Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Juicing The Ball

How many runs can a baseball player get when juice is applied to the ball? I guess an honest man like Bernie Madoff is the baseball commissioner. Another good one is replays at the discretion of the umpires. There's no business like show(baseball ) business. Now fantasy baseball is not on the computer. It's on the field.

They re not baseball players. They are actors. All the world's a baseball stadium and we must all play our part. It's a game told by an idiot(Tim McCarver) full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Out Out Brief foul ball, baseball is but a poor player who struts and frets his hour on the bases and then is heard no more. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace until the last home run of recorded time. Then finally football begins.

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