YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED

QUANDARY AT THE MOMENT

WHO KNOWS/ ?

WRITERS BLOCK

THAT'S LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED RECEIVING A GOLD WATCH AND A RETIREMENT PARTY

SLUMP


GOT STEROIDS


OFFICIALS WHO DON'T CALL A FOUL SO A TEAM LOSES A GAME AND THEN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE SAYS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED. THEY SAY THE REFEREE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD IN ADVANCE. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. IF THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE WHY WASN'T IT DONE. THEY SAY THE FOUL SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FLAGRANT. iF THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR YEARS HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW

WHY ISN'T THERE INSTANT REPLAY IN ALL SPORTS
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH A CELL PHONE CAMERA

ODD
I DON'T LIKE TO USE THE F WORD ON MOTHER'S DAY
F IS FOR FIXED

MA I'M ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD