SOUL SURFER

THERE'S A RELIGIOUS ASPECT.  BETHANY GOES TO THAILAND TO HELP  T SUNAMI VICTIMS.  CARRIE UNDERWOOD IS THE YOUTH LEADER AT HER CHURCH IN HAWAII

                SOUL SURFER IS A CLEAN HEART WARMING FILM ABOUT BETHANY HAMILTON A TEENAGE HAWAIIAN SURFER GIRL WHO LOST HER ARM TO A SHARK BITE.  THERE'S LOTS OF MUSIC AND SURF SCENES.  BEAUTIFUL HAWAII IS SHOWN IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE FILM.  THERE'S NOT ONE SWEAR WORD.  IT'S PERFECT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW A PERSON CAN RISE ABOVE ADVERSITY AND NOT BE CONSUMED BY FEARS.  BETHANY EVENTUALLY BECOMES A PROFESSIONAL SURFER.  IT WAS VERY GOOD,WELL ACTED AND PROFESSIONALLY FILMED.

JE NE REGRETTE RIEN

                       REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW ,TOO FEW TO MENTION.
                              I LIVED A LIFE OF LOVE
                                    AND DID IT MY WAY!
                                            
                                      
                             THAT 'S THE SHORT VERSION OF THE SINATRA SONG.  I REQUESTED IT FOR MY 2OTH YEAR OF TEACHING RECOGNITION PARTY.ALSO CLOUDS(BOTH SIDES NOW ) BY JOANIE ---------------(MITCHELL).  SHE WAS MY FAVORITE SINGER.  NOW I'M HAVING TROUBLE REMEMBERING HER NAME.  SHE WROTE THEY PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT.  IF I GET ANY MORE FORGETFUL, A BIG YELLOW TAXI WILL TAKE ME AWAY.   GOOD THING- I CAN'T DRIVE FAR.  I GET DIZZY AND FEEL FAINT.  I'VE NEVER BLACKED OUT.  I ALWAYS STOP BEFORE THEN AND CALL MY  HUSBAND WHO IS VERY ANNOYED HE HAS TO LEAVE HIS LAZYBOY TO COME AND HELP ME.  IT ESPECIALLY HAPPENS  ON BRIDGES ADN ON HIGHWAYS.  I'VE GOTTEN BETTER.  A FEW YEARS AGO,IT GOT SO BAD THAT I COULD BARELY DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK.  I COLLAPSSED ONCE WHILE WALKING ON A HOT NIGHT FOR A SECOND.
                                  I'VE GONE TO CARDIOLOGISTS,ENDOCRINOLOGISTS AND BRAIN SPSECIALISTS.  I'VE RECEIVED NO MEDICINE.  I'VE HAD MRIS,ENCEPHLOGRAMS,EKGS,AND BLOOD TESTS.  OH I HAD A BALANCE TEST TOO WHICH WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO NEST.   FINALLY THE GP HAD ME DO A HYPOGLYCEMIA TEST.  SURE ENOUGH THERE WAS A DIAGNOSIS AT LAST.  I'M SUPPOSED TO EAT PROTEIN EVERY TWO HOURS.  I'VE FELT BETTER BUT STILL CAN BARELY DRIVE.  SHE SAYS THE ATTACKS (LOW BLOOD SUGAR) AFFECT YOUR MEMORY.  I'M LIVING PROOF OF THAT, SAID MRS. MALAPROP.  LACK OF SLEEP,TOO MUCH EXERCISE AND GAS FUMES(AUTO.LAWNMOWER) AFFECT IT.  SO DOES DEHYDRATION.
        IN VERMONT,THE DOCTORS AT THE ETHAN ALLEN HOSPITAL SAID IT'S A PANIC ATTACK.  IT HAPPENS AFTER A LOSS.  I COULD BARELY DRIVE BACK FROM VERMONT A FEW YEARS AGO BUT A STOP AT TWO CONNECTICUT CASINOS ENABLED ME TO MAKE IT BACK TO CAPE COD.  NO ONE OFFERED TO DRIVE ME INCLUDING MY HUSBAND ON THE LAZYBOY.  HE TELLS ME HE WON'T DRIVE ME AROUND.  THIS AFTER I PAY FOR EVERY CAR,HOUSE,FOOD,GAS,INSURANCE,CREDIT CARD OR MORTGAGE THAT WE HAVE.  
                  SO I'M FLYING,TAKING BIG YELLOW TAXIS,BOATS,BUSES AND TRAINS.  THE MRI SHOWED SOME BROKEN BLOOD VESSELS IN MY BRAIN.  I GUESS THE PART WHERE JOANIE MITCHELL IS STORED.
    SO I'M OFF TO NYC IN SPITE OF A GIMPY LEG.  THEN IN LATE JUNE SEATTLE AND HAWAII.  SO REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW.  BUT I'M NOT TAKING ANY PILLS.  REHAB DOES NOT SOUND LIKE FUN OR CONKING INTO A CAR IN A DUI HAZE.
                      COME FLY WITH ME.  HOPEFULLY THE PILOT IS FEELING GOOD AND NO 3 FOOT  HOLES OPEN UP IN THE ROOF OF THE 737 FROM BAD GROMETS.  I HOPE THEY AREN'T USING CHINTZY CHINESE PARTS.  THEY HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ZIPPER YET.  PLEASE USE US STEEL.

