Yankeed Over

We see so few games up here in Red Sox nation that I'm getting Yanked over. How could a team that will undoubtedly win the World Series have so little news?

So other comments on other subjects:
The Jay Leno show is excellent. But when did it become open season on Obama? Have some respect as Aretha would say.

Just because you have a black bandleader, black guest and singers doesn't mean that you can trash our first black president.

It's so some of my best friends are Negroes!!

I didn't like it when Jay Leno did it to George Bush every night for 8 years. Bill Clinton's sex scandal was understandable.

We had practically a Great Depression. Get real. President Obama is trying. If he's not trying he's dying. Which many racist pigs would like to do to him.

Which brings us to racism. It is not okay. I hear it in many circles. It's evil. The evil think it's okay.

President Obama and the intellectuals are being noble about it. There is nothing noble about racist pigs. Spend some time with the common folk, if you want to know the racist sentiment out there.

Enough with Jay Leno tearing down our government. Who died and made him God?

The show is good. We need prime time laughs but not at the expense of racist,sexist, anti-American,discriminatory against the disabled jokes.

Pick on somebody your own size Jay Leno.
Big tall fat graying Italian/Scottish Americans!!!

NBC has declared open season on minorities,women and the disabled. CNBC has declared open season on any Wall Street reform!! They are Obama bashers. I guess GE (Japanese) wants more profit taking not regulation.

CNN is moving right too. Got Lou Dobbs?

MODERN TIMES

I'M SITTING IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE WITH MY COAT OVER MY HEAD SO I CAN SEE THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITHOUT THE SUN'S REFLECTION. IT'S RUINING MY HAIR. MY NECK ACHES FROM BENDING OVER THE COMPUTER. MY LEFT LEG HAS GONE TO SLEEP WITH THE PRESSURE OF MY LAPTOP LEANING ON IT.

IF CELL PHONES CAUSE BRAIN CANCER, WHAT DO LAPTOPS CAUSE

SO THIS YANKEE WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME, BUT WE HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE THERE. HENCE THE UNWIRED VILLAGE-

SO HOW CAN THERE BE NOT ONE BUT TWO YANKEE STADIUMS AND I HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE

GOT EMAIL

ALSO I DO NOT THINK THIS BLOG IS BEING BROADCASTED ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB

ALSO I'VE GIVEN UP QUESTION MARKS

GOT TWITTER

HOW ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT ON THE FIELD BETWEEN CANADA AND THE USA

A PITCHER HAS A GOOSE EGG ON HIS FOREHEAD FROM A BATTLE BETWEEN THE YANKEES AND TORONTO BLUE JAYS. I THINK IT'S THE FIRST BATTLE IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
ANYWAY WRITING IS A PAIN ESPECIALLY ON A LAPTOP IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE- AN UNSECURED NETWORK.

YANKEE GONE HOME

OH THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK-THAT WAS FRANK SINATRA'S SONG ABOUT THE POLO GROUNDS AND DODGER STADIUM IN BROOKLYN.

THE ONLY GOOD THING TO HAVE ABOUT REPEATGING YOUR MISTAKES IS YOU KNOW WHEN TO WINCE.

THAT'S WHAT EVERY YANKEE FAN DOES AS THEY DRIVE PAST THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT IN RUINS NEXT TO THE NEW HOUSE THAT GREED AKA STEINBRENNER BUILT IN NYC.

WE WINCE AT GROUND ZERO TOO. GREED CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO BUILD THERE. IT'S STILL GROUND ZERO OR REALLY GROUND HERO TO THE BRAVE WHO DIED THERE ON SEPTEMBER 11,2001.

FINALLY THERE'S A STOREFRONT MEMORIAL NEARBY TO THE GAPING HOLE THAT STILL IS THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THE BEST MEMORIAL IS AT THE NEARBY ST. PAUL'S CHAPEL- A BANNER FROM OKLAHOMA HONORING THE BRAVE WHO DIED ON SEPTEMBER 11TH IN NYC HELPING OTHERS.

THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK AND TWO TOWERS THAT STRETCHED TO THE SKY. tHEY ARE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

NEVER FORGET AND ROOT FOR THE METS- THE NEW HOME TEAM IF THEY HAD HITTING,PITCHING, FIELDING AND STEINBRENNER'S MONEY.

WE CHEER THEIR NEW BALLFIELD-GORGEOUS-

tHE YANKEES WILL BUY THE SERIES AGAIN JUST LIKE THEY HAD DEREK JETER STRIKE OUT FOR A FEW DAYS SOB HIS DESTRUCTION OF THE IRON HORSE'S RECORD COULD BE VDWITNESSED BY THE USA ON ESPN NOT YES WHICH SAYS NO TO BASEBALL FANS WATCHING THE GAMES UNLESS YOU SUBSCRIBE.

SO THE METS WILL HAVE THEIR DAY WHEN ANTI-IMMIGRANT RHETORIC DIES DOWN. VIVA LOS METS Y BEISBOL.COM. ADIOS AMERICA

YANKEES WIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

AS YOGI SAYS IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. FOR SEVERAL DAYS THE YANKS HAVE WON. SO IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF LOSING, GRIPING, CARPING AND BRONX CHEERING JEERING. IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF VICTORIOUS vICTORIOUS

IT'S IN THE NICK OF TIME

WHAT WITH THE NEW GRAND MONSTER IN THE BRONX RIGHT NEXT TO THE CLASSIC BRONX BEAUTY,THE YANKEE AURA WAS GOING GOING GOING GONE.

A FEW WINS AND LESS STEROID TALK AND ALL IS FORGIVEN

BY THE WAY WHY DOESN'T CONGRESS THE MENTAL FITNESS AND DRUG TAKI NG OF THE US CONGRESS AND GOVERNORS INSTEAD OF SPORTS FIGURES.????
wHO HAS MORE RESPONSIBILITY A YOUNG KENNEDY WHO HAS TO GO INTO REHAB FOR THE FIFTH TIME DURING THE CONGRESS SUMMER BREAK, A GOVERNOR WHO FLIES OFF TO ARGENTINA TO SEE HIS LOVER BUT WON'T ACCEPT FEDERAL STIMULUS MONEY OR AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR WHO QUITS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY SO SHE CAN DO DAMAGE CONTROL DEPENDING ON PUBLIC OPINION?

i FEAR DONALD fEHR THAT ALL PEOPLE IN RESPONSIBILITY SHOULD BE DRUG TESTED, VALUE TESTED AND MENTALLY EVALUATED BEFORE THEY ARE ROLE MODELS TO OUR YOUTH NOT TO MENTION MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS(WARS,ECONOMY,ABORTION,BIRTH CONTROL,SREM CELL RESEARCH, GUN CONTROL,CRIME) THAT AFFECT US ALL.

WHY IS IT ONLY AROD AND MANNY AND MICHAEL VICK THAT WE WORRY ABOUT?

THEY PLAY SPORTS. POLITICIANS PLAY WITH OUR ECONOMY, ATOMIC BOMBS, SOLDIERS AND FUTURE.

SO BLOOD TESTS FOR ALL OR BLOOD TESTS FOR NONE.

NO REPRESENTATION (ON THE BASEBALL FIELD, OLYMPICS, CONGRESS OR THE STATEHOUSE) WITHOUT URINE SAMPLES, BLOOD TESTA AND PPUBLISHED RECORDS LIKE THEY DID TO BARRY BONDS, AROD AND MANNY?

SO THAT'S THE NEW BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ONLY SOME OF YOU (MAINLY SPORTS FIGURES) DECLARATION OF DRUG INDEPENDENCE FOR 2009 IN THE UNITED STATES OF PROZAC NATION.

