COKE VS. PEPSI

COKE,PRAY,LOVE

                     COKE WON AT THE SUPER BOWL OF ADVERTISING.  COKE'S ADS PROMOTED PEACE,LOVE AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.  PEPSI'S ADS PROMOTED VIOLENCE, WOMEN AS SEX OBJECTS, AND HITTING BELOW THE BELT AS AN AMUSING ACCIDENT.

                      THE SUPER BOWL BEGAN WITH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, THEN AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL WITH CROWN THY GOOD WITH BROTHERHOOD FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA,THE MANGLED WORDS OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER AND AT HALF TIME THE BLACK EYED PEAS WITH A NEON SIGN LIGHTED STAGE PROFESSING LOVE IN RED LIGHTS.  PEPSI WAS THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO PEACE LOVE AND BROTHERHOOD EXCEPT FOR THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS SMACKING EACH OTHER AROUND.  SO PEPSI WITH ITS VIOLENCE AND DEGRADING OF OTHERS TRULY REFLECTED AMERICA'S OFFICIAL PAST TIME.
                       SO YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD AND I'LL TAKE THE LOW ROAD AND I'LL MAKE MORE MONEY ON SUPER BOWL ADS THAN YOU DO.  HOPEFULLY COKE WHO TOOK THE HIGH ROAD WILL WIN THE ADVERTISING BATTLE.

SIGHT OF 2011 SUPER BOWL ARLINGTON,TEXAS

                       C'MON OBAMA GET US SOME JOBS SAID THE BLACK EYED PEAS.  MEANWHILE THE PACKERS  AND STEELERS HAVE BOTH BEEN OUTSOURCED TO CHINA OR MEXICO OR SOME OTHER PLACE WHERE WORKERS ARE EXPLOITED SO THE RICH CAN GET RICHER.  HOW PRESIDENT OBAMA COULD ASSOCIATE HIMSELF WITH O'REILLY AND FOX NEWS IS BEYOND ME.  POLITICS MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.  FOX LET'S GLENN BECK SPREAD HIS BIGOTRY INCLUDING THAT ISLAM PLANS TO TAKE OVER AMERICA.    YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN ME PRESIDENT OBAMA.

                          COCA COLA WON THE SODA WAR BECAUSE THEY HAVE CLASS.  WHO KNEW?
DRINK COKE NOT WAR.  COKE PRAY LOVE.
                     THE CORRECTIONS:  ACTUALLY IT WAS TELEFLORA NOT PEPSI WHO WAS SEXIST WITH FAITH HILL'S SON SENDING A VALENTINE MESSAGE WITHA BOUQUET OF FLOWERS TO HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND THAT SAID  "NICE RACK!".  SO PEPSI WAS JUST VIOLENT AND IF SEXIST IT WAS A BLACK WOMAN THROWING A CAN OF PEPSI AT HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE LOOKED AT A PRETTY BLONDE ON THE NEXT BENCH IN THE PARK.  MAYBE THAT WAS RACIST TOO.  BUT WHO IS COUNTING?  OH ME!