A BRIGHTER SHADE OF PALE

                     HOW COME I CAN REMEMBER KING KEHAMAHAMAMEHA AND NOT JOANIE MITCHELL?  OH BY THE WAY MY BACKBONE IS SUPPOSED TO SUDDENLY CRUMBLE FROM ANY HARD JOLT OR BANG.  I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE ACTONEL EVERY MONTH.  I CAN'T FIND MY PRESCRIPTION.    WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLDER I HEAR EVERYONE SAY AS THEY RUN TO THE SHELTER OF THEIR MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE

TRUMP REAL ESTATE CO.

DONALD TRUMP MINUS BRAINS AND OTHER ORGANS

DONALD TRUMP

BIRTHERS,BIMBOS AND BOZOS.  HAWAII 5-0 PROVED THE PRESIDENT WAS BORN IN THE USA.  WHERE WERE TRUMP'S WIVES BORN?  NOW TRUMP QUESTIONS THE PRESIDENT;S HARVARD DEGREE.  WHERE DID TRUMP GO TO SCHOOL?
     CNN PLAYED THE BIRTHER GAME.  VILE!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THEIR DEGREES FROM?

HARDBALL NO!  SABOTAGE!  IT'S AS BAD AS AL QUEDA.  EMBARASSING FOR A RICH MAN TO BE SO DESPERATE FOR FAME THAT HE'D PLAY A VISCIOUS GAME?   I GUESS THAT'S HOW HE MADE ALL HIS MONEY,  TRUMP CAN KEEP IT.  IF THAT'S HOW YOU GET RICH SCREWING YOUR NEIGHBOR OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA. I'D NEVER WANT TO BE RICH.

DONALD TRUMP

                MSNBC IS BLAMING THE REPUBLICANS.  IT'S THE MEDIA WHO PERPETUATED THIS BIRTHER NONSENSE.  GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT.  YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN I GUNGA DIN.  BIRTHER BILL IN THE US CONGRESS,  IMPEACH THEM?
                 AL SHARPTON BLAMED THE MEDIA FOR NOT HAVING TRUMP  DISCUSS ISSUES PERTINENT TO THE US ECONOMY,DEFENSE,HEALTH,WELFARE AND EDICATION.  WE ARE SULLYING THE VERY FABRIC OF AMERICA. 
                     HOW MANY BIRTH CERTIFICATES DOES A MAN HAVE TO PRODUCE BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO BE FREE?  THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWING IN  THE WIND,  THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND.
                     FREE AT LAST
                        GREAT GOD ALMIGHTY
                             FREE AT LAST
POLITICS MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS:  DONALD TRUMP AND A COUPLE OF EASTERN EUROPEANS, 


