COLLATERAL DAMAGE

GOLF ON MACDUFF FOR OUR CAUSE IS JUST AND YOU'LL NEVER GOLF ALONE

                                        APRIL FOOLS AND GOLF WENT ON AFTER THE WORKERS SPENT HOURS CLEANING UP DOWNED TREES ON THE COURSE AND CART PATHS,  IT RAINED AND BLEW FOR TWO DAYS AT THE END OF MARCH IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.  THEY SAY IT WAS WORSE THAN THE 2004 HURRICANES.  ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT SAID HAD AN OAK TREE FALL ON HIS CAR.  OVER HERE BY THE INDIAN RIVER A FEW BLOCKS INLAND IT BASICALLY WAS LIKE A TORNADO.  ONLY CERTAIN HOMES WERE DAMAGED.  SOME WERE UNSCATHED A FEW HOUSES DOWN THE STREET.  SO IT WAS A WHITE TORNADO.
                                        EVERYONE GATHERED IN THE LA CITA CLUBHOUSE BAR TO HER SOME FORMER DISNEY CRUISE ENTERTAINERS SING.  THE HUSBAND AND WIFE SINGING DUO WERE EXCELLENT ESPECIALLY THE WIFE.  SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, DEMEANOR AND VOICE.  HE WAS GOOD ON THE GUITAR  AND COULD GROWL A FEW JOHNNY CASH AND JIMMY BUFFETT SONGS.  THE SALMON DINNER WAS GREAT AS WAS THE STEAK AU BLEU(CHEESE). 
                                  SO IF YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM KEEP YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE STORM.
                                    WALK ON,WALK ON WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE.

READY TARGET FOR NATURE'S FURY ON THE EDGE OF THE ATLANTIC NEAR TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

                         THE CONGRESSWOMAN'S HUSBAND MARK KELLY HAD TO RETURN TO HOUSTON WITHOUT A COMPLETE RUN THROUGH FOR HIS MISSION AS PILOT OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR.  KELLY IS SET TO BLAST OFF ON APRIL 19TH IF THERE'S NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE OR ROCKET FROM THE RECENT STORMS.

11TH STRAIGHT YEAR

                         THE YANKEES WON ON OPENING DAY FOR THE 11TH YEAR IN A ROW.  SABATHIA LOST WEIGHT.  GRANDERSON HOMERED ON OPENING DAY FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW OFF THE DETROIT PITCHER COKE(FORMERLY A YANKEE) FOR WHOM HE WAS TRADED LAST YEAR.    STEINBRENNER'S GRAND DAUGHTER SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.  IT WAS COLD-46 DEGREES.  A LOT OF FANS LEFT EARLY,  AN ERROR LEAD TO THE YANKEES' 5-3 LEAD IN THE 8TH.

YANKEES WIN WITH 41 YEAR OLD MARIANO RIVERA ON THE MOUND FOR HIS 16TH OPENING DAY AS A YANKEE AND OLDEST OPENER SAVE

                           SO ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM WITH A BLOOP SINGLE BY SWISHER AND NOW IT'S 6-3.   CABRERA RAN HIM DOWN BUT IT WAS AN RBI SINGLE.  MARIANO CLOSES IT OUT IN THE NINTH FOR THE YANKEES.  AND IT'S THE OLD BALLGAME FROM 1PM TO 4:15 PM ON MARCH 31,2011 NYC OPENING DAY.

FOOLISH

LUCKY IN LOVE
LUCKY IN CARDS
DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK
GOOD LUCK
FENG SHUI
WHY ME GOD?
THE LUCK OF THE IRISH
LUCKY PENNY
DUMB LUCK
IF IT WASN'T FOR BAD LUCK,I'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL

A GAMBLER WANTS TO LOSE
THE LONGER YOU PLAY, THE GREATER CHANCE YOU HAVE OF LOSING
WARREN BUFFETT NEVER PUTS BAD MONEY TO RECOUP LOSSES.
I HAVE STOCK IN THE ONLY COMPANY THAT BUFFET SOLD AT A LOSS.
BUFFETT NEVER BORROWS,DOESN'T MORTGAGE,AND DOESN'T MOVE.
HE'S OWNED THE SAME HOUSE FOR 30 YEARS.  HE'S ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN ON EARTH.  WHAT IS HE SAVING IT FOR?
BUFFET SAYS ALWAYS GET A PRICE BEFORE YOU DO A JOB.  HE LEARNED THAT AT AGE 9 WHEN HIS GRANDFATHER GAVE HIM A PALTRY AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR SHOVELING THE SNOW OFF A LONG DRIVEWAY.

