Sunday, May 31, 2009

MANNY AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

THAT EQUALS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH KATE AS THE MANAGER. SHE'LL BE GREAT AS A BOSS. ODDLY THIS TIME IT'S THE MAN=MANNY- WHO TOOK FEMALE FERTILITY DRUGS. BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. THEY'LL BE LITTLE MANNYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BY THE TIME THE EIGHT OFFSPRING ARE 18, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WILL HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. MANNY WILL NEXT TAKE SOME PONCE DE LEON FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH PILLS AND STILL BE ABLE TO HIT WITH THE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KATE 16 CHILDREN IS ALOT. SHE'S TOUGH BUT A JOE TORRE SHE IS NOT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NOSE.

AND THE NOSE KNOWS. SO MAYBE JOE CAN BE CLONED OR FROZEN LIKE TED WILLIAMS UNTIL WE NEED HIM FOR THE MANNY ALL STARS IN 2027. OF COURSE THEY CAN BE IN THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES DURING THEIR YOUTH. THEY CAN BORROW A DOMINICAN SHORTSTOP FOR THE ALL MANNY TEAM.

SO THAT'S MANNY BEING MANNY EIGHT TIMES OVER. HE'S NOT PLAYING AND IS FOURTH IN ALL STAR VOTING. HE NEVER GOES TO THE GAME ANYWAY. MAYBE KATE WILL PLAY. WHERE THIS LEAVES THE REAL MRS. MANNY-WHO KNOWS.....

PLAY BALL - THIS IS YOUR HORMONES ON DRUGS.

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