                         PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SO CHARISMATIC THAT THE REPUBLICANS HAVE TO RESORT TO INVENTED LIES TO TRY TO DEFEAT HIM.   THE MUCKRAKERS ON FOX,CNN AND NBC SPREAD IT.
                                SCAREY
                                   CAN'T YOU DO IT BEHIND THE SCENES?

CREPESCULE

                       THAT'S DAWN OR DUSK EN FRANCAIS.  AUBE IS DAWN I THINK.   ANYWAY CREPESCULE IS A NEAT SOUNDING WORD.  SO PAMPLEMOUSSE,PRINTEMPS AND CHANTIILY.  CHAMPINON SOUNDS MUCH BETTER THAN MUSHROOM.  ESCARGOTS THAN SNAILS.  
                       MANY ENGLISH WORDS ARE FROM FRENCH.  NATION,STATION,CEL.EBRATION,BEAUTY AND MARMELADE.  THAT'S BECAUSE THE FRENCH RULE DENGLAND FOR 200 YEARS AFTER THE NORMAN CONQUEST.  FRENCH WAS THE LANGUAGE OF THE  COURT.

STARRY,STARRY NIGHT-BONNE NUIT

                         SO THAT'S THE FRENCH LESSON FOR TODAY.

GOLDEN HOURS

                                TWO HOURS AFTER SUNRISE AND TWO HOURS BEFORE SUNSET ARE THE GOLDEN HOURS.  THAT'S TRUE IN PHOTOGRAPHY AND IN LIVING.  IT IS ESPECIALLY TRUE IN THE TROPICS OR SUMMERTIME UP NORTH WHEN THE SUN IS SCORCHING TO THE EYE OR SKIN OR MIND.  ALL THE OTHER HOURS OF THE DAY ARE THE MADE IN THE SHADE HOURS.  ONLY MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN GO OUT IN THE NOON DAY SUN SAYS NOEL COWARD.
                                  "SO IN THE COOL COOL EVENING OF THE EVENING TELL THEM I'LL BE THERE," SANG DER BINGLE (AKA BING CROSBY).  "SUNRISE,SUNSET, QUICKLY GO THE DAYS," SINGS THE FATHER TEVIA IN FIDDLER ON THE ROOF JUST BEFORE HE WISHES HE WERE A RICH MAN. 
                                     DURING THESE GOLDEN HOURS I WATCHED WOMEN IN THEIR GOLDEN YEARS PUTT ON THE 6TH GREEN.  THEY WERE PLAYING BEST BALL.  NO ONE SUNK IT.  THEY ALL MAINTAINED THEIR COOL IN THE EARLY DAYLIGHT.  BEFORE THAT I WATCHED THE COURSE MAINTENANCE MOW THE GREEN AT SUNRISE.  USUALLY A COUPLE PLAY TOGETHER EARLY IN THE MORNING FIRST THING IN THE GOLDEN HOURS AS SOON AS THE COURSE OPENS.  THERE WERE NO BIRDIES ON THE GREEN OR ON THE COURSE.  IT WAS ALREADY TOO HOT AND NOISY FOR THE BIRDS.  THE OTHER DAY AN EAGLE AND TWO SAND HILL CRANES FLEW AWAY AS SOON A A LAWN MOWER STARTED.

