Tuesday, January 11, 2011

TUESDAY

       WE STAYED UP UNTIL 2 WATCHING THE  BCS TOSTITOS AUBURN VS OREGON GAME.  WE COULDN'T SLEEP WITH VISIONS OF THOSE YELLOW OREGON DUCK BOOTS IN OUR MIND.  OR MAYBE IT WAS THE SALSA AND TOSTITOS THAT KEPT US UP.  OR MAYBE THE WORD FIESTA BOWL AND TOSTITOS IN A COUNTRY THAT IS HYPER ABOUT CURBING THE USE OF SPANISH IN THE USA.  OR MAYBE IT WAS THE THOUGHT OF THE CONGRESSWOMAN FROM TUCSON BEING SHOT DOWN AT A SHOPPING MALL.  OR CAM NEWTON BEING CASTIGATED FROM TAKING A PIECE OF THE NCAA FINANCIAL PIE.  OR JUST THE HYPOCRISY OF A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.   OR THE LACK OF COMMAS AND SENTENCES IN THIS BLOG.

        ANYWAY THE SOUTH WON.  SO DIXIE FANS ARE ECSTATIC EVEN WITH SNOW ON THE ATLANTA RUNWAY.   MEXICO DID NOT INVADE AT THE BORDER.  SO THE CHAMPIONSHIP HAPPENED IN A STATE THAT WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY UNTIL IT MEANT NO FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS WOULD BE PLAYED  THERE- FOR EXAMPLE THE SUPER BOWL.

ASTRONAUT'S CONGRESSWOMAN WIFE SHOT IN ARIZONA WHILE HIS TWIN BROTHER IS AT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION BUT THE BCS GAME WENT ON
            IN THE MORNING I THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY.   IT'S TUESDAY.  EARTH TO YANKE.  THE BEST TEAM WON  WITH THE BEST QUARTERBACK WHO WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW HIS STUFF.   MAYBE WHEN HE'S A PAID PERFORMER IN THE NFL, THE POWERS THAT BE WILL LET HIM SCORE.   IMAGE IS EVERYTHING.  LET'S BE POLITICALLY CORRECT EVEN IN A STATE WHERE THEY GUN DOWN AN ASTRONAUT'S WIFE, ARE HESITANT TO RECOGNIZE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.(also gunned down)  AND WHERE TERRORISTS SPEAKING SPANISH MUST BE KEPT FROM CROSSING THE BORDER TO WORK IN THE TOSTITOS FACTORY OR PICK TOMATOES FOR THE SALSA.

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