with brie, strawberries and who knows what else gracing the pie. That's wicked as in evil. Got Pizza?
Anyway the Hamptons were fun. Yankees can go home. Also because we watched Alex Rodriguez finally hit andthe yankees won. We'll see the Mets vs Yankees on Sunday night. Tune in early maybe the Mets will make 3 errors in the first inning again.

MANNY AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

THAT EQUALS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH KATE AS THE MANAGER. SHE'LL BE GREAT AS A BOSS. ODDLY THIS TIME IT'S THE MAN=MANNY- WHO TOOK FEMALE FERTILITY DRUGS. BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. THEY'LL BE LITTLE MANNYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BY THE TIME THE EIGHT OFFSPRING ARE 18, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WILL HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. MANNY WILL NEXT TAKE SOME PONCE DE LEON FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH PILLS AND STILL BE ABLE TO HIT WITH THE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KATE 16 CHILDREN IS ALOT. SHE'S TOUGH BUT A JOE TORRE SHE IS NOT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NOSE.

AND THE NOSE KNOWS. SO MAYBE JOE CAN BE CLONED OR FROZEN LIKE TED WILLIAMS UNTIL WE NEED HIM FOR THE MANNY ALL STARS IN 2027. OF COURSE THEY CAN BE IN THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES DURING THEIR YOUTH. THEY CAN BORROW A DOMINICAN SHORTSTOP FOR THE ALL MANNY TEAM.

SO THAT'S MANNY BEING MANNY EIGHT TIMES OVER. HE'S NOT PLAYING AND IS FOURTH IN ALL STAR VOTING. HE NEVER GOES TO THE GAME ANYWAY. MAYBE KATE WILL PLAY. WHERE THIS LEAVES THE REAL MRS. MANNY-WHO KNOWS.....

PLAY BALL - THIS IS YOUR HORMONES ON DRUGS.

Taking Pelham 123

OK so there is a view of the subway train from the New Yankee Workshop. What the New York Times never makes an error? The Mets? The train is behind a fence. We don't get to see many games down in Confederate country. Worse I'm heading to Red Sox Nation! We did see AROD out at the plate in last night's loss.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. Say you never can tell.
The rain in Florida falls mainly on our golf course. The drought is over. We're in the jungle now. Even the Space Shuttle Atlantis couldn't land.

Lost in space.
Spaced out - We missed the Magic Play off Game last night. King James ended it in the last second. Got excitement?

ONCE A YANKEE FAN ALWAYS A FAN

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME BUT I'M AFRAID TO LET YOU GO. I'M ALMOST OUT THE DOOR OF YANKEEE FANDOM. BUT THE GAME THE OTHER NIGHT WITH JOHNNY DAMON AGAIN SAVING TH EGAME WITH A HOMER WAS EXCELLENT. ALL THE YANKEE AURA WAS AROUND. THERE WERE NO FLASHBACKS TO THE OLD YANKEE STADIUM AND THE TEAM WON. SO THIS YANKEE FAN ROOTED FOR THE HOME TEAM-THE BRONX THAT IS.

THIS FICKLE FAN FOUGHT HARD TO FORGET THE YANKEE MYSTIQUE. BUT ONE GOOD GAME AND NO COMMENTS ABOUT ANCIENT HISTORY AND I STARTED TO FORGET.

FORGET BABE RUTH, DIMAGGIO, YOGI, CASEY, WHITEY,MICKEY, BILLY, MATTINGLY . I TRY. STILL I YEARN TO SEE THAT SUBWAY TRAIN PASS BY THE STADIUM. WHERE'S THE TERMINAL BAR? THE BRONX IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR. NOT?

WE WON. I'M A ONE TEAM WOMAN LIVING IN A TWO TEAM TOWN. SO I NOW AM AN OFFICIAL FAN OF THE NEW YORK TWINS.

AND THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK

DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY. I BOUGHT THE BOOK AND I TURNED THE PAGES. I GUESS THE STEINBRENNERS WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL.

DURING TODAY'S GAME WHERE JOHNNY DAMON HOMERED TO WIN THE GAME FROM THE TWINS, THEY SHOWED THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM. THEY SHOWED THE SEATS SITTING ON THE FIELD READY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS. THE GRASS IS TO BE SOLD TOO. WHY DON'T THEY DIG UP BABE RUTH'S GRAVE IN VALHALLA AND SELL A FEW BONES TOO?

SO THE YANKEES WON FINALLY BREAKING A ROOKIE TWINS PITCHER'S HEART. BUT IT WAS A SHALLOW VICTORY. THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM IN DISARRAY STANDS AS A SYMBOL OF HOW YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART AS THE DAMN YANKEES SONG SAYS AND THE YANKEES HAVE NO HEART. ANYONE WITH A HEART WOULD NOT HAVE REPLACED SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT BROKEN. BOSTON WITH THEIR PUNY FENWAY WON'T DIVIDE A CITY BY MOVING TO GREENER AND LARGER PASTURES. THE YANKEES WITH THE CLASSIC STADIUM ARE NOW SELLING ITS PARTS. THEY CAN'T SELL THE HIGH PRICED SEATS IN THE NEW STEINBRENNER MEMORIAL STADIUM, BUT THEY CAN SELL THE OLD SEATS AT THE OLD PARK OF THE OLD BALL GAME.

I ASSUME THE RICH NEED THOSE LUXURY BOXES AO THEY DON'T MIX WITH THE BRONXITES. NEXT WILL BE HELICOPTER PADS SO THEY CAN FLY IN AND NOT BE NEAR THE PEONS.

IT'S VERY CLEAR OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY

YANKEE STADIUM MAY TUMBLE. THE TWIN TOWERS MAY FALL. BUT OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY.

NOT
MEET THE METS GREET THE METS NOW THAT THE YANKEES HAVE LOST THEIR CLASS, LET'S ROOT FOR THOSE UPSTARTS.

WOULD YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE WHO TORE DOWN THE COLOSSEUM, THE EIFFEL TOWER, THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA, ST. PETER'S, THE TAJ MAHAL, GRAND CENTRAL STATION, THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, THE TWIN TOWERS, OR YANKEE STADIUM? OF COURSE NOT.

SO MEET THE METS NEW YORK'S NEXT ICON. YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HEART MILLES AND MILES OF HEART. THE YANKEES DON'T. SORRY JOHNNY DAMON. SORRY AROD. THOSE EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN.

ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM- THAT'S THE METS AND THEIR NEW STADIUM NEXT TO THAT BLUE AND ORANGE MESS THAT WAS CALLED SHEA. NO ONE MISSES IT. WE MISS YANKEE STADIUM.

ERROR ON THE PLAY. GAME OVER. YOU'RE OUT. ( of the hearts of all New Yorkers). THE END. THE FAT LADY SANG.

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED

QUANDARY AT THE MOMENT

WHO KNOWS/ ?

WRITERS BLOCK

THAT'S LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED RECEIVING A GOLD WATCH AND A RETIREMENT PARTY

SLUMP


GOT STEROIDS


OFFICIALS WHO DON'T CALL A FOUL SO A TEAM LOSES A GAME AND THEN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE SAYS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED. THEY SAY THE REFEREE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD IN ADVANCE. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. IF THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE WHY WASN'T IT DONE. THEY SAY THE FOUL SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FLAGRANT. iF THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR YEARS HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW

WHY ISN'T THERE INSTANT REPLAY IN ALL SPORTS
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH A CELL PHONE CAMERA

ODD
I DON'T LIKE TO USE THE F WORD ON MOTHER'S DAY
F IS FOR FIXED

MA I'M ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD

Manny Being Manny

This is your hitter on drugs. Sounds like he's a switch hitter. But it fits in with my theory that soirts are fuxed, scripted, planned for the greatest tv, ticket, attendance, and advertising revenues not to mention sports gambling. GOT MAFIA?

Manny's out after boosting the Dodgers attendance and games won. Alex (AROD) is back to boost the Yankees attendance and games won. They all take turns throwing a bone to the minor major league teams. No one likes a blow out season. No one watches. No one bets. Got cynicism?

So what is under those dredlocks? Asteriks? Asteriks Asteriks


As I stated previously in this blog that no one reads an asterik should be after every record since the season was extended. Who tested The Mick.Yogi, etc.

How is it Marion Jones goes to jail for steroids and Manny just goes home to procreate? Got Mannys?

At least he didn't throw his cousin under the bus like Alex did. By that scrawny baseball commisionner could use a few steroids or at least vitamins. Got food?

SCRIPTED

THE BIG PAYROLL TEAMS ARE THROWING A BONE AKA WIN TO THE SMALL MARKET TEAMS. DAVID WILL BE ALLOWED TO SLAY GOLIATH NOW. BUT GOLIATH WILL ROAR IN JUNE WHEN ALEX RODRIGUEZ RETURNS AND EARNS HIS PAY. THEN THE YANKEES AND THEIR NEW STADIUM WILL BE THE CROWNED PRINCES AND FIEFDOMS OF BASEBALL.

SO THE NY ITALIANS AKA ROME HAVE BUILT THE STEINBRENNER COLOSSEUM SO SEND IN THE GLADIATORS FROM TAMPA, PHILLY, ETC. TO BE SACRIFICED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE MAFIA WHO CONTROL ALL SPORTS.

OF COURSE THE RED SOX ARE IN ON THE DEAL PLUS LOS ANGELES AND I GUESS ST. LOUIS TO KEEP THE MIDDLE WEST HAPPY.

SO THE BEST TEAMS MONEY CAN BUY ARE READY TO PLAY BALL. SO ENJOY THOSE APRIL WINS, THE ALLIES ARE MOVING IN FOR THE ATTACK. THE YANKS ARE COMING. YES AKA THE NETWORK ,THE YANKS ARE COMING.

NEWS FLASH THE HOUSE THAT EXCESS BUILT HAS REDUCED THE PRICES BY MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND BEHIND HOME PLATE AT THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM. GOT HEDGE FUND MONEY.

THE MAFIA DOES PLUS STIMULUS PACKAGE CONSTRUCTION MONEY FROM REBUILDING EVERY ROAD,BRIDGE AND PUBLIC BUILDING IN AMERICA NOW THAT PRIVATE MONEY HAS DRIED UP.

SO PLAY BALL. WE KNOW IT'S FIXED BUT WE'LL WATCH UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS AKA SOME MAFIOSI WIFE OR DISGRUNTLED MISTRESS OR MALA FEMINA. GOT RUN ON SENTENCES. THIS BLOG DOES PLUS NO QUESTION MARKS.

NO,NO NANETTE

THAT BROADWAY SHOW RUINED THE RED SOX FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS. SO NOW THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT( STEINBRENNER MEMORIAL STADIUM) WILL DOOM THE YANKEES FOR ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED.

I GUESS IT'S THE ONE HUNDRED YEAR WAR REDUX. THE SWINE FLU SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE DARK AGES' PLAGUES. LOOK OUT FOR LOCUSTS. THERE ARE PLENTY OF RATS AND ROACHES IN THE BRONX, SO I GUESS THAT'S THE NEXT PLAGUE.

THE WAY CNBC,CNN AND FOX ARE TALKING I GUESS THIS RECESSION IS THE DARK AGES. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW RECESSION MEANT A REDUCTION IN YANKEE RUNS AND WINS AND A REDUCTION IN GAME ATTENDANCE AT THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.

IF THE YANKEES KEEP LOSING, IT WILL BE THE GREAT BASEBALL DEPRESSION.

GOT PITCHERS? STEROIDS? MAYBE THEY SELL SOMETHING ON THE CORNER IN THE BRONX THAT CAN STIMULATE THESE YANKEES. DOESN'T MANNY HAVE A LONG LOST COUSIN IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS?

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED A YANKEE STIMULUS PLAN. THAT'S WHAT THEY DID FOR ALL THE US BIG BANKS THAT ALMOST COLLAPSED FROM CORPORATE EXCESS.

THOSE BAD LOANS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF THE MONEY SPENT ON NEW (UNNEEDED) YANKEE REAL ESTATE AND OVER THE HILL PITCHERS NOT TO MENTION A ROD WHO SHOULD HAVE HAD A HIP HOP OPERATION IN THE OFF SEASON.

Bronx ZooII Reverse The Curse

Rev-erse the Curse

The House That Ruth Built stands empty next to the House THat Greed Built. Babe Ruth has cursed the Yankees into hours of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck rumblings as one of the longest losses in history against the Red Sox occurred in the old Fenway Park Stadium. The soon to be 100 year old Red Sox fan secretly prayed not to make it to 101 years. he couldn't take another day of agony. At least the Red Sox won. So Ted Williams shined down on him from his frozen grave.

But you don't mess with the Babe. So Yankee fans cry out from the zoo where the chimps play for hours with the best pitchers that money can buy: REVERSE THE CURSE

Red Sox fans yell: GO BACK TO THE ZOO

YANKEES GO HOME

Juicing The Ball

How many runs can a baseball player get when juice is applied to the ball? I guess an honest man like Bernie Madoff is the baseball commissioner. Another good one is replays at the discretion of the umpires. There's no business like show(baseball ) business. Now fantasy baseball is not on the computer. It's on the field.

They re not baseball players. They are actors. All the world's a baseball stadium and we must all play our part. It's a game told by an idiot(Tim McCarver) full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Out Out Brief foul ball, baseball is but a poor player who struts and frets his hour on the bases and then is heard no more. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace until the last home run of recorded time. Then finally football begins.

