BE PRACTICAL BUT BEAUTIFY

                                  THE NEW MOON MEANS THAT LIBRANS MUST BE PRACTICAL BUT STILL PURSUE BEAUTY.  AHA!    I'M POTENTIALLY RENTING OUT  TWO OF MY HOUSES.  HOW PRACTICAL.  WHERE DO I PUT MY CARS AND BELONGINGS?  HOW IMPRACTICAL.
                                   SO THE PERILS OF PAULINE PERSIST.  PROBABLY PEOPLE PLAN TO PERSECUTE  OR PROSECUTE ME FOR THIS IMPRACTICAL PRACTICAL PURSUIT OF PLEASANTRIES.  PEUT ETRE PIERRE PENSE QUE PENELOPE PRIE POUR PERPETUITE.  PENSONS?  

                                         POTENTIALLY PERTURBED PEASANTS PREFER PETULANCE POURING PATIENTLY PAST PETUNIAS AND ONTO PANSIES. 
                                         NEW MOON
                                          I DIDN'T SEE YOU STANDING ALONE
                                            WITHOUT A LOVE OF YOUR OWN
                                                  NEW MOON I WANT YOU SO MUCH
                                                                       OR

FOOL MOON

                                                       HOWEVER THE SONG PARODY SHOULD GO.

RAILROADED

                EARTH TO RICK SCOTT.  WE KNOW WE DON 'T NEED HIGH SPEED RAIL.  WE ALSO DON'T NEED A MADE UP REASON TO ATTACK IRAQ.  IT'S ALL A SMOKESCREEN TO HIDE THE TRUTH.  YOUR HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY WAS LAST WAY TO MAKE MONEY THAT CAN'T BE OUTSOURCED T CHINA ETC..  THE RAILROADS AND HIGHWAY REPAIR IS A MAKE WORK PROJECT TO SUPPLY JOBS TO BOOST HE ECONOMY.  THAT'S WHAT THE EASY CREDIT DEBACLE WAS ALL ABOUT. 
                  THE POOR LIVE ON GOVERNMENT WELFARE IF THEY ARE LUCKY.  NO ONE WANTS TO TELL THE MIDDLE CLASS THEY ARE NEXT.  AT LEAST A RAILROAD WON'T POLLUTE OR USE MUCH FOREIGN OIL  THAT'S WHY THE DEMOCRATS ADVOCATE IKT PLUS JOBS FOR THE MAFIA RUN CONSTRUCTION UNIONS.
                    SO IT'S BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A DIME FOR THE RICH.  YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE OR TWO.  WE DON'T.  WE HAVE TO GET AROUND FLORIDA.  WE NEED RAILROADS.  DOES THE NAME MOAMAR KADAFI RING A BEL?.
                   SINCE THERE ARE NO JOBS NOW THAT EVERYTHING HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED OVERSEAS, THE MIDDLE CLASS YOUTH HAS TURNED TO DRUGS.  47 STATES ARE REGULATING PAIN CLINICS MORE BECAUSE TOO MANY OF OUR YOUTH ARE IN DETOX OR REHAB FOR PRESCRIBED PILLS ADDICTION.  DOES THE NAME LINDSAY LOHAN RING A BELL?  
                  FLORIDA NEEDS INCREASED MONITORING OF PAIN PILL PRESCRIPTIONS AND SALES.   DOES THE NAME RUSH LIMBAUGH RING A BELL?
                   THE LOWER CLASSES ARE ALREADY HOOKED ON DRUGS.  THEY DON'T HAVE HEALTH PLANS OR MAYBE THEY DO THANKS TO WELFARE.  THE MIDDLE CLASS IS BUYING THEM ON THE CORNER WHEN THEY LOSE THEIR HEALTH BENEFITS BECAUSE OF LOSING AN OUTSOURCED JOB.   THEY CRAVE MORE THAN THEIR [PRESCRIPTION ALLOWS.  THEY GO FROM DOCTOR TO DOCTOR GETTING PRESCRIPTIONS FOR A BAD KNEE ETC..   
                    RAIL CONSTRUCTION BOOSTS THE ECONOMY.    PAIN PILL MONITORING REDUCES ILLEGAL USE BY AMERICA'S YOUTH AND OVERWEIGHT BOMBASTIC CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN RADIO PUNDITS HOLED UP IN A PALM BEACH RADIO STATION POPPING PAIN KILLERS WHILE CRITICIZING THE REST OF AMERICA.

GOVERNOR RICK SCOTT WITH HAIR AND SHORT WIFE

                    TAKE THE BILLIONS AND RUN JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH THE ILLEGAL MILLIONS YOU SCAMMED FROM MEDICARE.   GET YOUR DRUG COMPANY BUDDIES TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ROGAINE FOR THAT SHAVED HEAD OF YOURS.  LIGHT BOUNCES OFF YOUR BALD HEAD AND IS BLINDING.  GOT HAIR?

