RAINY DAYS

                                              Talking to myself and feeling down

SOMETIMES I WANT TO QUIT

NOTHING EVER SEEMS TO BE FIT

HANGING AROUND

BUT I DID GO DOWNTOWN

STARRY STARRY NIGHT AT PI E IN THE SKY

WE SAW ALMOST MAINE BY JOHN CARIANI IN WOODS HOLE AT THE WOODS HOLE PLAYERS IN THE COMMUNITY HALL.  IT WAS QUITE GOOD ESPECIALLY THE 22 YEAR OLD DIRECTOR/LEAD ACTOR-ALEX CAMACHO.  HE HAS TWO JOBS BUT LIKES THIS PLAY AND WANTED TO REPRISE THE ROLE HE DID AT CCCC. WE HAD PASTRIES AT PIE IN THE SKY AFTERWARDS.  IT'S A BAKERY,DELI AND THEY ROAST THEIR OWN COFFEE.  BEFORE THE SHOW I WENT TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP FOR ALMONDS,SPOHR GARDENS FOR A WALK,THE NOBSKA LIGHTHOUSE FOR THE SUNSET AND THE BEACH TO SEE THESEA AS HURRICANE IRENE HEADED UP THE EAST COAST.  THE STARS WERE VERY CLEAR LAST NIGHT. TERE'S ONLY A WANING CRESCENT MOON. 

THREE GRAND SLAMS

NY YANKEE FAN AT THE STADIUM

           22 TO 9-  THE NEW YORK YANKEES VS. THE OAKLAND A'S.  NOW THAT'S YANKEE BASEBALL.  CANO,MARTIN, AND GRANDERSON ALL HITGRAND SLAMS.  THAT'S HISTORY-A FIRST.  AT FIRST THE YANKEES WERE BEHIND BY SIX RUNS.  GO FIGURE.  THE A'S COME TO BOSTON FOR THE HURRICANE. 

IRRATIONAL PASSION

                                          MY HOROSCOPE SAYS GO FOR IT.  GO FIGURE!  WE AT THE NIMROD AS DEAN MARTIN SANG AMORE AND FRANK SINATRA SANG YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG.  IT WAS MY HUSBAND'S 64TH.  WE HAD A HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATE POT DE CREME FOR DESSERT.  HUBBY HAS AN IRRATIOANL FEAR OF KARAOKE SO WE HAD TO LEAVE BEFORE THE SLIM SINGER DRESSED IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOOTS SANG.  I DON'T THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO AMORE BUT PROBABLY YOU'RE CHEATING HEART. 
                                          SO WE TOOK OUR IRRATIONALITY AND HEADWED HOME.

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
THAT'S AMORE

AMORE  AMORE AMORE AMORE AMORE

AROD IS BACK

                         JUST  IN TIME- ALEX RODRIGUEZ HAS RECOVERED FROM KNEE SURGERY.  WE FINALLY SAW THE YANKEES VS TWINS LAST NIGHT THANKS TO TBS.   THOME AND ALEX HAVE HIT 600 HOMERS.  THEY HONORED THOME LAST NIGHT, SO ALEX JSUT SWUNG.  THOME WILL BE TRADED NEXT WEEK BY THE 4TH PLACE TWINS.  TO WHOM?  I DON'T KNOW.
                         WE'LL SEE MORE GAMES SOON BECAUSE THEY'LL PLAY THE RED SOX.  NEXT SUNDAY IS BALTIMORE.  THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES HAS HAD MORE ATTENDANCE THAN A LOT OF PROFESSIONAL BALLPARKS.  CUMBERLAND,RHODE ISLAND LOST TO PENNSYLVANIA IN WILLIAMSPORT,PA..  SO THAT'S ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT EXCEPT MY HUSBAND RECEIVED A YANKEE TEE SHIRT FROM HIS NIECE FOR HIS 64TH BIRTHDAY.  HE WORE IT TO A CAPE COD BEACH PARTY.  EVERYONE IS A RED SOX FAN HERE.  HE WORE AN NYC TEE SHIRT TO THE FALMOUTH ROAD RACE AND A NY HAT.  HE'S CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'.  

                        THE KENYANS WON AND A WOMAN FROM THE UKRAINE.  IT'S 7 MILES FROM WOODS HOLE TO FALMOUTH HEIGHTS. TWO BARTENDERS STARTED IT IN THE 70'S FROM ONE BAR TO THE OTHER 7 MILES AWAY.  TOMMY LEONARD STILL BARTENDS AT THE QUARTERDECK IN DOWNTOWN FALMOUTH VILLAGE.