Opening Day IV

The Yankees lost. At least it didn't snow. They lost in Tampa on Opening Day too. The outfielder had to pitch.
Got the largest payroll and most expensive pitchers on Earth and you lose. It's the curse of the House That Ruth built.

But it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Apologies To The Pope

Sorry I had no idea the candles, dark church, baptisms and confirmations were part of the Easter Vigil. Still a shorter service would be much better.

Let's hope Opening Day for the Yankees in NYC is better than the massacre on opening day in Tampa. (St. Petersburg).

I correctly predicted an angel winning the Masters on Easter Sunday. So the Pope will absolve me of my Vigil error. It was a jelly bean free Easter unfortunately. THe brunch was great but not a jelly bean to be seen

Mel Gibson is divorcing after 28 years. Irreconcilable diffeences and no prenup. Bill and I have the same problem-24 years They lived on Merritt Island in Florida near Satellite Beach. That's where the 7 children went to Episcopalian prep school.

What would Mel do is our motto. It's cheaper to keep her.

Opening Day II

All I am saying is give peace a chance. Happy Easter. We're celebrating by watching the Masters + a brunch at the country club. We attended a 2 1/2 hour Easter Vigil last night. It made a baseball game seem short. I know my Redeemer liveth and will put an end to such Mania. One half hour to an hourr could be eliminated if they skippped the outdoor march and candle servece plus the rlighting of 500 candles inside the church. They read five Bible pieces by flashlight. There were baptisms and confirmations and renunciations of the devil. Just like baseball, it went into overtime. I don't know what is going on in the rest of the world, but in Florida where everyone is over 65, the services take an eternity and involve alot of walking.
Give me that old time religion-kneeling, praying and singing. It should not be an endurance test.
AMEN(Corner that is on EASTER SUNDAY). Happy Masters. Of course Angel Cabrera will win. It's Easter!

Apologies To ESPN

Congratulations To ESPN For Showing Opening Day Across The USA! Bravo ESPN you outdid MLB Baseball for a change. Keep promoting the National Pastime instead of tearing it apart. Can't you find a few soccer scandals(referees in the pocket of the Mafia etc.),football(psychotic linemen),racing(drivers popping uppers), horseracing(jockeys named Jesus), basketball(players too tall to verify their height), hockey(false teeth),golf(steroids for the men and hormones for the women),boxing(head injuries) and much more. Let the police investigate crimes not you and Congress. Bring cheer not gloom and doom. Ciongress has the economy. Iran and Afghanistan to worry about, not to mention the now forgotten Iraq and our soldiers in harm's way every day.

Keep score. That's all we ask.
Say it ain't so,Joe?

Opening Day

We're talking baseball. Since Spring training was killed by World Baseball and since Opening Day in the snow belt is freezing. Let's have Opening Day down South in the football stadiums and large baseball stadiums. Then a second opening day can be held up north a few weeks later when it's warmer.
Half of the Northern baseball fans have moved south,so show us a week or two of real baseball below the Mason Dixon Line. If football can play the Super Bowl in warm climates, baseball can put the first early weeks of baseball in the sun.

As for baseball statistics, nothing can be compared versus pre and post drug testing and standards eras. Nothing should be compared between the long and short seasons. Got ****** eh?

Congratulations to MLB Cable for promoting baseball. ESPN is trying to kill it with their exposes. So play ball. Snowballs I mean.

New York,New York

Finally Mike Lupica stood up for the Yankees and Derek Jeter. So the Connecticut Yankee ESPN bashing of the NEW YORK Yankees was modified for a day. Even Miss Selena curtailed her Yankee expose for a day. They are worried about the expensive box seats at the new totally unnecessary Yankee Stadium It's too late. Why didn't they say something when this monument to corporate greed was first proposed. It's just like illegal immigration and steroids, they and the government wait until it's established until they complain.

Has ESPN or the government noticed the excesses and cruelty of wrestlling, boxing and total boxing not to mention violent video games? How about gladiators and Christians to the Lions? Michael Vick can go to jaill for torturing animals. But human cruelty and torture is ok. Not to forget football- the new national pasttime. People don 't have time to watch baseball. But they have entire weekends to watch football.

Which brings us to basketball. Now that's a sport. Unfortunately many parts of the world are too short to play it. Also it's too blsck. So the mafia promotes white sports.

I give up

There's good news and bad news. First the good- the blog I just wrote castigating the callous bumbling of my case by the local medical profession and the total disinterest in it by my all I care about is the Final Four and myself husband just disappeared. The bad-I'll do an abbreviated version..The doctors have lost my records, accused me of having fainting spells all in my mind,forgotten to schedule a TEE twice thank God because I don't want one, not been able to see me until May 1st,and often don't answer the phone. The worst was the neurologist who scrambled my brain with a dizziness inducing (they blow air in your ear) fall and balance test three hours before an MRI showed that I had mutiple ministrokes all over my brain. Then they billed my insurance incorrectly for physical therapy. Natasha Richardson, John Travolta's son Jet and I get zero help for our symptoms. I'm going to my other house for R&R. So you're on your own bloggers of America. This Yankee is going home.

As for baseball, no news is good news. Of course the name has been officially changed to beisbol since the WBC which has as much interest in the US as the WORLD CUP in soccer.

So next week I'm calling Morgan, Morgan and Morgan. This patient's office is closed.

Revision-To The Moon,Alice

Actually NASA is receiving a great deal of federal money-more than usual. unfortunately none of it will benefit the 3,000 layed off workers or the Brevard County Economy. So I still call for investment in practical global warming prevention industries such as the development of cheap solar panels for homes in the Sunshine State and a battery operated leaf blower to replace the noisy,air polluting gas type used all over America( especially on the country club 6th green outside my window at 7 a.m. each day not to mention the condo maintainance leaf blowers later in the day plus every house in my neighborhood)and year round in the Sunshine State to be manufactured by the federal government at the Kennedy Space Center until the Moon and Beyond program is ready to run full time. Brevard needs jobs. We have skilled workers. Give us a practical stimulus package that will benefit the citizens of Brevard County. Big business has had its day thanks to government laissez-faire policies now help the common people fight enrgy prices, gas blower air pollution,and the local economy (stores, restaurants, etc.). Besides helping the mafia controlled construction business, help us.
Do you look at Florida crime statistics? That was during good economic times. It's practically a third world state with murders, drug wars,a third of the state in prison, welfare, etc. Why ? There are no jobs. There is no industry. It's all over seas not in Florida. We even drink foreign orange juice andeat foreign fruits and vegetables. We already had a recession. With the end of the Kennedy Space Center, it will be a depression. Do we have to riot to get a little money like AIG,Bank of Amercia etc. receive. We are willing to work. Provide some jobs as suggested above : the manufacture of inexpensive solar panels and battery driven leaf blowers. If a golf cart can be charged every night, why can't the leaf blowers. The fumes and noise are killing us not to mention the environment, the ozone layer and the earth. Get real Give us help=jobs.