BUFFETT''S ORIGINAL HOME-STILL STANDING-NOW THAT'S LUCK

SO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK

MEET THE METS

                                  IT DIDN'T RAIN,  THE METS WERE THERE.  ALL WAS WRIGHT.  IT WAS WERTH A TRIP TO THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS SPRING TRAINING STADIUM IN VIERA,FLORIDA  FOR THE LAST SPRING TRAINING GAME.  IT WAS OUR FIRST.  WE WERE IN THE BACK ROW UNDER THE OVERHANG WITHA BREEZE AT OUJR BACK AND NO RAYS ON OUR HEADS.  WE CHEERED INCLUDING THE SCRAWNY 88 YEAR OLD MAN IN FORNT OF US WHO WAS A WOUNDED WWII SAILOR AND READY TO CELEBRATE HIS 89TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.    WE SANG TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME WITH THE VIGOROUS BEER AND SODA VENDOR WHO LEAD THE SINGING ON TOP OF THE NATIONALS DUGOUT.  HE INCLUDED THE LINE THAT HE HOPED AND PRAYED THAT THE NATIONALS WOULD STAY IN VIERA INSTEAD OF BEING OUTSOURCED FROM THE SPACE COAST TO ARIZONA OR SOME OTHER FOREIGN COUNTRY.  TNE NATIONALS GAVE OUT LICENSE PLATE HOLDERS THAT SAID GO NATS!  IT WAS FAN APPRECIATION DAY AND THE NATS AND METS PUT ON A GOOD SHOW WITH HOMERS,BASE STEALING AND A DOUBLE BY THE YANKEE PITCHER.  THE NATS CLOSER WAS GIGANTIC AND SCARING.  THE METS COSER FRANCISCO RODRIQUEZ-K-ROD WASN'T AS SCAREY.  I GUESS HE CAN ONLY SUCKER PUNCH HIS FATHER-IN-LAW.  THE METS WON.

NATIONALS STADIUM-VIERA,FLORIDA BEFORE TAXPAYERS PAID FOR RED,WHITE AND BLUE SEATS AFTER THE ROYALS AND MARLINS LEFT

                                      EVENTUALLY IT DIDN'T MATTER WHO WON OR LOST.  IT WAS TIME FOR PIZZA DOWN THE STREET IN VIERA AT BROOKLYN PIZZA-SUPERB.  THEN THIS YANKEE WENT HOME TO TITUSVILLE WHERE ROCKETS TILL GLARE AND ARE BURSTING IN AIR UNTIL THE SPACE INDUSTRY IS OUTSOURCED AFTER APRIL 19TH-OUR LAST ENDEAVOUR.

PERTURBIA

                                       47 STATES HAVE DRUG(PAIN PILLS) REGISTRIES.  FLORIDA DOESN'T.  GOVERNOR SCOTT SAYS IT INVADES OUR PRIVACY.  HAVING YOUR SON'S NAME PUBLISHED IN THE PAPER FOR DRUGS IS INVASION OF PRIVACY.  PILLS ARE SOLD LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE CORNER IN FLORIDA.  THEY ARE TOO AVAILABLE AND OVERR PRESCRIBED.  THE DRUG EXPERMINENTER S GET HOOKED.  THEY STEAL AND KILL FOR MONEY TO GET THAT FIX.  DIDN'T YOU SEE FRANK SINATRA IN MAN WITH A GOLDEN  ARM. 