YANKEES

TWINS

                                             God bless tbs -we get to see the Yankees.  THEY ARE PLAYING THE TWINS WHO ARE IN FOURTH PLACE IN THEIR DIVISION.  FINALLY CANO SCORED IN THE SIXTH.  THEY LOST YESTERDAY.   HOPEFULLY THE YANKEES WILL WIN.  WE'LL SEE.THE RED SOX ARE BEATING  KANSAS CITY.  THEY LOST YESTERDAY TOO.  THE YANKEES ARE A HALF GAME UP ON THE RED SOX.  SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

TWO AND A HALF MEN

                          I'D NEVER WATCHED TWO AND A HALF MEN.  IT'S A SEXIST DEGRADING TO WOMEN SHOW.  IT WAS ALL ABOUT WATCHING PORN,HOOKERS,PICKING UP GIRLS AND SAUSAGE PARTIES PLUS DRUNKENESS.  IT WAS CHARLIE SHEEN PERSONIFIED TELLING A WOAMAN AT A BAR THAT HE HAS A PYTHON IN HIS PABTS.  JOY OF JOYS WE HAD THE LUCK OF SEEING HIS EFFEMITE BROTHER IN BED WITH A WOMAN. 

                         TWO AND A HALF MEN WAS NO DIFFERENT FROM CHARLIE AND HIS BIMBOS WITH THE CHILDREN IN THE NEXT ROOM.  CHARLIE LOOKS JUST LIKE HE LOOKED ON HIS TOUR OF THE TALK SHOWS AFTER HE WAS FIRED.  I DON'T EVEN QUITE REMEMBER WHY HE WAS FIRED. 
                           THE MOST MATURE ONE IN THE FAMILY IS THE KID.  HE ALWAYS WAS THE ADULT IN THE FAMILY.  HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM THAT VULGAR HOME JUST LIKE CHARLIE'S WERE.  I NEVER WATCHED IT BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND TO SEE A CHILD SUBJECTED TO SUCH STUPIDITY AND ABJECT SEXISM.   NOW THAT THAT THE HALF MAN IS AMOST FULLY GROWN, TE HOMELIFE IS NOT QUITE AS VILE. 

                             TWO AND A HALF MEN MAKES YOU YEARN FOR SARAH PALIN AND MICHELLE BACHMANN WHO WEAR MAKEUP LIKE HOOKERS BUT AT LEAST SPOUT CHRISTIAN VALUES AND IDEAS KIND OF LIKE MARY MAGDALENE.

                            SO   FREE CHARLIE.  HE DID NOTHING EXCEPT ACT EXACTLY LIKE HIS CHARACTER ON TV.  IT'S CBS TOP SHOW AFTER CSI WHICH SENSATIONALIZES  VIOLENCE AND KILLING THREE OR FOUR NIGHTS A WEEK.  
                                   RAPE AND KILLING ARE RAMPANT IN THE USA.  CBS APPPEALS TO THOSE CORRUPT VALUE SYSTEMS.  SHOCKING.  OF COURSE CABLE IS MUCH WORSE!
NOW ASHTON KUTSCHER WHO MOANS ABOUT SEX SLAVES WITH DEMI MOOR HIS QUASI WIFE/MOTHER  REPLACES CHARLIE ON AMERICA'S MOST SEXIST COMEDY SHOW.  NOW THAT'S HYPOCRISY.
                                       GOD BLESS AMERICA

TWO HAPPY CBS VIEWERS

     

DANCING IN THE DARK

                              IT'S DARK WHEN YOU'RE DANCING AT MIDNIGHT UNDER THE STROBE LIGHTS AT THE LANDFALL IN WOODS HOLE TO THE JASON SPOONER BAND.  I NEVER REALLY SAW JASON AND DEFINITELY NOT HIS BASS GUITARIST OR DRUMMER.  BUT THE JASON SPOONER BAND CRANKED OUT A GREAT DANCING BEAT TO HOP AROUND THE FLOOR ON THE EDGE OF THE PORT.  IT WAS DANCING IN THE DARK.  EVERYONE JUST SWAYED ENSEMBLE OR WITH AN OBSCURED PARTNER.  THE CROWD GROANED WHEN JASON SAID HE'D PLAY COUNTRY.  HE SAID IT'S A HIP BEAT AND WENT INTO JOHNNY CASH'S RING OF FIRE.  LATER JASON SAID IT WAS DISCO AS MICK JAGGER'S BUT I MISS YOU WAS PLAYED FOR TEN MINUTES.  SOME SONGS WERE ORIGINAL AND A LOT WERE PEPPY COVERS.  IT ALL ALMOST HAD A JAZZ EFFECT WITH VARIATIONS ON A THEME GOING ON  AND ON.  THE REST OF THE CROWD SAT OUT ON THE PATIO OR AT THE BAR TALKING.   BUT THE DANCERS IN THE DARK DANCED ON AND ON.
                              SO I HOPE YOU DANCE -IN THE DARK-BY THE PORT INSTEAD OF SITTIN' ON A DOCK ON THE BAY WATCHING THE TIDE ROLL AWAY.  GET OUT THERE AND DANCE IN THE DARK.  NO ONE SEES YOU.  IT'S YOU AND THE NIGHT AND THE MUSIC.  I KNOW YOU CAN DANCE AND IF YOU CAN'T NO ONE SEES EXCEPT THE MAN IN THE STROBE LIGHT.

