LOSING 26 POUNDS IN 3 MONTHS BY EXERCISING AND EATING A LOW CARB DIET

                                          SO I SAID THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.  THEN I ATE SOME MARSHMALLOW DELIGHT.  SO I SABOTAGED THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF MY DIET.  EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS ON A LOW CARB  DIET.  MOST OF THEM ARE GLUTEN INTOLERANT.  EVERY ITALIAN IS.  HOW CAN THAT BE?  PASTA IS THE STAPLE OF THEIR DIET FOR CENTURIES  EVERYONE HAS A THYROID PROBLEM,DIABETES,HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL.  EVERYONE IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT TOO. EVERYONE IS ON 5 OR 10 PILLS A DAY.
                                                  IT'S TOO HOT EXCEPT FOR SWIMMING.  SO THE EXERCISE ROOM IS THE PLACE FOR EXERCISING IN THE AC WHILE WATCH FOX NEWS.  SOON I'LL BE SLIM, A REPUBLICAN OR GOD FORBID A TEA PARTY MEMBER.  SO IT'S GOOD BYE COFFEE AND CAKE.  NOW IT'S TEA AND WATERCRESS SANDWICHES.  NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN OBESE ON WATERCRESS-EVEN RABBITS.
                                                    MY AC IN MY 1990 CAR IS NOT WORKING.  I  LEAVE THE SUNSHINE STATE IN A WEEK OR TWO SO THERE IS NO SENSE IN REPAIRING IT.  SO I'LL DRIVE AT NIGHT.  DAYTIME IT'S TOO HOT ESPECIALLY IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CAR IN THE BLAZING SUN WHILE YOU SHOP. 

YES!  SAINTHOOD FOR THE INVENTOR OF AC.   I'LL PASS THE WORD

                                                   I'M PRONE TO THE VAPORS AKA HEAT STROKE. SO I PROPSE SAINTHOOD FOR THE PERSON WHO INVENTED AC.  HE'S DONE MORE FOR HUMANITY THAN MOTHER TERESA.