YOU LEAD A FULL LIFE OR YOU WERE NEVER FOOLED

                        WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE?  THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO SAY IN EST BEFORE WERNER ERHARDT DISAPPEARED INTO OBLIVION FOR BEING A TAX EVADER,CON ARTIST ,CHARLATAN OR WORSE.  WHAT WILL BE ON HIS TOMBSTONE/  IS HE ALIVE?
                          AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK THE KOOL-AID OR SWELTER IN AN ARIZONA SWEAT LODGE.  ALL WE LOST WAS MONEY.  THEY SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO GET US TO BRING OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COME AND LOSE MONEY TOO.   SO WE WERE FOOLED BUT WE LEAD A FULL LIFE.
                         WE MAKE CHOICES:  MARRIAGE,CHILDREN,REAL ESTATE,ELECTIONS AND JOBS.  OUR ARE WE PREDESTINED LIKE THE PRESBYTERIANS TEACH?   THE BEST THING THEY TEACH IN EST-WHICH YOU ARE NEVER SUPPOSED TO TELL IS:   NO ONE CAN TELL YOU HAOW TO LIVE.  YOU HAVE TO DETERMINE THAT YOURSELF.  YOU SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS HOLED UP IN A NYC HOTEL BALLROOM FOR HOURS,DAYS TO FIND THAT OUT.  IT IS JUST BEFORE YOU EAT THE STRAWBERRY.  YOU ARE SO EXPERIENTIALLY DEPRIVED THAT THE EATING OF THE STRAWBERRY IS A MIND BOGGLING AHA MOMENT.  YOU WERE DISCOURAGED TO USE THE BATHROOM DURING THE SESSIONS.  EVEN DURING THE BREAKS, YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO TALK.  IT WAS JUST LIKE PUBLIC SCHOOL IN THE FIFTIES OR CATHOLIC SCHOOL EVEN TODAY.
                                 SO GET WITH THE PROGRAM.  IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT.  SO WORK IT YOU'RE WORTH IT.  LET GO,LET GOD AND OTHER MOTTOS.

FOLLOW ME GIRLS

                                      SO ANYTHING GOES.  THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF.  GOT CULTS?

HOT,HOT,HOT

                           WE'VE HAD A HEATWAVE.  IT WILL BE OUT OF THE 80'S AND BACK IN THE 70'S SOON.  IT'S THE KIND OF WEATHER THEY HAVE IN FLORIDA DURING THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY.  SO WE'VE BEEN SWIMMING IN A HEATED POOL AND SUNNING AT THE OCEAN.   THE OCEAN WATER IS STILL COOL IN CENTRAL FLORIDA. 
                              I WALKED ON A CLOUDY HOT DAY IN THE NEW SMYRNA DUNES-ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.  THE ONLY DRAWBACK WERE GIGANTIC CONDOS ON THE PERIPHERY.  LATER WE WENT TO THE CANAVERAL NATIONAL PARK NEAR NEW SMYRNA, BEACH AND SUNNED UNDER AN UMBRELLA.

                              SO THAT'S ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT.