As for baseball, no news is good news.

1776

We threw the British out of the USA in 1776. Why in 2009 are we letting them rule the waves again? The air waves I mean. It's a tiny country 9probably smaller than Texas and many other states. Since the advent of Rupert Murdoch(the official second coming to most conservatives and other muckrakers) nasty British people are dominating the US television market. Not that the Hollywood version is much better. But at lelalstl it's American .

The latest was Simon Cowell berating a blind excellent singer and piano player(musician) about his performance. He even used a hand gesture when speaking to a blind person(then he said what he meant). Simon Callous was just showing why the British Empire fell. The red haired host of a quiz show who was cruel to the contestants is another example. Then Chef Ramsey from Britain whose commercials are so cruel to desperate souls who will take any abuse to get ahead in the restaurant world. The commerciall is so vicious in its treatment of others that I would never watch the show. Of course the USA has Tyra Banks picking apart beautiful people because they one extra eyebrow hair and iots are happenening in NYC among vicious contestants on the show. But at least she's American. We do not need nasty Simple Simons imported from Britain. We already have enough cruel people in the USA.

It was St. Patrick's Day in the USA. I missed the first song-hopefully it was Irish- but I doubt those simple Simons would ever think of anything with heart like that. So I say what the IRA always said: England get out of gthe USA and take your Australian muckraker undoubtedly great grand son of a prison colony detainee from the 19th century away too.

I've been to Britain many times and have never met the sanctimmonious self righteous cruel twits that are imported to the USA. It's a fabulous country and society. These bombastic boobs are not represenative f the British culture. They repesent it's lowest form just like Tyra Banks,the Kardascians.the Hugh Hefners, the Sopranos, CSI Miami. Las Vegas etc. represent thje lowest form of our society not to mention Snoop Doggy, Flava Flave, Pimp MY Ride etc. represent the lowest US influences.

I love music. I never watch Idol in the early shows when they make fun of the retarded(brain damaged) and mentally ill. It is not funny. It is cruel. It is as low as operating a freak show at the circu s to make money. How low can you go? So last night they had mercy on a beautiful blonde who wasout of tune and croaking out a song because she had the flu( and is highly marketable in a non-existent music scene) but not on a blind person who was great!!!.

It is not open season on people with disabilities. That's what the entertainment industry as evidenced by recent movies,NBC comedy shows etc. seem to think. They are lifting the taboos on disabilities, women, race, gays etc. as sources of derision that 40 years of civil rights have tried to prevent. America's teenagers think Rihanna deserved to be beaten up. So homegrown cruelty and prejudice is bad enough but do we have to import it.

The British Empire fell because they were cruel to the countries they controlled. The USA was one of the first to revolt. Ireland was one of the last. Part of it is still not free of the British. You've got to be taught to hate. Every American (except me with a Masters Degree in French) has lelarned to hate the French because they are rude. But the cruel Brtish who subjugated other peoples for centuries are perfectly acceptable. They can come on US television and castigate Americans of every gender,race, nationality, color, creed and disability and they are our allies, friends, beloved leaders. Watch Gunga Din again, Slum Dog Millionaire to learn about the cruelty of some British. Believe me not everyone in Britain is like Simon and Chef Ramsey or in the USA like snotty Tyra Bamks or Snoop Doggy's Fatherhood or the Sopranos but they've risen to the top. The audition riots for the Tyra Banks show in NYC show others are scrambling to take their place at he top.

So Rupert owns the Wall Street Journal and Direct TV. It all must be regulated by the FCC. It is allowing the most prurient interests in America and the World to permeate our society. The US was founded by Pilgrims who believed so much in Christianity (kindness) to set sail to a new world to practice their religion freely. No one can be that good and survive but the USA has deteriorated to the lowest form -torturing prisoners, attacking other counntries etc. CNBC,MSNBC,the networks are no better. CNN is taking a crash course in how to sell the news from Fox. Jon Stewart took on some. Which brings us to Obama bashers. Enough already. He's been in office two months trying to undo what Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal buddies created with deregulation. Even Greenspan says he didn't know what was going on. He's an economist. We're not. Erin Go Bragh. Ireland Forever! It was country music night. Irish music is the original source. Consider the source!

Shuttle Launch

The Space Shuttle Discovery's sunset launch last night at 7:43 pm from the Kennedy Space Center across the Indian River from Titusville was the last night launch and one of the best in spite of a haze on the horizon. You could see the two boosters separate from the shuttle clearly above the Indian River. The Sunset cast a bright red-yellow glow on the exhaust trail above the river. It was one of the best- a real blast.

The Kennedy Space Center brought the world television,cell phone,GPS, aand weather satellites to name a few. unfortunately the US government does not value these important economic contributions so 3,000 skilled workers willl be let go in 2010 not to mention local employees. The Space Coast economy will be decimated. In these perilous times, that's adding pain to misery. We need a stimulus plan by the US Government for the Space Coast. We are a one company county. I say start asap producing solar panels at KSC for every house in Florida. We don't need research into Global Warming. We need action. Put the KSC workers to work on something needed by our society while the Kennedy Space Revamps for future space travel to the Moon and beyond. They've got the technological ability. use it. Or do you want to outsource it to Russia like the future Space Shuttle blast offs.

UNderwear

So athletes in underwear are in the news. Papelbon, the 'wearing underwear Boston Irish dancer is complaining that Manny was a cancer. At least Manny didn't parade in his underwear. After the Swedish golf pro stripped down to his underwear at Doral this week, all golf course dress codes have been nullified at every country club in the country. Those Swedes love to sun bathe nude in the Riviera but who knew they also disrobe for golf. In Florida that Swede was lucky an alligator didn't take his leg off. What is the penalty for lost balls?

I'm sure both players will be featured on WHAT NOT TO WEAR. SO NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS. KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON AND YOUR BALLS DRY.

Addendum

I had to wait one hour at the heart doctor with CNN news blaring in the waiting room. What ever happened to peace and quiet and reading magazines? There was no good news unless you call a Harvard Economics professor advocating the legalization and subsequent taxation of marijuana as a source of revenue for the US government. Legalization would be a boon to the ailing economy. CNN with Rick Sanchez and Mr. Smiley before him were enough to give you a heart attack with their inane slant on the news. It often made FOX News seem intelligent and that's a stretch.

