THAT BROADWAY SHOW RUINED THE RED SOX FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS. SO NOW THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT( STEINBRENNER MEMORIAL STADIUM) WILL DOOM THE YANKEES FOR ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED.
I GUESS IT'S THE ONE HUNDRED YEAR WAR REDUX. THE SWINE FLU SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE DARK AGES' PLAGUES. LOOK OUT FOR LOCUSTS. THERE ARE PLENTY OF RATS AND ROACHES IN THE BRONX, SO I GUESS THAT'S THE NEXT PLAGUE.
THE WAY CNBC,CNN AND FOX ARE TALKING I GUESS THIS RECESSION IS THE DARK AGES. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW RECESSION MEANT A REDUCTION IN YANKEE RUNS AND WINS AND A REDUCTION IN GAME ATTENDANCE AT THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.
IF THE YANKEES KEEP LOSING, IT WILL BE THE GREAT BASEBALL DEPRESSION.
GOT PITCHERS? STEROIDS? MAYBE THEY SELL SOMETHING ON THE CORNER IN THE BRONX THAT CAN STIMULATE THESE YANKEES. DOESN'T MANNY HAVE A LONG LOST COUSIN IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS?
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED A YANKEE STIMULUS PLAN. THAT'S WHAT THEY DID FOR ALL THE US BIG BANKS THAT ALMOST COLLAPSED FROM CORPORATE EXCESS.
THOSE BAD LOANS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF THE MONEY SPENT ON NEW (UNNEEDED) YANKEE REAL ESTATE AND OVER THE HILL PITCHERS NOT TO MENTION A ROD WHO SHOULD HAVE HAD A HIP HOP OPERATION IN THE OFF SEASON.
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