CHICL LIT

                          WOMEN WITH A COUPLE OF CHILDREN AND HOLDING DOWN A FULL TIME JOB ARE WRITING CHICK LIT ON THEIR CHRISTMAS VACATION.  I HAVE ZERO RESPONSIBILITIES AND AM WRITING CHICKEN LIT.  THAT MEANS I WRITE NOTHING THAT EVER GETS PUBLISHED.  GO FIGURE. 
                           DANIELLE STEELE HAD 6 CHILDREN AND WROTE A ZILLION CHICK LIT BOOKS.  NANCY PELOSI  HAD 6 CHILDREN AND LEAD THE CONGRESS UNTIL SHE PULLED A BOEHNER.   THEY ARE BOTH FROM SAN FRANCISCO (NOT BOEHNER).  MAYBE IT'S IN THE WATER OR THAT GHIRADELLI CHOCOLATE.
                              SO THE FRUSTRATIONS OF THE UNPUBLISHED CHICKEN LITERATURE WRITERS PERSIST.  MY LATEST WRITING GURU ANNE LAMOTT (ALSO FROM SAN FRANCISCO) SAYS YOU'LL BE PUBLISHED WHEN YOU'RE READY.  WRITE SHORT ARTICLES OR STORIES.  TELL ABOUT YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES.
                               ANNE LAMOTT  MADE A LIVING WRITING RESTAURANT REVIEWS.  HER HUSBAND WOULD SIT WITH THER IN THE RESTAURANT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALL PORTIONS OR SNOOTY WAITERS IN GOURMET RESTAURANTS.  LUCKILY ANNE STILL HAD HER HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO.   TITUSVILLE HAS NO GOURMET RESTAURANTS.  WE JUST HAVE ROCKETS BLASTING OFF.  AFTER TWO OR THREE MORE SHUTTLE LAUNCHES THAT WILL END TOO.
                                SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WRITE CHICK LIT ASTRONAUT ROMANCE NOVELS TO GET PUBLISHED.  A TALL DARK ALIEN WILL LAND IN A TITUSVILLE SWAMP AND BE NURSED BACK TO HEALTH BY AN ASTRONAUT'S WIFE.  THE ASTRONAUT WILL BE ON A 7 YEAR VOYAGE TO AN ASTEROID OR A MARS.  THE WIFE WILL MATE WITH THE ALIEN JUST BEFORE HE DISINTEGRATES FROM OVER EXPOSURE TO THE BLISTERING FLORIDA SUN.  UH OH HE FORGOT SUN BLOCK THAT DAY.  COPPERTONE STRIKES AGAIN.
                           WHEN THE ASTRONAUT RETURNS AFTER 14 YEARS,HE FINALLY MEETS HIS  7FT 2INCH TEENAGE SON WHO IS ON THE FLORIDA STATE BASKETBALL TEAM AND BEING SCOUTED BY THE NBA.   HE'D ONLY SEEN HIM IN PICTURES AND VIDEO SINCE HIS WIFE HAD USED IN VITRO FERTILIZATION WITH HIS STORED SPERM A YEAR OR TWO AFTER HE BLASTED OFF.  ODDLY HIS TALL SON WAS DARK EVEN THOUGH THE ASTRONAUT WAS A BLONDE.
                      THE ROMANCE WITH THE DECEASED ALIEN WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED .  UNFORTUNATELY THE NCAA INTRODUCED A NEW DNA BLOOD TEST TO DETERMINE IF GENETIC ENGINEERING HAD CREATED THIS GIGANTIC PLAYER.
                        THE ASTRONAUT HUSBAND WAS FORCED TO HIJACK A ROCKET AND FLY HIS TALL STEPSON BACK TO  HIS SPACE STATION HOME BEYOND MARS.  HE WOULD BE AN OLD MAN WHEN HE RETURNED TO EARTH AND OF COURSE WOULD BE IN PRISON FOR ROCKET THEFT.

COME FLY WITH ME

                              THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE WOULD BE ALONE WITH HER MEMORIES UNTIL ANOTHER ALIEN LANDED IN HER BEDROOM.  SURPRISE.  HE WAS TALL AND DARK TOO.

BEACHES

                        BEACHES CALM BITCHES AND BASTARDS TOO.  WHY DON'T PEOPLE GOT TO THE BEACH?  INSTEAD THEY SIT GLUED TO THE TELEVISION AND NOWADAYS THE INTERNET.   PEOPLE MOVE TO PARADISE AND THEN IGNORE IT.  THEIR ONLY MELLOW NATURE EXPERIENCE IS WHEN THEY ARE ON POT.   BEACHSIDE THERE ARE ARRESTS LEFT AND RIGHT FOR DRUGS.  
                         IF YOU LIVE IN AN UGLY PLACE WITH AIR POLLUTION AND CRIME,DRUGS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE.  BUT IN PARADISE WHY?  THE ANSWER ONLY THE RIGHT BRAINED CAN GROOVE IN NATURE WITHOUT AID FROM DRUGS.  I GUESS.  OR WE LIVING THE LIFE WE WWERE TAUGHT BY OUR STRUGGLING PARENTS WHO HAD TO SLAVE FOR A LIVING IN FACTORIES OR AS SERVANTS AND MAIDS?
                            THE MODT SUCCESSFUL TV AND MOVIE ACTORS HAVE TO GO INTO REHAB FOR DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.  THEY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.  THEY ARE IN BEVERLY HILLS OR MALIBU NOT COMPTON OR INGLEWOOD WHERE YOU CAN BE SHOT IN THE HEAD AT ANY WAKING MOMENT.  YOUR ONLY CAREER OPTION THERE IS DRUG DEALER.
                               CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS AND THOSE OF OUR FATHERS TOO.  THERE IS NO NEED ESPECIALLY BY THE RICH AND MIDDLE CLASS TO RESORT TO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.  YET THEY DO.  OFTEN THE DRUGS ARE PRESCRIBED FOR PHYSICAL OR MENTAL PAIN.  ANYTHING EXCEPT CLINICAL DEPRESSIKON CAN BE CURED BY A WALK ON THE BEACH FOR 20 MINUTES OR AROUND THE BLOCK.
                                 OXYCONTIN WAS DEVELOPED FOR CANCER PATIENTS IN EXCRUTIATING PAIN DURING THEIR FINAL DAYS.  LESS ADDICITIVE DRUGS CAN BE PRESCRIBED FOR PEOPLE HAVING A BROKEN LEG OR WRIST REPAIRED.  YET OXYCONTIN IS GIVEN AND MANY PEOPLE BECOME HOOKED.   SOME PHARMACISTS WILL NOT KEEP IT IN THEIR DRUG STORE BECAUSE THEY ARE FEARFUL OF BEING ROBBED AT GUNPOINT BY AN ADDICT.  THEY SAY LESS ADDICTIVE DRUGS SHOULD BE PRESCRIBED.   OXYCONTIN IS AS ADDICTIVE AS HEROINE.