So the heart doctor's staff had lost my records from the week before, never ordered a TEE (heart scope),didn't receive my records from the neurologist, and hadn't consulted with the neurologist on my symptoms. I felt shakey yesterday so I called the heart doctor's office today. They thought I was a new patient. They thought they were seeing my husband even though we told them twice the appointment was for me. So the doctor will check for blockages from the heart to the brain. Any way I feel great now but didn't earlier in the day. So who knows?

So speaking of Yankee Go home. I thought of heading north and I may sooner than mid April we'll see. Heat exacerbates all symptoms. I do have to see the neurologist in April. If you think medical help is bad here it's worse in Cape Cod. There are few doctors. You can't find a GP. No one will take new patients.


So I'm officially on the dl with AROD. Let's hope his doctor doesn't lose his records.
I'm still drug free. No prescriptions.

Yankee Doodle

So Glenn Beck and Larry The Cable Guy are organizing a protest of the Obama economic policies on Friday throughout the United States. Why didn't they do this during the election? It's all organized actually by the muckraker Rupert Murdoch. He owns Fox News, The Wall Street Journal and Direct TV plus that power of positive thinking New York Post. So it's some kind of Red Neck Revolution. You know you're a redneck when your IQ and education are equivalent to Larry The Cable Guy(aka Rupert Murdoch).

This is a democracy. We vote. It was the longest campaign in history vs the oldest candidate in history. Obama won. Kennedy had a thousand days before they (the Mafia) assasinated him and later his brother plus Martin Luther King. These homegrown terorists backed by Murdoch and his off shore buddies have not even given Obama a month!!!!!

The race, labor and immigrant cards are the only ones Obama has. Since the Cable Guy(Murdoch) has racheted up the rhetoric , Obama better show those cards. Unfortunately
escalation is needed, when foreigners (Murdoch) are assaulting our country. The quiet revolution is over. Until the cities burn and apartheid ensues,the battle between big money and the untouchables will rage.

We've seen the enemy and it's us. Which brings us to baseball. Good luck going to Yankee Stadium when the bonfires of the vanities erupt. Fox hates the Yankees. Rupert doesn't own the broadcast rights. Got Steinbrenners?

EXPECT MIRACLES

BLOGGER FINALLY DID ALLOW ME TO EDIT AN INFLAMMABLE BLOG. IF ONLY ESPN WOULD EDIT SOME OF THE CONNECTICUT SPORTSSPEAK THAT THEY DISH OUT.

YOU ARE ONLY AS SICK AS YOUR SECRETS

I was going to eliminate all references to marital discord in this blog one day before our 24th anniversary but somehow Blogger won't let me. We are going to Grills for seafood and then to Cocoa Beach to see the ocean. Our Cape Canaveral beach is closed because of Wednesday's night time launch. At 3 :00 today the astronauts flew in from Houston. It's roasty,toasty now -clear and 80 degrees.

So you are only as sick as your secrets. The truth seems to have disabled Alex Rodriguez. Now he needs an operation. Why wasn't it done during the off season? Miss Selena was on ESPN today happy as can be to have outed Alex and to have written a book about him. I guess he believes any publicity is good publicity. ESPN announced that a Boston psychologist has written a book about Manny. He's an introvert. So the hype goes on. Agents are just trying to polish their stars for future contract talks.

ESPN took joy in bashing the players union. Of course the owners (aka former slave owners) are guiltless and beyond reproach in the era of new unneeded stadiums and expensive ticket prices. So it's all spin.

How could the Dominican Republic lose to Holland? The ludicrous nature of the World Baseball Classic is highlighted in that fiasco. Que Pasa?

LaLa Land

So all is well in the baseball world. Manny is living in LA with his best friend Ray-hopefully it's not Alex Rodriguez's steroid injecting Dominican cousin. The World Classic continues. Right now Canada is playing the USA. I turned it off. Canada couldn't even support two teams. We had to give the Montreal Royals a stimulus package and move them to Washington(which couldn't support the Senators(the baseball team not the legislators)). I am not watching world baseball. So who is?

So Manny will be Manny in Los Angeles crying Dodger blue when he gets frustrated with the nonsense of Major League Baseball. Alex Rodriguez will be drying out from winter steroid use nursing a cyst on his hip. I guess he won't break the Iron Horse's record. Oh for the baseball of yesteryhear with cocaine in the Mets locker room and Billy and the Mick getting drunk and in barroom brawls with marshmallow salesmen. So enough talking baseball.

As you can tell by this blog, most of this malaise that I have is in my head. I only walk now and could barely make it across US 1 to get a view of the Indian River. I held onto a light pole on the island separating the north and south lanes until the vapors passed and I could cross the street when the traffic passed. I really thought I might faint. But I didn't. I held onto that pole until I felt steady again. later at 10:45 pm, I fell asleep and missed the Delta Rocket launch from Cape Canaveral. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I have no husband complaints because he's been up in Daytona riding in a convoy up to St. Augustine and hanging out at The Last Resort watching the women wrestle in cream corn.

So Manny is in LA and Alex is drying out, so all is well with the world. Oh I went to the health food store. All I could get was tiny $8.95 bottle of calcium tablets that should stop these spells. I received some information on this condition. It was more medicine than I've received from 3 or 4 doctors- not even a placebo, sugar pill, nothing. Maybe I'll see Alex's cousin next. There must be something over the counter in the Dominican Republic for the Vapors.

I went to the Crean Corn wrestling last year. It was fun. The weather is perfect right now-not too hot or humid.

Outsourcing Baseball

Like all good capitalists(aka Republicans),the Major League Baseball owners are working on finalizing the outsourcing of baseball. It's not enough that most players are international because the farm system is cheaper in third world countries, now major league baseball is trying to make attendance at games and tv viewing of the American pastime worldwide. The result of this outsourcing is abuse of children in third world countries(as buscones search for money makers). We already had child abuse in baseball in the US known as Little League Baseball. Now the sharks with lipstick (aka Moms and Vice Presidential candidates) attack at soccer games(futbol).

So the LA Dodgers did sign Manny at $45 Million and have not announced a move to China to increase profits as they did in their infamous 1950's move from Brooklyn to California. But we've seen the enemy and it's us. My husband already would not go to Spring Training because it's often split squads, prima donnas on the d.l. and not real competition but basically just practicce and showcasing new talent. Now with the World Baseball Classic,only men without a country are left to play in the Florida Grapefruit League. The Mets have lost 15 players including 11 from their 40 man roster to the World Classic. The Florida real estate market is in shambles thanks to capitalist excess and now the money boys are destroying one of Florida's(and probably Arizona's) sources of tourist income. Peole move to certain Florida towns because their favorite team trains there. The World Classic is only played in one Florida city -Miami. They already have a team. So outsourcing and cheap labor have made the national pastime international to the detriment of the US economy. If you want International sports money turn to futbol. That's what all the soccer moms and children in America do.

