TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY

                                    CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE,IRRISTIBLE, KIND OF HARD TO CONTROL OR SOMETHING IN THE SONG'S LYRICS.  WHERE'S GEORGE BURNS WITH ALL HIS OLD SONGS AND CIGARS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
                                    ANYWAY THE WORD IS TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOUR SITUATION.  DON'T BLAME OTHERS.  YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR OWN DESTINY OR IN MY CASE STEWARDESS.  
                                           RIGHT NOW I'M IN A HOLDING PATTERN WAITING FOR MY EXIT.  MY CAR IS SUBTILY ACTING UP.  IT SOUNDS LIKE A BALL JOINT,WHEEL BEARING OR BRAKES.  MY AC IS OUT OF FREON FINALLY WHEN THE WEATHER HITS 85 TODAY. 
                                             I WAS RESPONSIBLE AND DID THE TAXES AT H&R BLOCK.  I OWE $2000.  IT'S DUE APRIL 18TH.  
                                               LISTEN MY CHILDREN AND YOU SHALL HEAR OF THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE AND THE BEGINNING OF REVEREWARE POTS AND PANS.
                                                 ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN '75
                                                  NOW HARDLY A PERSON IS NOW ALIVE
WHO REMEMBERS THAT DAY OR YEAR
                                                        ONE IF BY DAY
                                                        OR TWO IF BY NIGHT
                                                 OH LISTEN TO THIS MY CHILDREN
                                                  THE US GOVERNMENT ALMOST SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE CONGRESS COULDN'T AGREE ON A FEDERAL BUDGET.
                                                   NOW THAT'S ANY INSULT TO MY EXTRA $2000 THAT I HAVE TO PAY TO THE IRS ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN'11.
                                                    IT WAS ALSO AN INSULT TO ALL THE US SOLDIERS TAKING UP THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN AROUND THE WORLD AS GLENN BECK SOUNDS HIS LAST FORAY INTO INSANITY ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY THE DONALD WHO WILL KEEP NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS UNDER HIS GREASY POMPADOUR.  NOTHING COULD PENETRATE THAT HAIR SPRAY.  IT'S SAFER THAN FORT KNOX.

WHAT A WICKED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE

                                                         SO I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY SITUATION, THE GOVERNMENT'S SITUATION AND THE SITUATION FILMING JERSEY SHORE OVER IN ITALY AS AN INSULT TO ALL ITALIANS' AND THEIR INTELLIGENCE.  HOPEFULLY THE MAFIA WILL STOP THAT.  GOT SICILIANS?