I HATE TO SEE THAT EVENING SUN GO DOWN-

'CUZ THAT MAN OF MINE AIN'T AROUND

                                       SO IN THE SOUTH YOU ARE EITHER AN EARLY RISER OR A LOUNGE LIZARD AT NIGHT.   IN BETWEEN IT'S SIESTA TIME.  ALTHOUGH NOW A DAYS WITH AIR CONDITIONING,IT'S TV,COMPUTER OR READING TIME.  AH  FOR A MINT JULEP NOW AND AGAIN. 
                                   THERE ARE ONLY TWO HOT SPOTS IN THE USA RIGHT NOW FLORIDA AND ARIZONA.  IN LATE APRIL, THE REST OF THE USA IS STILL IN THE 60'S DURING THE DAY AND IF LUCKY MAYBE 70 DEGREES.   IN FLORIDA WE TURN ON OUR AC TO EXPERIENCE THAT TEMPERATURE. 
                                      GLOBAL WARMING MAY HEAT UP THE REST OF THE USA.  I HOPE NOT EXCEPT FOR THE PRICE OF OIL.  IT'S USUALLY TOO HOT DOWN SOUTH NOT TO COOL DOWN.

photos

LIGHTEN UP

DO THE LIGHTEN UP

YOU ARE MY ROCK AND UPON THIS ROCK I WILL BUILD MY CHURCH

SCEPTERS SWAY

YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN

                                    BRIGHTEN UP.  LIGHTEN UP.   KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP UP.  HIDE THE SIDE THAT GETS BLUER.   IF YOU HAVE NINE BOYS IN A ROW, BASEBALL TEAMS MAKE MONEY YOU KNOW.

                                 BE LIKE TWO FRIED EGGS
                                 KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!
                                  
                           
                                  
                        SO THAT''S THE WORD HUMMINGBIRD.  ALL MY FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING PINKS,REDS OR PURPLE SHADES OF PALE.  THERE'S NO PURPLE RAIN JUST 61%HUMIDITY.  IT'S 79DEGREES AT 11 AM IN THE SUNSHINE STATE.  YOU SWEAT JUST MOVING AROUND A LITTLE WATERING ALL THOSE PINK,RED AND PURPLE FLOWERS.
                         YESTERDAY WAS GORGEOUS.  THERE WAS NO NEED FOR AIR CONDITIONNING.  TODAY YOU HAVE IT MADE IN THE SHADE BUT BET OON SWEAT IN THE SUN.  WE'RE OFF TO THE OCEAN IN THE AFTERNOON.  HOPEFULLY THE SURF'S UP DUDE.  IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.  I SWIM IN THE POOL.  YESTERDAY AT SUNSET I HAD IT ALL TO MYSELF.  ENTIRE FAMILY REUNION WITH A ZILLION LITTLE CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 7 HAD BEEN THERE ALL AFTERNOON.

ROME

                          TOMORROW IS EASTER.   WE ARE GOING TO THE 3 O'CLOCK BUFFET,  TODAY IS THE EASTER EGG HUNT ON THE COUNTRY CLUB LAWN.  I GUESS THEY'LL ALL JUMP INTO THE POOL AFTER WARDS.  DO JELLY BEANS FLOAT?      

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT

                                           I PLAYED GOLF ON GOOD  FRIDAY MORNING.  SURE ENOUGH MY DRIVES WENT STRAIGHT OUT AND I ONE PUTTED ON THE GREEN.  IT WAS THE DEVIL TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO PLAY ON PAST NOON.  I STOPPED.  CHRIST DIED FOR OUR PUTTING.  ONCE A YEAR YOU HAVE TO STOP AND REMEMBER THAT ON GOOD FRIDAY. 