MY CASTLE IN THE SAND

                                         SO I WENT TO THE BEACH.  IT WAS GLORIOUS AT SUNSET ON A WARM 80 DEGREE FEBRUARY DAY IN FLORIDA.   NO ONE WAS THERE.  HOPEFULLY THEY WERE BACK HOME AND HAPPY.  IF NOT-COME TO THE BEACH OR THE PARK OR DOWNTOWN OR THE EXERCISE CLUB OR POOL OR SOMEPLACE OHER THAN A DEAD ZONE. 

Self-restraint

WICKED GOOD SUNSET PHOTO OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ON THE LAUNCH PAD AT KSC

RED Z CLUNKER THAT BROKE DOWN IN NY.  SO WE LEFT IN MASSACHUSETTS AND FLEW TO FLORIDA

A BLAST FROM TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

WICKED SHAME TO MISS A LAUNCH IN TITUSVILLE ON THE SHORES OF THE INDIAN RIVER

CLUNKER NEEDS $900 TIRES-THAT'S ALMOST WHAT WE PAID FOR IT

NEW CLUNKER-BROKE DOWN 4 TIMES FROM BOSTON TO FLORIDA.

                      MY HOROSCOPE SAYS I MUST STOP OVER-INDULGENCE AND PRACTICE SELF-RESTRAINT TODAY.  SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW.  I USUALLY GO ON A SPENDING SPREE DURING THE FULL MOON.  OFTEN IT'S A HOUSE OR A BROKEN DOWN CAR.  WE BUY A CLUNKER HOUSE OR CAR EVERY YEAR UNTIL THE ECONOMIC CRASH OCCURRED IN 2008,  NOW WE WEAKEN AND FORGET OUR BLOOD PACT TO NEVER BUY AN ANCIENT RUSTED GAS FUME SPEWING CLUNKER.  BUT WE WEAKEN AND JUST DO IT.
                             IT'S WICKED.  I MEAN I'LL SEE THE MUSICAL "WICKED" IN ORLANDO ON FEBRUARY 24TH.  THE CURTAIN WILL GO DOWN JUST AS THE DISCOVERY SHUTTLE BLASTS OFF FROM THE KENNEDY SPACE CENTER FOR ITS LAST CURTAIN CALL INTO SPACE.  IT'S A BIG DAY IN TITUSVILLE, FLORIDA AND I'LL MISS IT.  UNLESS THEY SAY "HOUSTON,WE HAVE A PROBLEM."  AND IT DOESN'T BLAST OFF UNTIL THE NEXT DAY.    HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE IT THEN.
                               IT'S BEEN GORGEOUS LATELY-ALMOST 80,SUNNY AND DRY.  THE BEACH YESTERDAY IN INDIAN HARBOR BEACH WAS GLORIOUS.  ALL THE ROCKS ALONG THE SHORE WERE EXPOSED.  A SURFER WAS RIDING WAVES OUT BEYOND THEM.    THE WATER IS STILL COLD SO YOU DIDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT NOT GOING IN BECAUSE OF THE ROCKS.
                                 WE HAD A BIG BARBECUE WITH RIBS,CHICKEN,EGG PLANT PARMESAN.AND SPAGHETTI WITH KEY LIME PIE FOR DESSERT.  THE MEN COOKED AND HAD IT ALL TIMES LIKE A SHUTTLE LAUNCH COUNTDOWN.  SO I OVERINDULGED AT DINNER NOT BUYING A HOUSE OR CLUNKER.
                                    MY WICKED KARMA HAS ME IN ORLANDO DURING THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY LAUNCH INSTEAD OF TITUSVILLE.  SO MY STARS ARE NOT QUITE ALLIGNED PROPERLY .  C'EST LA VIE.
       

                               MERDE!   THEY CAN FLY A MAN TO THE MOON BUT CAN'T  FIX  A   FORD.