ROCKETS RED GLARE FROM TITUSVILLE AND OUR SPACE PROGRAM IS STILL THERE

MARS OR BUST

A REAL BLAST

THE SPACE PROGRAM STILL EXISTS.  WE'RE HEADING TO MARS WITH A  VW SIZED ROVER  THAT COST $2 BILLION.  IT WILL SAMPLE THE SURFACE OF MARS AND DETERMINE IF THERE IS EVIDENCE OF LIVING THINGS PAST OR PRESENT.  THE VW "CURIOSITY" WILL REACH MARS NEXT AUGUST 2012.  THE ATLAS ROCKET BLASTED OFF FROMCAMAVERAL AIR STATION ACROSS FROM TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA AT 10:02 AM ON NOVEMBER 26,2011 RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

BEACHED

                        THE BITCH BEACHED FOR AN HOUR OR TWO ALONG THE ATLANTIC.  IT WAS GLORIOUS AT AN HOUR BEFORE SUNSET.  IT'S HOT AT HOME YOU NEED AC ONE WEEK FROM THANKSGIVING IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.  THE OCEAN IS COOL BUT STILL YOU CAN SWIM.  THE WAVES WERE ROLLING PERFECTLY-NOT TOO FAST AND NOT TOO SLOW. THE SEA OATS ON THE LOW DUNES GAVE AN ETHEREAL SOFT QUALITY TO THE SCENE.  THE SAND WAS VERY SOLID LIKE DAYTONA BEACH AND PERFECT FOR WALKING OR DRIVING IN A CORVETTE WITH JACK NICHOLSON  LIKE SHIRLEY MCLANE IN TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.   AS WE DROVE BACK ACROSS THE MOSQUITO LAGOON, THE SUN WAS EATEN UP GRADUALLY BY A CLOUD.

Arising At 10 AM On A Sunday Morning Like In The Old Days

SUNRISE OVER THE 4TH HOLE IN TITUSVILLE,FL.  I MISSED IT BY 4 HOURS TODAY

                     It's noon.  I'm still not awake after arising at 10 on a Sunday morning.  I haven't done this in years.  What precipitated this I don't really know.  Maybe it was an enjoyable trek around the Brevard Zoo in Viera on a beautiful day or food poisoning at Moe's Southwestern Grill in Viera or watching vulgar demeaning especially to women teenage boy movies on tv on a Saturday night or avoiding the other choice which was Penn State wearing blue at the football game in respect for the victims raped as young boys in the state college locker room by the former defensive coordinator who they still let in the locker room after he retired in spite of numerous complaints to the university authorities or that it was a cool night and I could close the windows so I never heard any golf  course lawnmowers at sunrise or leaf blowers.   OR MAYBE IT WAS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WOULD WRITE THE LONGEST MOST RAMBLING RUN ON SENTENCE IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE WHEN I WOKE UP.  It makes James Joyce's ULLYSES seem easily  intelligible.

                      So that's all folks.  I'm still waking up and it's approaching 1p.m..

DARK SKINNED MAN WITH GOLD TEETH AND A MOHAWK HAIRCUT

PARADISE LOST

                                        A MAN IN DAYTONA FOUND A STRAY PIT BULL.  HE BROUGHT IT TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER.  ON WEEKENDS ,THERE ARE SELF SERVICE CAGES FOR STRAYS.  AS THE MAN WAS FILLING IN THE INFORMATION.A DARK SKINNED MAN WITH GOLD TEETH AND A MOHAWK HAIRCUT IS SEEN ON SURVEILLANCE VIDEO OPENING THE CAGE AND PUTTING THE PIT BULL'S HEAD INTO A BURLAP BAG.  NEXT THEY PUT THE PIT BULL IN THEIR CHEVY MALIBU AND DRIVE AWAY.  ALL WHILE THE GOOD SAMARITAN WATCHES IN SHOCK AFRAID TO CONFRONT THE DANGEROUS LOOKING MAN.  HE DID LEAVE A NOTE FOR THE SHELTER THAT SOMEONE HAD STOLEN THE DOG HE WAS TRYING TO PUT IN THE CAGE.  THE DOG WOULD PROBABLY BE USED FOR BAIT IN A DOG FIGHTING RING.  BAIT IS DESIGNED TO GET THE DOG TO START FIGHTING.  THE BAIT DOG IS REMOVED AND THE COMPETITIVE DOG IS PUT IN THE RING.  PLACE YOUR BETS,GENTLEMEN. 
                   A MAN IN PALM BAY WAS CAUGHT ON SURVEILLANCE CAMERA STEALING AN I-PHONE FROM THE COOK'S FIVE YEAR OLD SON IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT.  THE THIEF WAS A CUSTOMER.  FORTUNE COOKIES AREN'T ENOUGH NOW A DAYS TO KEEP A CUSTOMER HAPPY IN PALM BAY,FLORIDA. THE THIEF WAS CAUGHT A FEW DAYS LATER BUT THE PHONE HAD BEEN SOLD OR HOCKED.  THE COOK WANTED IT BACK BECAUSE OF ALL THE PICTURES IT CONTAINED.
                     IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF CHARLES DICKENS' OLIVER BUT IT'S FLORIDA IN 2011.  AMAZING!