EAGLE ON THE SIXTH HOLE

                                      WE DIDN'T SCORE AN EAGLE ON THE SIXTH HOLE.  WE SAW ONE SCURRYING AROUND ON THE GROUND BY THE POND.  A GREAT BLUE HERON WAS THERE TOO AND TWO SANDHILL CRANES.  SO THERE WERE A LOT OF BIRDIES TODAY ON THE SIXTH HOLE AND ONE EAGLE.  MY HUSBAND FILMED THE EAGLE FROM OUR PATIO.  HE THOUGHT IT WAS INJURED IN THE LEG.  SO WE CALLED THE CONSERVATION DEPARTMENT.  JUST AS HE SPOKE TO THE WILDLIFE REPRESENTATIVE , THE EAGLE FLEW AWAY ACROSS THE 6TH FAIRWAY.  A LAWNMOWER ACROSS  THE POND ON ONE OF THE CONDO LAWNS HAD SCARED ALL THE BIRDS AWAY.
                                            THE EAGLE WAS VERY LARGE AND NOTICEABLE ON THE GROUND.  LATER IT FLEW BY AGAIN.  BUT THEN IT WAS NOT SEEN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.  MAYBE HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.  LATER A REDHEADED WOODPECKER FRANTICALLY BANGED HOLES INTO THE BARK OF THE GIGANTIC OAK TREE ON OUR PATIO.

BORN IN THE USA

                                            A FOX GOES BY THIS HOLE EVERYDAY AND A RACCOON WITH TWO YOUNG BABIES.  A SCRAWNY MALE RACCOON GOES BY EVERY ONE IN A WHILE VERY CLOSE TO OUR HOME.  LAST YEAR THERE WAS A LITTER OF FOXES BORN ON THE GOLF COURSE.  THE KIT FOXES  USED TO PLAY AROUND IN THE SANDTRAP ON THE 8TH HOLE NEAR THEIR DEN IN THE WOODS.  I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ALL WENT.

BIRTHERS.BABES,BIMBOS AND BOZOS

GROUND ZERO

NYC AFTER 3000 DIED IN A TERRORIST ATTACK-REPORT THE NEWS NOT DRIVEL

                                      DONALD (MY HAIR IS GLUED)TRUMP IS STILL DEMANDING PRESIDENT OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.  HE'S GETTING LOTS OF AIR TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE ON CNN,HLN AND CNBC. IT'S ALL FOR THE MONEY. HIS WIFE WAS ON JOY BEHAR TELLING THAT THE OFFENSIVE SEXUAL REMARKS ABOUT HER AT THE TRUMP ROAST DIDN'T BOTHER HER.  NOTHING BOTHERS HER INCLUDING PUTTING HER HANDS THROUGH THE RAT INFESTED BLONDE HAIR OF HER MILLIONAIRE HUSBAND.  IT'S ALL FOR THE MONEY.  BALLOON BOY AND THE KORAN BURNING MINISTER WERE SHOWN ALL FOR THE MONEY. 
                                          THESE ARE SLOW NEWS DAYS.  NO ONE CARES ABOUT LIBYA.  NO MENTION PRACTICALLY IS MADE OF THE JOURNALISTS WHO WERE KILLED YESTERDAY. ANYTHING THE  DONALD SAYS  IS NEWS.  MINISTERS WITH A MINISCULE CONGREGATION ARE SHOWN ON TV CASTIGATING THE MUSLIM RELIGION. LITTLE BOYS SUPPOSEDLY IN BALLOONS ARE EXPLOITED.  THE DONALD WILL BE OFF THE AIR WHEN THE ROYAL WEDDING HAPPENS.    OF COURSE NO ONE CARES THAT THE SECOND TO LAST SPACE SHUTTLE IS BEING BLASTED OFF THAT DAY FROM FLORIDA. 