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT :

ALL DRUGS RE EQUALLY BAD FOR ALL US CITIZENS NOT JUST SPORTS FIGURES.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO OXYCONTIN

USE IT ONLY IN HOSPITALS AND HOSPICES FOR THE TERMINALLY ILL. DO NOT HAVE IT IN PHARMACIES. HOW MANY MORE PHARMACISTS HAVE TO BE KILLED BY DRUG CRAZED OXYCONTIN USERS????

MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE LATEST COVER BOY FOR DRUG EXCESS (PRESCRIPTION).

WE MOURN FOR DAYS. HE WAS GREAT. sO WERE MOST OTHERS UNTIL THEY SHOOOT THEIR OWN FATHER, aUNT, NEIGHBOR,PAKISTANI 7 ELEVEN CLERK FOR SOME DRUG MONEY.

INSTEAD OF SAY NO. HOW ABOUT? SAY NO TO THE DRUG COMPANIES WHO MISLEAD THE DOCTORS AND PUBLIC ON THE DANGERS OF THEIR LATEST NARCOTIC WONDER.

New York State of Mind

Yes Virginia there is a NY State Parks Campsite where you can watch the Yankees in the General Store Cafe. It's Hither Hills on Old Montauk Highway near Montauk. When you're a Yankee fan under cover in Massachusetts and Florida this is a miracle.
You can wear your Yankee sweatshirt without fear of reprisals. In Florida, it's a white cross burning on your front lawn. In Massachusetts it's a whole Red Sox Nation that you must dodge. Hopefully they'll try to secede from the union like the Confederacy tried. When the Yankees win certain Sox words will be banned:
First will be the removal of the word wicked as a good adjective. They have Wicked Pizza here in Cape Cod with brie, strawberries and who knows what else gracing the pie. That's wicked as in evil. Got Pizza?
Anyway the Hamptons were fun. Yankees can go home. Also because we watched Alex Rodriguez finally hit andthe yankees won. We'll see the Mets vs Yankees on Sunday night. Tune in early maybe the Mets will make 3 errors in the first inning again.

MANNY AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

THAT EQUALS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH KATE AS THE MANAGER. SHE'LL BE GREAT AS A BOSS. ODDLY THIS TIME IT'S THE MAN=MANNY- WHO TOOK FEMALE FERTILITY DRUGS. BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. THEY'LL BE LITTLE MANNYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BY THE TIME THE EIGHT OFFSPRING ARE 18, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WILL HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. MANNY WILL NEXT TAKE SOME PONCE DE LEON FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH PILLS AND STILL BE ABLE TO HIT WITH THE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KATE 16 CHILDREN IS ALOT. SHE'S TOUGH BUT A JOE TORRE SHE IS NOT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NOSE.

AND THE NOSE KNOWS. SO MAYBE JOE CAN BE CLONED OR FROZEN LIKE TED WILLIAMS UNTIL WE NEED HIM FOR THE MANNY ALL STARS IN 2027. OF COURSE THEY CAN BE IN THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES DURING THEIR YOUTH. THEY CAN BORROW A DOMINICAN SHORTSTOP FOR THE ALL MANNY TEAM.

SO THAT'S MANNY BEING MANNY EIGHT TIMES OVER. HE'S NOT PLAYING AND IS FOURTH IN ALL STAR VOTING. HE NEVER GOES TO THE GAME ANYWAY. MAYBE KATE WILL PLAY. WHERE THIS LEAVES THE REAL MRS. MANNY-WHO KNOWS.....

PLAY BALL - THIS IS YOUR HORMONES ON DRUGS.

Taking Pelham 123

OK so there is a view of the subway train from the New Yankee Workshop. What the New York Times never makes an error? The Mets? The train is behind a fence. We don't get to see many games down in Confederate country. Worse I'm heading to Red Sox Nation! We did see AROD out at the plate in last night's loss.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. Say you never can tell.
The rain in Florida falls mainly on our golf course. The drought is over. We're in the jungle now. Even the Space Shuttle Atlantis couldn't land.

Lost in space.
Spaced out - We missed the Magic Play off Game last night. King James ended it in the last second. Got excitement?