PUT JESUS IN

THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM-THE HOUSE THAT JESUS BUILT

                      THAT'S WHAT THE YANKEES DID ON ONE OF THE FIRST FULL DAYS OF FALL VERSUS THE RED SOX AT YANKEE STADIUM.  JESUS MONTERO ALMOST WENT FOR THE CYCLE.  HE DIDN 'T GET A TRIPLE.  JESUS AND THE BOYS(DISCIPLES) GOT EIGHT RUNS IN THE SECOND OFF LESTER.  THE RED SOX DROPPED THE BALL A FEW TIMES IN THAT INNING.  THE GAME MOVED ALONG QUICKLY EVEN THOUGH BOTH TEAMS TRIED OUT EVERY BENCH PLAYER THEY HAD.  THE RED SOX USED A YALE GRADUATE TO HIT IN THE NINTH WITH A PLAYOFF BERTH ON THE LINE.  A JESUS HE WAS NOT AND COULDN'T GET A RUN.  SO THE YANKKES BEAT THE SOX AT THE STADIUM A WEEK BEFORE THE SEASON ENDS.  THE YANKEES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED ALREADY.          
                      SO FOX AND THE MAFIA CONTROLLERS OF CABLE TV MOVED THE GAME ALONG QUICKLY SO IT WOULDN'T INTERFERE WITH FOOTBALL OR CAR RACING OR BOXING OR SOME OTHER FOX RED NECK FAVORITE.  BUT JESUS AND THE 8 BASEBALL PLAYING DISCIPLES WON.  WWJJD?  NEXT TIME PUT MARY IN-MAGDALENE THAT IS.  SHE WAS A SWITCH HITTER.