Monday, February 14, 2011

MICK JAGGER AT THE GRAMMIES(AND GRAMPIES)

                           MICK STRUTTED HIS STUFF FOR A LONG TIME SHOWING ALL HIS FELLOW BABY BOOMERS HOW TO STAY THIN.  HE  WAS PENCIL THIN,CRYSTAL METH THIN,IRISH-ENGLISH THIN AND DETERMINED TO PUT ON A SHOW  IN TRIBUTE TO A BLUES LEGEND WHO WAS QUINTUPLE HIS SIZE AND NOW DECEASED.  IT WAS LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF THE SCREAMING GARAGE BAND FROM MONTREAL THAT RECEIVED ALBUM OF THE YEAR.
                          THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR WAS LIKE ABBA ON STEROIDS.  IT WAS DEVOID OF SOUL EXCEPT FOR THE LADY DRUMMER.  I DOUBT THAT WAS GENUINE RHYTHM.   IT WAS LOUD AND ANNOYING REQUIRING FLASHING STOBE LIGHTS TO LIVEN IT UP.
                              EVERYONE NEEDED A GIMMICK TO PUT ON A SHOW.  JUSTIN BIEBER  (from Canada too) NEEDED DANCERS TO SOMERSAULT OVER HIM TO PUT ON A SHOW.  MICK JAGGER MADE HIS OWN FLASHES AND DANCES ALL OVER THE STAGE.
                                 SO NASHVILLE WITH NO COUNTRY FEELING AND CANADA WITH NO SOUL  HAVE TAKEN OVER MUSIC.  THEY HAD TO IMPORT USHER FROM ATLANTA TO  FUNK UP JUSTIN.   WE DON'T WANT EITHER.
                                   GRUNGE BANDS, OR WHAT EVER THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR IS, 

 ARE JUST CANADIANS SCREAMING BECAUSE IT'S SO COLD IN THE GARAGE OR BASEMENT WHERE THEY PRACTICE.  O CANADA!  COME TO FLORIDA LIKE YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND WARM UP.  GET SOME RHYTHM,SOUL,HEART,FEELING AND STOP PLAYING MUSIC LIKE YOUR AT AN ICE HOCKEY GAME.
MICK JAGGER ON STAGE
                                    THE BRITISH INVASION WAS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED.  I DON'T MEANSIMON (IT'S A BUSINESS) SCOWELL.    SO IT'S BY, BY MISS AMERICAN PIE.  CANADA HAS TAKEN OVER AND IT'S QUEBECOIS.  MERDE!                            

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  1. I MISSED THE FIRST HOUR AND THE OPENING ARETHA FRANKLIN TRIBUTE. SORRY GRAMMY FANS. I HAD TO WATCH THE HURSTONS FROM MERRITT ISLAND GET A NEW HOUSE ON EXTREME MAKEOVER? EVERYONE EXCEPT MOI!. WHO KNEW THE GRAMMIES WOULD BE THAT GOOD.

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