In spite of corporate greed and pillaging of third world countries, The METS vs Nationals game in Viera was fantastic even though El Duques brother Ivan Hernandez walked in runs and pitched miserably causing the METS to lose. The Nationals manager was at the World Classic exhibition games. It was actually a more fair competition because most of the METS roster wasn't there so the NATS could win. We got up and sang Take Me Out To The Ballgame in the seventh inning stretch except for my husband the Yankee fan. He's been in Florida too long and couldn't remember the words. We had Brooklyn Pizza afterwards sitting under a picture of Ebbets Field in the Brooklyn Pizzeria in Viera. It was a gorgeous day and I had a great time. Luckily because no fan wants to see a Mets team minus most of the name players, there were plenty of tickets. We moved down and were right behind home plate. My husband wouldn't pay the $6.00 reservation fee so we had no advance tickets. There were plenty of empty seats thanks to the World Classic. It was great. So strikes, steroids and World Classics can't kill a fan's enthusiam. Beisbol has been very,very good to me!

Of course just like Chris Brown and Rihanna, we have our problems. Since I can't drive because of ministrokes or blacking out and falling in the pool or something, my husband had to drive me to the dentist. Our other house is nearby so went there. He sat while I gathered up belongings to bring over to the new house in case it sells or is rented out. Our 24th anniversary is Monday. So we all live lives of quiet desperation but with Blogger, it's not so quiet. The pen is mightier than the sword.

Any way rooting for the home team was fun! Of course, being a Libran I rooted for both.

New York,New York

We're going to the Mets vs. Washington Nationals in Viera today. I'd go on my own but now I can't drive for six months by law. My husband hates Spring Training. He wouldn't buy tickets in advance because they charge order fees(even though I'm paying). I hit he roof but got over it and we're heading down to Viera soon with a stop at Denny's for a two for one Grand Slam. We have no tickets because he wouldn't reserve in advance and pay the fees. I was livid. But we're going. So maybe it'll be the luck of the Irish and we'll get a seat. Got scalpers?

I used to go daily when I lived in Satellite Beach across the bridge from Viera. I'd watch El Duque pitch and Vlad Guererro hit. Then I'd go food shoppping at the Super Walmart next door. Frank Robinson was the manager when they were still the Royals. He was very cordial and open going around in his golf cart talking to everyone and signing autographs. It's not my team but still it's Major League baseball. We live in Massachusetts now. So it's impossible to go to Fenway. It's so small and they're so popular, you have to be a Kennedy to get tickets. I drove (when I could still drive) 5 hours to New York to see the Mets play the Yankees at Shea Stadium. The Mets were embarassingly atrocious but still it was the real thing. My husband would not go. "I am not driving 5 hours to see the Yankees and Mets play in NYC." So it's deja vu all over again.

Hanging Out Dirty Laundry For AllTo See

Fortunately my husband the Yankee fan does not read my blog because it's too negative. He watches CSI Miami,Las Vegas, and NY, The Sopranos,24 and every disaster that has or will occur on the History Channel. Yesterday he told me he won't transport any belongings from our other house in his van that I paid for +the insurance. Finally he read my negative blog, so I can't complain any more. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly can complain but not me. Male PMS is ok but not female. Mine is more PBS(Post-menopause BS). So the dirty laundry will no longer be hanging at Yanke Go home after today. Speaking of going home I'm out of this state right after Easter. By the way I told him I'd hire someone to Move our things from one house to the other. That's what I did last year. I'll do it again. I saw a heart doctor yesterday. He found nothing-no heart. I again received no prescriptions. But I feel good today. So this is my last health report. I'm going golfing.

As for baseball, we like the MLB cable station except they repeat their shows too much. They need my husband Bill Boylan to be a coomentator. Bill could bloviate about baseball for hours. The MLB Channel needs him. We've had enough of ESPN and their steroids witch hunt. They are headquartered in the RED SOX side of Connecticut. Of course it was the Yankees slugger that the Sports Illustrated female writer who is always on ESPN outed for steroids. Of course not another name has been mentionned. Got Yankee haters? Connecticut does/aka ESPN!

How Low Can You Go?

The neurologist told me by law I can't drive for six months. I still feel a little shaky. I do plan to drive as soon as I feel I can. (Just around town). My charming husband just broke the news to me that he won't be my chauffeur. This from a man that I pay everything for since I met him 30 years ago. I asked him for nothing. He suggested going for a drive today to the Kennedy Space Center during a tornado. So I just wanted to go to my other house to check on it. It takes five minutes. He complained. So I broke the news to him that I don't need any rides from him EVER.

But speaking of the Yankees and Yankee hubris and selfishness, I say now is the time for the Yankee Baseball Stimulus Plan to be instituted. BRING MANNY BACK TO THE BRONX WHERE HE ALWAYS BELONGED. LET MANNY BE MANNY IN THE BRONX. WE WANT MANNY. IF YOU CAN AFFORD A BRAND NEW STADIUM RIGHT NEXT TO A PERFECTLY GOOD OLD ,CLASSIC,REVERED HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT THEN YOU CAN AFFORD MANNY. LOOK AT IT AS NOT AN EXTRAVAGANCE BUT A BASEBALL STIMULUS PLAN. BRING BACK YANKEE POWER AND EXCESS JUST LIKE WE YEARN FOR THE YANKEE GO HOME UGLY AMERICAN DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. WE MISS SUPER POWERS-US AND YANKEE. BIG STICK RATTLING IS NEEDED IN THESE DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES. DON'T MAKE THE DODGERS HAVE TO MOVE TO CHINA JUST LIKE THEY HAD TO LEAVE BROOKLYN FOR LALA LAND. SAVE LOS ANGELES, BUY MANNY. KEEP BASENALL IN THE USA. GOT A BIG STICK?

Why Would I Want To Look At Your Blog?

I asked my niece who was visiting for three days if she'd like to see my blog. She said: Why would I want to look/read your blog? I actually just wanted her to make sure it was working. Well since this is a Yankee blog, here's the latest Yankee news. The poster picture on the wall fell down just now on top of our New York Yankee Night Light. I see it as an omen. Maybe Alex Rodriguez's drug injecting cousin should be allowed back at Spring Training. The picture falling on the Yankee Night Light gave me that vision. Next it will be the Virgin Mary. I'm sure she's a Yankee fan.

Drug Free For Life?Different Strokes For Differen t Folks.

So I had my head examined. The MRI shows that I had ministrokes all over my brain. Still I am drug free-no prescriptions just an aspirin a day and don't drive for six months. My carotid artery test had not come back yet. But I'm to see the heart doctor on March 10th. I have 220 cholesterol. But no prescriptions. I have low B12 but no prescriptions.

So Major League baseball may not be drug free but I am even after ministrokes. So it's different strokes for different folks. That's for sure. So I remain the only baby boomer living not taking a prescription or ten.

