USA ALL (MOST) RYAN HOCKEY TEAM LOSES

O CANADA, THE ALMOST ALL USA RYAN HOCKEY TEAM ALMOST BEAT YOU. ONE OF THE RYANS (MILLER MVP OF THE GOLD MEDAL GAME) ALLOWED THE FINAL CANADIAN GOAL IN OVERTIME VS. THE USA ALMOST ALL RYAN HOCKEY TEAM.
O CANADA ALMOST EVERYONE ON THE US HOCKEY TEAM HAD A FIRST OR LAST NAME OF RYAN. CANADA HAD ONLY ONE RYAN. NEXT OLYMPICS MAY THE US RYANS PREVAIL.

Nancy Pelosi Won't Stop Talking

I turned on my computer
And Nancy started talking
On YouTube

Nancy won't stop
She wants universal
healthcare

So do I Nancy
But why are you
Popping Up ?


At least it's not
Taylor Swift
Or the Jonas Brothers

I'll try to
Mute Nancy,s
Pleasant voice

Support Healthcare
For All in the USA
How long will it take?

It's a right
Not a privilege
Goodnight You Tube

With that and
A hi ho Silver
Nancy suddenly stopped

It's quiet now
You can think
Goodnight Youtube

Goodnight Moon!

APOLOGIES TO JOYCE KILMER

                                      I only wish that I could see
                                      a controlled burn lovely
                                       as a tree.

                                       A Saw Tooth Palmetto proud to raise
                                        its greenery above the highways'
                                        maze.

                                        Deforestation should be lamented
                                        by the US government so demented                  
                                        I vented.


                                        Destruction of the Rain Forest is decried
                                        In Florida. government supplied-
                                        REASON DEFIED!

                                         If only there were an Arbor Day
                                          In Florida  where trees may pray
                                          To live another day.

                                          To grow green and wild and free
                                          For all the Floridians to see
                                          Let them be!

Poem One Fortune Cookie

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There are a lot of bumps on the road to easy street.
How did Confuscious know?
It's not whether you make it to Easy Street. It's how you handle the bumps?
Bump One- Billy Collins makes poetry look easy.
You observe. You write. But it didn't happen. Let's hope bump #2 is better.

Blogged Out

I'm switching to poetry. I just read Billy Collins' poetry book at Barnes and Noble in Prlando. Titusville practically does not have a book store. There is a used book store downtown. It's small and not really for lingering like Barnes and Noble. Too bad they don't combine with the Sunrise Bakery nearby. C'est la vie.
Poetry is more like Twitter-short and to the point. What is the point?

ESPN INSIDE EDITION ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

The Sports Reporters on Sunday's ESPN morning program professed disinterest in the Winter Olympics mainly because NBC was not showing it live. They spent fifteen minutes on Tiger Woods live sex,lies and videotape confession. They all agreed he should be pursued by the paparazzi and had no right to expect him and his family not to be followed around town.  He brought it upon himself  they all agreed.  So finally ESPN is off Steroids and onto sex.  So just like they hounded Barry Bonds and Mark(I'm white you can't touch me} McGwire, ESPN condones TIGER WATCHING.

The Olympics from Vancouver are great.  It's a change.  Each night there is something new and exciting.  Mike Lupica had disdain for his wife for enjoying them and not worrying that it was a replay.   It's fun.  So Sports Reporters start enjoying and stop dissecting every sports figures movement in and out of the game.  Unless you are presenting Sports Inside Edition etc. 


It's not how many papers you sell or tv viewers or computer hits,it's how you write the game.

SARF

SARF is Tiger Woods new foundation. He's saying nothing about Haiti and the earthquake.
It's about SEX. He's addicted. It's not about drugs-Ambien. So please contribute to the latest world crisis-SARF. Maybe it will help curtail the population explosion. Got abstinence?

For a sport whose main advertisers are CIALIS
for erectile disfunction and Avatar for incontinence- a going problem, golf is not your typical sex addicts sport. But who knows what goes on behind thosee Country Club Walls. But since Tiger's problems surfaced I guess See Alice is not written on the Country Club bathroom stall walls.
I guess it's an epidemic. A press conference has been called at 11:00 am . So forget the 100,000 + who died in Haiti, there's a bigger problem America- addiction!!! Not heroin,crack,oxocontin,crystal meth-It's sex!!!!
So send dollars to the SA Relief Fund now to curtail this serious proboem plaguing the Country Clubs of America.
All the players at my country club's annual Open have withdrawn and entered rehab for their sex addiction. I guess all clubs will close when this epidemic is finely acknowledged.
Got spikes? I mean rubbers. It's wet out.
FORE!