Saturday, March 7, 2009

LaLa Land

So all is well in the baseball world. Manny is living in LA with his best friend Ray-hopefully it's not Alex Rodriguez's steroid injecting Dominican cousin. The World Classic continues. Right now Canada is playing the USA. I turned it off. Canada couldn't even support two teams. We had to give the Montreal Royals a stimulus package and move them to Washington(which couldn't support the Senators(the baseball team not the legislators)). I am not watching world baseball. So who is?

So Manny will be Manny in Los Angeles crying Dodger blue when he gets frustrated with the nonsense of Major League Baseball. Alex Rodriguez will be drying out from winter steroid use nursing a cyst on his hip. I guess he won't break the Iron Horse's record. Oh for the baseball of yesteryhear with cocaine in the Mets locker room and Billy and the Mick getting drunk and in barroom brawls with marshmallow salesmen. So enough talking baseball.

As you can tell by this blog, most of this malaise that I have is in my head. I only walk now and could barely make it across US 1 to get a view of the Indian River. I held onto a light pole on the island separating the north and south lanes until the vapors passed and I could cross the street when the traffic passed. I really thought I might faint. But I didn't. I held onto that pole until I felt steady again. later at 10:45 pm, I fell asleep and missed the Delta Rocket launch from Cape Canaveral. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I have no husband complaints because he's been up in Daytona riding in a convoy up to St. Augustine and hanging out at The Last Resort watching the women wrestle in cream corn.

So Manny is in LA and Alex is drying out, so all is well with the world. Oh I went to the health food store. All I could get was tiny $8.95 bottle of calcium tablets that should stop these spells. I received some information on this condition. It was more medicine than I've received from 3 or 4 doctors- not even a placebo, sugar pill, nothing. Maybe I'll see Alex's cousin next. There must be something over the counter in the Dominican Republic for the Vapors.

I went to the Crean Corn wrestling last year. It was fun. The weather is perfect right now-not too hot or humid.

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