FIVE MINUTES AFTER I READ MY HOROSCOPE, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT SAYS

                                                 My horoscope says to not let frustration warp my good judgment. I should blow off steam now before I explode later.   Preemptive bursts of emotion are better than a meltdown.  I guess my guru used to work at a power plant.  I have felt explosive and have done a few pre-emptive strikes to thwart acomplete assault.
 
                                          Some of it worked.  But one never knows.  Does one?  I had to reread the horoscope before I could remember it.  As soon as I read something else, I forget what I read previously.  I saw the play "Twelve Angry Men" last night  At first they all want to convict the 20 year old of patricide.  Eventually They all decide there is reasonable doubt and acquit him.  It reminded when I was an alternate juror.  the lawyers were interviewing the 12 angry men and woman to for jury selection.  I found when the next potential juror was questionned, I would forget what the first one said.  Thank Heavens I never had to determine someone's fate.
                                           Who writes these horoscopes?  How many people in America even know what preemptively means?