LIFE'S A BEACH

THAT'S WHERE I WENT FOR MY 67TH BDAY.  IT WAS GRAY,WARM,PEACEFUL,EMPTY AND VAST GOING THE LENGTH OF FLORIDA.  YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE ATLANTIC TODAY.  IT WAS ROLLING IN WITH A CONSTANT ROAR.  THE LACK OF SUN MADE IT BEARABLE.   YOU CAN;T WATUSI WITH A SUN BURN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.  WE  FOUND A PORT CANAVERAL RESTAURANT THAT SERVES CRABS.    DO YOU SERVE CRABS?  WE ASKED.  THE HOSTESS SAID:  WE SERVE ANYONE AND SEATED US BY A WINDOW.  WE ORDERED UP SOME CRAB CAKES AND OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER EVEN THOUGH I'M A DEMOCRAT.  THEY SERVE SWEET HUSH PUPPIES WITH SWEET CINNAMON BUTTER.  SO WE DIDN'T NEED DESSERT.
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LOST

I'M READY TO EXPLODE

THIS IS A FED UP YANKEE FAN AFTER THEY LOST IN THE PLAYOFFS AND MISSED THE WORLD SERIES.  HE'S READY TO EXPLODE.  SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE.  TORRE THAT IS.

NOW IT'S THE HOMERDOME-  THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU.  BUT WATCH OUT THE CARDINALS' PITCHING COACH,MARK MCGWIRE HAS BEEN PUTTING A LITTLE SOMETHING INTO HIS SLUGGERS' GATORADE.    

POSADA GETS HITS BUT NOT A-ROD=YANKEES LOSE 5 GAME PLAYOFF TO TIGERS

CONFIDENT FANS IN THE BRONX BEFORE THE TIGER GAME

                                 THE BASES WERE LOADED A ZILLION TIMES FOR THE YANKEES.  PITCHERS WERE CHANGED BY JOE GIRARDI A ZIILION TIMES.  NOVA GAVE UP BACK TO BACK HOMERUNS IN THE FIRST.  AROD COULDN'T EVEN BAT IN A SACRIFICE RUN.  HE STRUCK OUT TO VALVERDE IN THE 9TH ENDING THE YANKEES HOPES FOR A LONGER POST SEASON.  NO WORLD SERIES FOR THE YANKEES.  THEY COULDN'T HOLD THOSE TIGERS. 
                                 WE'VE SEEN THE ENEMY AND ITS US.  THEY BENCHED POSADA EARLY IN 2011.  THERE WAS TALK THAT HE WOULDN'T BE IN THE PLAYOFFS.  HE WAS.  HE HIT.  AROD AND THE OTHER BIG BOYS DIDN'T.  NO ONE BENCHED THEM OR PUT THEM IN ANOTHER PLACE IN THE BATTING ORDER.  IT WAS A MISMANAGED GAME SCRIPTED BY MLB SO THAT THE YANKEES WOULD LOSE.  SOME OTHER MARKET NEEDS A CHANCE TO MAKE SOME MONEY AND KEEP THEIR FANS. 

WHERE ARE YOU JOE DIMAGGIO?

                              WE BAILED OUT THE CAR INDUSTRY IN DETROIT AND LAST NIGHT WE HAD TO BAILOUT THEIR BASEBALL TEAM.  IT WAS ANOTHER STIMULUS PACKAGE THIS TIME FROM WEALTHY AROD AND TEXIERA.  PATHETIC.