THE CAUTIOUS CANCER MOON CONFLICTS WITH SEVERAL PLANETS

                         THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE IN THE HEAVENS.  MAYBE I SHOULD LOOK AT SOME CHICKEN ENTRAILS LIKE THEY DID IN "JULIUS CAESAR" TO SEE IF I SHOULD AVOID THE IDES OF FEBRUARY.  THE FOOL MOON IS UPON US AS SHAKESPEARE WOULD SAY.  THAT'S WHEN I THROW THE CAUTIOUS CANCER MOON TO THE WIND AND LET VENUS AND MARS DUKE IT OUT.
                           I TRIED TO GIVE BACK MY ANCIENT MERCEDES TO THE ;PREVIOUS OWNER WHO JUST SMASHED HIS NEWER ONE INTO A POLE AND RECEIVED A $7,OOO INSURNACE SETTLEMENT FOR A SPOTLESS MERCEDES WITH ONLY 78,000 MILES ON IT.  USUALLY HE DRIVES IT AROUND THE CORNER ONLY.  THIS TIME HE VENTURED OVER THE BRIDGE ALND JUST LIKE ONE (OR ALL OF THE YOUNGER) OF THE YOUNGER KENNEDYS, HE HIT A POLE BROKE HIS ELBOW AND HAD TO BE CUT OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS GRAY NAZI MOBILE.  HE USED TO SELL THEM.  NOW HE CRASHES THEM.  IT'S THE SECOND TIMES IN THREE MONTHS.  HE WAS DRIVING TO SEE HIS PROBATION OFFICER FROM THE FIRST ACCIDENT WHERE HE HIT A MAILBOX AND THEN A STOP SIGN IN VIEW OF A POLICEMAN IN  A SCHOOL ZONE AROUND THE CORNER FROM HIS HOUSE.  THE POLICE TOOK HIM TO JAIL BECAUSE HE WAS INCOHERENT.  HE CALLS HIS OLD MERCEDES "BLACKIE" AND HIS RECENTLY TOTALLED ONE "THE GREY SHADOW."
                              DRUG FREE AND OFF HIS BIPOLAR MEDICINE AND PERCOSET AND HOPEFULLY AMBIEN, HE'S COME TO SANITY AND IS LOOKING FOR A JAPANESE CAR.  BUT THE BANANA YELLOW MAZDA HE TRIED RATTLED.  SO HE'S STILL LOOKING.  SO I OFFERED "BLACKIE" TO HIS ESTRANGED WIFE FOR HIM.  THEN I COULD BUY THE CORVETTE DOWN THE STREET.  SHE REFUSED AND SAID I WANTED HIM TO BE CO-DEPENDENT ONME.  I JUST WANTED TO GIVE THE MERCEDES TO SOMEONE WHO LOVED IT.  THIS WANDERING JEW HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE HE SOLD IT TO US SO HE COULD PAY OFF THE4 FLOORING THAT HIS NOW ESTRANGED WIFE ( AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN IN AMERICA) HAD TO HAVE.  THEY ALL WANT WOOD FLOORS INSTEAD OF TILE.

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN

                               IF I GOT THE PAINTERS WHO I GAVE A JOB TO BECAUSE THEY WERE LOW ON MONEY EVR FINISHED MY HOUSE,, I'D BUY A YELLOW CORVETTE THAT HAD A FOR SALE SIGN ON IT.  NOW I'VE DECIDED IT WOULD BE THE WHITE CORVETTE DOWN THE STREET WHICH IS NEWER AND IN BETTER CONDITION.
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