STROBE LIGHT AT THE LANDFALL IN WOODS HOLE COURTESY OF THE WOODS HOLE FILM FESTIVAL 20TH ANNIVERSARY WRAP UP PARTY

                               DANCE ON             

AS COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW

                       NOW THAT'S COOL!  DOES IT MEAN COOL LIKE CHARMING OR COOL LIKE ALOOF.  I GUESS ALOOF.  I NEVER THINK ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE OF A PILLOW.  IT'AS NOT AS RELEVANT NOW THAT WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONNING.  IF YOU'RE ASLEEP, YOU ARE NOT EVEN AWARE OF EITHER SIDE OF YOUR PILLOW.  NO COOL PERSON WOULD EVER THINK ABOUT YOUR PILLOW.  THAT'S NOT COOL.

COOL

C

COOLER

COOLEST

INSCRUTABLE

                      IF YOU'RE COOL,YOU NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT.  NO SWEAT IS YOUR MOTTO.  YOU ALWAYS WEAR A SWEATER  BECAUSE YOU'RE COOL.  YOU NEVER WEAR HEAVEN FORBID "SWEATS."  THAT'A RIGHT,I'M COOL!

FRECKLED LEMONADE

                          WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,ADD STRAWBERRIES.  THEN YOU HAVE PINK LEMONADE.  IF YOU ADD GRAPES,YOU HAVE PURLE PEOPLE EATERS.  IF YOU ADD RASPBERRIES, YOU HAVE A BRONX CHEER.  OF COURSE LEMONADE PLUS ICE TEA ISAN ARNOLD PALMER.  LEMONADE PLUS PRUNE JUICE IS A TIGER WOODS.  WHAT IS A JACK NICKLAUS?  LEMONS ALONE.   A PHIL MICKLAUS IS LEMONS PLUS SACCHARIN SWEET.  LEMONS PLUS 8 OTHER FRUITS IS CHAD OCHOCINCO PLUS 5 ICE CUBES. 
                            WHICH BRINGS US TO FRECKLES.   MELANIN SPRINKLED ON LILY WHITE ARYAN SKIN.  FRECKLES,SPECKLES, AND BUSHELS NOT TO MENTION PECKS ARE FORGOTTEN WORDS.  FRECKLES LIKE RED HEADS WILL BE BRED OUT OF HUMANITY IN A FEW GENERATIONS.  DORIS DAY WAS THE FRECKLE QUEEN.  ONLY LINDSEY LOHAN CAN MATCH IN FRECKLE POWER.

FRECKLED LEMONADE ANYONE?

                           SO WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU BLAND OR BLONDE OR RED,BLEND AKA FRECKLES. 

CNN INSISTS THE TEA PARTY WON

                    THAT'S JUST DUCKY!  THEY EVEN SAID PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS A CONSERVATIVE.  AMAZING!!  CNN JUST TRIES TO INFLAME THE ISSUE AS THEY ARE BROADCAST IN EVERY AIRPORT IN THE USA.  THEY MAKE FOX NEWS LOOK SENSIBLE.  INCREDIBLE.  WHAT A STATION WON'T DO FOR RATINGS.  WHO CONTROLS CNN THE MAFIA?  THEY OWN CABLE TV.  THAT'S WHY WE PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE FREE.
                      EARTH TO CNN-WE DODGED A BULLET.  THE USA STILL HAS MONEY TO PAY ITS BILLS.  IT MAY BE BORROWED MONEY BUT IT'S MONEY.  STOP THAT USELESS WAR IN AFGHANISTAN WHICH EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS CAN'T BE WON.  RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH.  THEY'VE BEEN FLEECING   THE AMERICAN PUBLIC FOR YEARS IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BANKS. 
                   THE WHOLE SITUATION IS SO RIDICULOUS THAT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS DECIDED TO GO ON SUMMER VACATION AND IGNORE IT.  THE ONLY ONES WRITING IN ARE THE PEOPLE WITH NO LIFE WHO SIT AT THEIR COMPUTER AND WATCH TV ALL DAY.   HITLER SUCCEEDED BECAUSE THE SENSIBLE PEOPLE IGNORED HIS RISE TO POWER.  THE TEA  PARTY, CNN,FOX ETC ARE LUDICROUS AND DANGEROUS. 
                      WE ELECT THESE OFFICIALS TO REPRESENT US.  WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EMAIL THEM EVERY TIME THERE IS A CRISIS.  THIS IS NOT GOVERNMENT BY THE MOB MENTALITY.  THINK CONGRESSMAN OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR VOTES NOT FOR YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.

COUNTRY FIRST-GROUND ZERO

                     COUNTRY FIRST SHOUD BE EVERY POLITICIANS MOTTO AND EVERY CABLE TV STATION AND COMMENTATOR TOO.  GABRIELLE GIFFORDS PUT HER COUNTRY FIRST WHEN SHE HOBBLE ONTO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FLOOR TO CAST HER VOTE TO RAISE THE DEBT CEILING.  EVEN A BULLET DIDN'T STOP GABRIELLE GIFFORDS FROM DOING WHAT'S RIGHT.  COUNTRY FIRST!