Sunday, September 5, 2010

UNOFFICIAL TOURISM GUIDE TO TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

TITUSVILLE SIGHTS
WE'VE GOT GREEN ALLIGATORS AND SWAMPS AND AIRBOATS AND 25 MILES OF UNSPOILED BEACH AND ROCKETS AND SPACE SHUTTLES LANDING AND GOLF COURSES AND INDEPENDENT MOM AND POP RESTAURANTS AND THE INDIAN RIVER,THE ST.JOHN'S RIVER, A NATIONAL PARK, A NATIONAL WILD LIFE CENTER, AND THE KENNEDY SPACE CENTER AND MORE,MORE,MORE.

WHAT AIN'T WE GOT?  WE AIN'T GOT MALLS?

WE AIN'T GOT ANY BREVARD COUNTY TAX MONEY SPENT HERE.
IT'S ALL SPENT IN VIERA TO KEEP THE DEVELOPERS HAPPY.

BUT TITUSVILLE

ROLLS

ON

THE
RIVER!
THE TITUSVILLE ART LEAGUE FLOURISHES.  DID YOU SEE THEIR SPRING SHOW AT THE CLARION HOTEL?  THE ART EXHIBITS AT THE WILDLIFE VISITOR CENTER?

ROLL ON TITUSVILLE.   ALL THE LACK OF FEDERAL,STATE, AND COUNTY TAX MONEY SPENT ON YOU CAN'T DESTROY YOUR WONDER.

SHOP BY CATALOG LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS.  ACTUALLY EVERYONE I KNOW DOES THAT NOW!
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  1. UnknownApril 22, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    RYAN WILLIAMS
    YOU ARE RIGHT.
    I HAD TO GO TO VIERA TO BUY A BOOK.
    EVEN OUR MARTYRED CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS NAME IS IN VIERA.

    HOLD ONTO YOUR CONFEDERATE DOLLARS,TITUSVILLE WILL RISE AGAIN DURING THE NEXT STAR WARS OR ECONOMIC BOOM.

    CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY NOT TO LIVE IN A COOKIE CUTTER TOWN. KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. YOU ARE TITUSVILLE'S MICHAEL MOORE. FLINT,MICHIGAN GOT MOORE STARTED. WITH A LITTLE MORE BREVARD COUNTY NEGLECT IT WILL BE THERE.

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  2. UnknownApril 22, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    TITUSVILLE = FLINT,MICHIGAN

    A ONE INDUSTRY TOWN DESERTED BY THE FEDERAL,STATE AND COUNTY GOVERNMENT!!!

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