Also I made the Business page of Florida Today today about my 4931 Squires Drive house with pool for sale on the 7th fairway of the Sherwood Golf Course. It's reduced $100,000 from last year and still not selling at $179,000. So I've had my 15 minutes of fame.

My husband, the Yankee fan cries over a replay on MLB of the 1960's World Series, gets all involved in selling a Flip Stick-his 19th unsuccessful business venture,and ignores my ministrokes and business page real estate news during the worst financial crisis in US history.

So it's different strokes for different folks. Which of course brings us back to baseball. Got ******-asteriks?

Hall of Fame

Baseball records have been inconsistent ever since the baseball season was extended. The same is true in this steroid era. Furthermore if there was no testing during the first 100 years of baseball how do we know what substances were being abused or performance enhancers were being used then? The ESPN Steroid witch hunt is nearing its final inning. Next come the Barry Bonds Salem Steroids Trial.

No Comment

This is my first blog. No one writes comments even after I went unconscious and fell in the pool. It was almost the demise of a lifelong Yankee fan. Still no comment. The MRI of my brain still has not come back so I don't know if they found anything. I have felt great during ALL THE TESTS(DOESN'T EVERY HYPOCHONDRIAC?). But sure enough yesterday at 4:00 I could barely drive across town especially on little tiny bridges and at 55mph. So I rested and called hubby for help(whose $800 motorcycle with $2000 in repairs wouldn't make it across town without a stop for a can of oil.) His motorcycle and I recovered and made it shakily back home. First I went to the Space Coast Quilt Show at Brevard Community College. It was excellent . I met my Art Teacher who asked me how I was. I said : It's not worth discussing. But I could barely converse with her. After a candy, I seemed to cheer up and enjoyed the show. The quilts were colorful, creative and very skillful productions. I made the Titusville Quilt showing The Cape Canaveral National Seashore and a rocket blasting off from the Kennedy Space Center as the wallpaper on my phone.
So my next project is a Yankee Go Home Crazy Quilt.

Futbol

Yankee Stadium was already a scandalous extravagance. But when Cramer on CNBC is predicting the banks will fail soon, it is no time for complacency. The Bronx has had 10% + unemployment for decades. Bronxites like soccer(futbol). Turn Yankee Stadium (old or new) into a soccer stadium. The Mafia loves soccer. They'll support it. Futbol has been very, very good to me! FIFA, WORLD CUP, $$$$. We are a Nation of Immigrants and the new immigrants(legal or illegal) love soccer (futbol). So GOAL! Score one for the Bronx!

Yutes

Youth is no excuse Alex Rodriguez and Michael Phelps. Prisons are full of foolish yutes. To Congress: I say stay out of baseball this year and concentrate on the economy stupid!
Reappraise all recent housing purchases, reduce the principal and charge 4% interest before there is 10% unemployment and the banks fail. Obama's plan is too little too late. HE said it was a crisis 20 times yesterday in McCain's foreclosure capital of the USA. A big crisis needs big help.
Reappraise and reduce the principal. Where was McCain when Arizona was being destroyed by speculators? Where was Obama? Do any of these people have a business background? Who is watching the store?
Maybe their excuse is just like Alex and Michael, except they are old(ancient) and foolish. Maybe the Leona Helmsley Wing at the federal prison for white color crime would curb some of this financial foolishness.

Tee Shirts HangingOnTheCountryClubTownhouseBalcony

SIXTH GREEN

I came home after my neurology , MRI,EEG,Holt Monitor, blood tests to find that my charming husband who bought me nothing for Valentine's Day had hung Yankee tee shirts and a laarge Yankee banner off our balcony looking over the country club's 6th hole. The tee shirts said Mattingly and Jeter. The banner commemorated all the Yankee World Series, Hubby was welcoming in the baseball season. He had already hung 25 hats on thumbtacks in the garage last week. It's the worst real estate market in history. I'm trying to sell this country club townhouse just to break even. I hit he roof, removed the tee shirts on hangers and there is a God up there because when I returned from the divorce lawyer later, the Yankee Banner had blown down. I told that Yankee to Go Home in his van a.s.a.p.. He didn't yet. He's playing golf.
So first it was A-ROD not to mention the upsetting new Yankee Stadium next to the perfectly good,beautiful old Yankee Stadium,and now Yankee tee shirts on my country club townhouse balcony to ruin Spring Training and probably the whole season.
Got balls?

Beisbol

Beisbol has been very,very good to me. So love is like baseball. All that matters is whether you score.
I'm still the only baby boomer not on prescription drugs. I have EKGs,MRIs,and blood tests next week to determine why I feel like I'm going to black out when I drive. I did black out and fall in the pool. But Dr. Samir says it's in my mind and don't do alternate nostril Yoga breathing. DON'T DO THAT : I SAID DOCTOR, MR MD. CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. HE SAID YOU NEED LOVE ,LOVE ,LOVE AND GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF LOVE POTION #9. Finally a prescription.

Yankee Valentine

ALLIGATORS ALL AROUND-NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE-TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

THE SIXTH GREEN-LA CITA CC-TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

THE LAUNCH PAD-KENNEDY SPACE CENTER=TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

CANAVERAL NATIONAL SEASHORE-TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

Valentine Day Greetings from a NY Yankee living in Gator Land. I hear my blog is too negative,erratic and not erotic enough. So here's a positive day in the SWAMP:

I put the top down on my white Miata convertible and headed for the Canaveral National Seashore in Titusville. It was 85 degrees out as I drove past the Space Shuttle on Launch Pad B at the Kennedy Space Center. It will blast off from here on February 23,2009. I took a peaceful walk on the 25 mile long unspoiled beach and discovered a large sea turtle carcass and shell. I later drove back to Titusville through the Merritt Island Wildlife Refuge stopping to see several large alligators on the roadside slong the way. When I arrived at the Max Brewer Causeway, A team of Sea World Animal Rescuers were about to release a female dolphin who had gotten lost far from the ocean in an inland fresh water lake near Sanford. The eight Sea World workers carried the dolphin on a tarp out tao the deeper water in the Indian River and set her free. They took a boat out to follow her and make sure she was swimming well. Then I headed to my townhouse on the LA CITA CC 6th green and had homemade pizza made by my Greek God husband Chef Bill. All of this was possible because they cancelled my Friday the Thirteenth MRI. So I've just seen doctor # 3 and have not received any prescriptions. The nose and ear doctor told me :Don't do that=Yoga alternate nostril breathing. So the diagnosis is :Don't hold your breath. So HAPPY V DAY! All you need is love. The best things in life are free!!

Happy Valentine's Day from a New York Yankee living in the heart of Gator Nation!

Got Wonder?