FLORIDAZED

                                        THE DRUG PUSHERS USED TO BE THE MAFIA.  NOW IT'S YOUR LOCAL PAIN CLINIC.  REGULATE IT.  IT'S OUT OF HAND.  EARTH TO GOVERNOR SCOTT ANBD IS OXYCONTIN PUSHER BUDDIES.  POT ISN'T LEGAL BUT ADDICTIVE PILLS ARE IN FLORIDAZE.   IT'S A LONG DAYS JOURNEY INTO NIGHT.

AIDS DAY

                                    TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN MY YOUNGER BROTHER'S 49TH BIRTHDAY.  HE DIED OF AIDS WHEN HE WAS 38 ALONE IN FLORIDA.  HE WAS AT ST. ANTHONY'S HOSPITAL IN ST. PETERSBURG.  ACTUALLY I HELD HIS HAND UNTIL HE DIED.  HE WASN'T CONSCIOUS.  I SAID THE LORD IS MY SHEPHARD 23RD PSALM AT HIS BEDSIDE AND THEN WENT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.  WHEN I RETURNED, THE NURSE TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD.  I CRIED LIKE A FOOL AT HIS FUNERAL READING THE 23RD PSALM.
                                    MY MOTHER WAS WITH MY BROTHER UNTIL THE LAST MONTH.  THE AIDS HAD ATTACKED HIS BRAIN.  HE HAD GONE BLIND IN ONE EYE.  HE WAS ACTING VERY CRAZY.  WE HAD HER LEAVE FLORIDA.  I THINK A FRIEND WAS GOING TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM.  BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT EVER HAPPENED.  I GUESS THE FRIEND GO HIM INTO ST. ANTHONY'S HOSPITAL.  ANYWAY I FLEW DOWN FROM NEW YORK AND WAS WITH HIM BEFORE HE DIED.  NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE.

                                       SOMETIMES OVER THE YEARS, I WOULD SAY HE DIED OF CANCER.  I NEVER DISCUSSED IT AT MY JOB.  THEY WERE NOT HE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU COULD TRUST.  AIDS WAS VERY TABOO BACK THEN.  KIND OF A MYSTERY STILL.  A FEW YEARS LATER, MEDICINES WERE DEVELOPED THAT COULD ARREST THE DISEASE KIND OF LIKE INSULIN DOES FOR DIABETES.
                                     ROCK HUDSON DIED OF AIDS AND ARTHUR ASHE TOO.  ELIZABETH TAYLOR WHO JUST DIED OF CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE AT 79 DID ALOT FOR THE AIDS CAUSE.   NOW AIDS IS MAINLY OF CONCERN IN AFRICA WHERE PEOPLE DIE LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MEDICINE.  

MAGNIFICENT MCDOWELL

                                        YOU ARE ONLY AS SICK AS YOUR SECRETS-WHO AM I HIDING FROM?                 
                                          

DONALD TRUMP IS A BIRTHER

                      THE DONALD SLIMED PRESIDENT OBAMA.  HE TOOK SOME GREASE FROM HIS POMPADOUR AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PRESIDENT'S REPUTATION.  THE DONALD TOLD THAT OTHER SLIME BALL GERALDO RIVERA THAT HE DEMANDS THE PRESIDENT TO PRODUCE  HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE THAT HE WAS BORN IN THE USA. 

                      I AM NOT SURPRISED AFTER SEEING TRUMP ON THE COMDEY CENTRAL ROAST.  I CALL ON THE DONALD TO PRODUCE THE NAME OF THE CHARITY WHO WOULD TAKE MONEY RAISED BY A ROAST WHICH SAID DISGUSTING,VULGAR AND VICIOUS THINGS ABOUT EVERY RACE,GENDER,NATIONALITY AND RELIGION INCLUDING TRUMP'S WIFE AND DAUGHTER.  HOW ANY MAN COULD LISTEN TO THAT VULGAR DRIVEL AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SUGGEST THAT HE WOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
                         WHO WILL BE TRUMP'S RUNNING MATE?  CHARLIE SHEEN?