Sunday, November 28, 2010

BLACK FRIDAY

       EAT QUICKLY.  WE'VE GOT TO GO SHOPPING.  THE STORES ARE OPEN ON TDAY.  FOR YOU TRADIONALISTS YOU CAN WAIT UNTIL 2 AM TO GO OUT SHOPPING ON BLACK FRIDAY.
BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE ANOTHER BLACK HOLIDAY.  I GUESS WHEN YHOU HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT YOU GET A NEW BLACK HOLIDAY.

SO SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP ON THIS BLACK DAY.

BUT STOP TO REMEMBER THE BLACKS WHO SLAVED IN THE 19TH CENTURY TO MAKE THIS  MONEY GRUBBING NATION PROSPEROUS.


'TIS A GIFT TO BE SIMPLE.

WE GATHER TOGETHER TO EAT FAST AND GO SHOPPING.

Friday, November 26, 2010

FOR SALE

    TWO THIRD OF HOME SALES IN FLORIDA ARE FORECLOSURES OR SHORT SALES.  PEOPLE ARE BUYING IN THE BEST TOWNS WITH GOOD SCHOOLS AND PROXIMITY TO EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES.

SO IT'S HOME HOME ON THE RANGE


FOR SALE

Thursday, November 18, 2010

THANKS

WE GATHER TOGETHER TO ASK THE LORDS BLESSING.

GOD BLESS US ONE AND ALL.

GOT TURKEY???

WE HAD PAULA DEEN'S DARK RUM PECAN PIE FROM WALMART.  IT WAS SUPERB!!!!!
THE PECAN FILLING WAS NOT SICKENLY SWEET AND DIDN'T BREAK YOUR TEETH TO CHEW.  IT WAS GOURMET AND RIGHT FROM WALMART,  THEY'LL BE OPEN ON T DAY.
SHOCKING!!!!!!!  THEY ARE NOT WAITING FOR BLACK FRIDAY.  THAT'S A NEW BLACK HOLIDAY CELEBRATING BLACKNESS.   MARTHA LUTHER KING'S BIRTHDAY IN JANUARY IS FOR SKIING AND BLACK FRIDAY IS FOR SHOPPING.  BOTH ACTIVITIES ARE NOT DONE BY BLACK PEOPLE AS MUCH AS WHITES.  SO HOW ABOUT JEAN CLAUDE KILLY DAY IN JANUARY FOR SKIERS AND  RH MACY DAY FOR BLACK FRIDAY.

FLORIDAZE

THANKSGIVING IS COMING.  WE'RE IN A FLORIDAZE.   BEACHING,GOLFING,HOME IMPROVEMENT,ROCKET LAUNCHES AND LITTLE THOUGHT OF TURKEY.  BUT TURKEY DAY WILL HAPPEN.  HURRAH FOR THE FUN.  THE TURKEY IS DONE AND NOW FOR THE PUMPKIN PIE. 
PS
CAN YOU TRANSLATE THIS PLAQUE FROM ABOVE THE BAR AT THE SILVER LOUNGE IN FALMOUTH,MA?

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

FLORIDA IS SUNK

THERE ARE SINK HOLES ALL OVER FLORIDA NOW THAT  SCOTT AN D RUBIO HAVE WON.

WE WWERE TOO MEEK TO ELECT DEMOCRATS.  JESUS CRIST -IT WAS AWFUL.

SELL YOUR STARBUCKS STOCK. TEA IS IN AND COFFEE IS OUT=ESPECIALLY BLACK COFFEE.

NEITHER REPUBLICAN CARES ABOUT THE BREVARD COUNTY SPACE PROGRAM.

IT'S HEALTH CARE THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT.  THEY DON'T WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.  ONLY SOME PEOPLE CAN SEE THE DOCTOR AND RECEIVE MEDICINE.

SCOTT HAD THE MOST SEVERE MEDICARE FRAUD JUDGMENT AGAINST HIM IN HISTORY.
MEANWHILE FLORIDIANS ARE UNEMPLOYED AND WITHOUT HEALTH CARE.

PRESIDENT CLINTON AND THE NATIOANL DEMOCRATIC PARTY PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN KENDRICK MEEK'S COFFIN WHEN THEY ADVOCATED VOTING FOR CHARLIE CRIST.

SO PER USUAL THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY DESERTED FLORIDA!!!!

FLORIDA IS A GIANT ALEX SINKHOLE WHERE THE MEEK MUST FALL.  HELP

CARROLL WHO EVER THAT IS WAS ELECTED WITH SCOTT!  SO THERE'S HOPE!

PS RUBIO AND SCOTT AND HARDRIOPOLIS(HARDTOSPELLIPOS) ARE ALL FOR DRILLING OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA.  THEY SAY PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD NOT HAVE PUT A MORATORIUM ON OIL DRILLING OFF  THE FLORIDA COAST.   I GUESS THEY ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANOTHER BP SPILL,  I GUESS THEY WANT OIL MONEY FOR THEIR CAMPAIGNS.  

Monday, November 1, 2010

GIANTS WIN

YOU DO OR YOU DON'T YOU WILL OR YOU WON'T

I'VE LOST BEFORE
 I'M NOT AFRAID TO LOSE AGAIN-MARIANO RIVERA

THE BOW TIES WON

TEXAS LEFT THEIR HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO.

   THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MOVING WEST IN THE 50'S.

LAST CORRAL FLOR TEXAS

IT'S HIGH NOON FOR TEXAS.  TONIGHT IS THEIR LAST CHANCE.

DO NOT FORSAKE ME OH MY DARLING?

JOSH HAMILTON OF COURSE!!!!!


BEAT THOSE BOW TIED GIANTS!!!!!!!!!