I was happy to see Chelsea Lately criticizing the chutzpah of the Jonas Brothers grooving with Stevie Wonder on the Grammys. Then at the end when Stevie was singing his peace,love and brotherhood song, he was prempted by airline advertisements and credits. But Stevie is a wonder and keeps on truckin' as the soulful Jonas Bros would say.

Re Yankees: Hawaii's Senator Inoue says World Chaos will ensue if the super power US economy fails. He says vote for government $ to bolster the US economy. I called my astronaut Senator Nelson who didn't vote for the one in the Fall and was on the fence about the current SAVE THE WORLD Obama plan to say two words: GREAT DEPRESSION!

So who really cares about baseball and steroids? Why did Congress spend days on it when the US economy was going down the tubes. They don't mind regulating baseball but not Wall Street. Got Brains? Got Balls? Baseballs that is. I say Stevie Wonder for President. He's the only one who can keep this world at PEACE. He and that blind cleric in New Jersey!!! Got Osama? We've got Obama!

Falling Into The Pool-Got Drugs?

I did alternate nostril breathing (Yoga) one hour after going to the neurologist who only took my pulse not my blood pressure and one day after getting a temporary cap on my top right tooth (that's been hurting for ten years) at the dentist, blacked out and fell fully clothed into the pool. Luckily it was shallow. I got out of the pool and called the neurologist who wouldn't speak to me (but through her secretary told me to go to the Emergency Ward at Jest Perished Hospital in Titusville, Florida. I called my husband for a ride but he was having an EKG at Jest Perished in Port St. John. So I took an aspirin,bathed, washed and dried my Pool Water soaked clothes, and later got dressed. That was 3:00. My husband didn't arrive until 6:30. We did not go to the hospital. We went home. I was fine.
I am the only Baby Boomer I know not taking medicine. I've been to the doctor in Florida,Massachusetts and Vermont for this fainting problem. I get tested and don't qualify for any medicine. So I'm not holding my breath waiting for medicine for my dizziness(YES I'M A BLONDE BOMBSHELL) . Maybe Alex Rodriguez or the 130 other Major league baseball players who tested positive drugs can get me something. I usually only feel faint when driving. I never faint but I feel a blackout coming. Yesterday kerplunk into the pool was the first time I ever went unconcious. So Alex-got any extra Plavix, Lipitor, antihistamines, statins,thyroid pills, diabetes medication etc. that you don't need? I can't get any help from the doctors. And these are the good doctors who will see new patients. Most doctors will see no one new in Cape Cod or Florida. I'm going to the ear doctor tomorrow. I felt dizzyish after blowing my nose today. an antihistamine fixed me up. Got Drug?

Spring Training

In light of the release of supposedly secret drug testing results to the public, the union should close down Spring Training and the baseball season until every American especially sanctimonious politicians in Congress are given public drug testing. Let The PROZAC NATION be tested.

If you test athletes for performance enhancing drugs,then test all Americans including Congress and the President. Why isn't drug testing a prerequisite for public office like it is for athletes? Why is it okay for the President to have cocktail parties to push his legislation but athletes must be drug tested? Alex Rodriguez and Barry Bonds for president and VP. Marion Jones for Secretary of State. How can what Michael Vick did to some pit bulls be any worse than human torture at Guantanomo?

A New York Yankee living in the South's biggest fear was realized on the 11pm news last night. The Ku Klux Klan is putting business cards(flyers) on peoples' cars in Titusville,Florida to recruit members. I'm not surprised after reading the Anti-New Yorker rants in the HomeTown News,the birthday celebration for Colonel Titus,the Confederate traitor that the town was named after,Dixie on the Florida flag until recently,Confederates shooting off cannons on a float in the Titusville Christmas Parade(not to mention drug dealers shooting someone in "Crack"(not Cracker) Central a few blocks away), and a young man parading a large Confederate flag from the back of his red truck on Martin Luther King Day at the Publix on Knox McCrae Rd. in Titusville. Now they want a Confederacy license plate.
I cringed when I saw the Confederate flag in my town the day before the inauguration of our first black president(literally an African-American). So I say again what I've said since I moved here: Stop giving voice to prejudice in the HOMETOWN NEWS and on the Web pages of Florida Today(Edit those papers and web sites), stop celebrating Confederate insurrectionists,and call them what they were- Terrorists. Yes it's my town too. I pay $5000 a year in taxes to prove it.

National Pastime

At the SuperBowl, John Madden declared that football is the national pastime. This from a man who is afraid to fly but not to watch 300 pound men crush each other. Football shows America HAS fear just like the former Raiders' coach. In BASEBALL THERE'S THREE STRIKES AT A BALL NOT SOMEONE'S HEAD. ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM. KEEP BASEBALL. FORGET FOOTBALL AS THE SPORT OF THE AMERICAN PSYCHE OR IS THAT PSYCHOPATH? THE REST OF THE WORLD EMBRACES SOCCER(FUTBOL). FEAR NOT JOHN MADDEN,WE ALL FLY BUT WE DON'T SMACK OTHERS IN THE HEAD EVERY SUNDAY OR ADVOCATE THAT OTHERS DO. THE SUPER BOWL WAS GREAT BUT I'M SURE THE ANCIENT ROMANS FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE CHRISTIANS VS THE LIONS. GOT A HAIL MARY?

Where's Gator?

I took an air boat ride out of Everglades City. Sure enough the captain was from Yarmouth, Massachusetts. He made it clear that he did not like New Yorkers. When he found out I was from New York I was okay because I was from upstate-actually Westchester the nearest suburb to NYC. We saw one alligator who I think they paid to sit on the side of the waterway as we zoomed by with the New York hater Red Sox fan captain at the helm of the airboat. Go Yankees-it's a subversive activity in some parts of the world.

Rodger Dodger

Joe Torre sold out the Yankee locker room secrets. What do you expect from a man from Brooklyn working for the Dodgers? Say it ain't so,Joe. What happens in Brooklyn stays in Brooklyn-not the Dodgers.

YankeGoHome

YANKEE GO HOME FLORIDA STYLE

Yankees have been detested since the Civil War. Even in the NYC suburbs, residents would complain of pushy New Yorkers. So it's not surprising that Yankees are castigated frequently in other regions, states,countries, probably the International Space Station and indubitably the Moon. After the destruction of the Twin Towers on September 11,2001, Yankee paranoia is at a fever pitch. Not METS,Giants, JETS,NETS or KNICKS just Yankees. So for a NEW YORK YANKEE FAN,it's Yankee Go Home where ever you travel in the Universe. The New Yankee Stadium next to the old one in a depressed economy in a depressed county encourages more anti Yankee rage especially by the currently 17 % New York Times owned Red Sox Nation. So the Ugly Americans {aka Yankees) are ready to show their excess in typical gaudy fashion. Got Steinbrenners?