                                          EARTH TO THE DONALD:  IF THE PRESIDENT DID NOT HAVE A VALID BIRTH CERTIFICATE,HE WOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT.  EARTH TO MRS. DONALD: IT IS NOT OKAY TO DEGRADE WOMEN IN THE NAME OF COMEDY OR CHARITY.   EARTH TO THE FLORIDA ANTI-MUSLIM MINISTER-WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? EARTH TO CNN,CNBC,FOX AND HLN:   STOP PERPETUATING THIS DRIVEL.  IT IS INSULTING TO MUSLIMS,WOMEN,PRESIDENTS AND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

WRITING IN THE DARK

MAY DAY

THE LAST SUNSET FOR THE US SPACE INDUSTRY

PRIVATIZED

                                               MY HUSBAND SLEEPS AS I WRITE IN THE DARKENED BEDROOM.  IT'S BLAZING SUN OUTSIDE AT 10 AM IN LATE APRIL IN FLORIDA.  WE WENT TO THE OCEAN YESTERDAY AT PLAYALINDA BEACH AT CAPE CANAVERAL NATIONAL SEASHORE.  IT WAS LOW TIDE.  THE WATER WAS WARM AND PERFECT FOR SWIMMING IN SPIT EOF AN UNDERTOW.  THE WAVES ROLLED IN LIKE IN HAWAII.  THE BEACH STRETCHED FOR MILES-25 TO BE  EXACT.  THE SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR WAS ON THE LAUNCH PAD AT EH FAR END OF THE BEACH;  THE FISH WERE JUMPING ONTO THE FISHERMAN'S HOOKS.  (AND THE COTTON WAS HIGH)-ACTUALLY IT WAS MAGNOLIA BLOSSOMS. 
                                             THE PRESIDENT IS HEADING FOR MIAMI RIGHT AFTER THE APRIL 29TH SECOND TO LAST SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH.  AT LEAST HE'S NOT IN JOLLY OLD ENGLAND AT THE  ROYAL WEDDING.  HE'LL SPEAK AT THE  GRADUATION  AT MIAMI=DADE COLLEGE WHERE NUMEROUS HISPANICS AND BLACKS GRADUATE.  LUCKY THEM.  EVERY OTHER STUDENT DROPS OUT DUE TO IMPRACTICAL EDUCATION STANDARDS AND SUBJECTS NOT RELEVANT TO  THE NECESSITIES OF THE REAL WORLD.  MOST MANUFACTURING JOBS HAVE BEEN OUTSOURCED TO CHINA ETC.  MOST TECHNICAL JOBS ARE OVERSEAS TOO.  AMERICA'S YOUTH INCLUDING FUTURE ROCKET SCIENTIST HAVE NO OPPORTUNITIES EXCEPT IN HEALTH,TOURISM OR SERVICE INDUSTRIES.  EVEN PUBLIC EMPLOYEES AND TEACHERS ARE BEING ATTACKED.  EVERYTHING HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED TO INCREASE CORPORATE PROFITS.  IT'S SUPPOSED TO TRICKLE DOWN TO US.  GE WITH ITS CORPORATIONS OFF SHORE PAID N O INCOME TAX LAST YEAR.

OUTSOURCED

                                                   CENTRAL FLORIDA WITH ITS OUTSOURCED FEDERAL WORKERS IS TOO REPUBLICAN FOR THE DEMOCRATS.  SO THE PRESIDENT IS OFF TO MIAMI TO CAJOLE THE DEMOCTATIC BASE. 

MEXICAN BLUE BELLS

                                 THE BLUE BELLS ARE PURPLE.  THEY BLOOM IN FLORIDA EVERY SPRING.  THEY SPREAD ALL OVER YOUR GARDEN.   ONLY REALLY LOW FLORIDA WINTERS CAN KILL THEM.  I HAVE TO CUT MINE DOWN IN MY FRONT PATIO GARDEN BEFORE I LEAVE. 
I PAY EXTRA FOR WEEDING IN ADDITION TO A GARDENING FEE.  BUT HE DOESN'T ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF MY FRONT ENTRANCE EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN THE CONTRACT.  LAST YEAR THE REALTOR COULDN'T GET IN TWICE WITHOUT ME HIRING HER CLEANING WOMAN TO CLEAR IT UP.  THE GARDENER COMES EVERY WEEK.  WHO KNOWS?  TIME FOR A SECURITY CAMERA!
                                I WILL CUT THEM DOWN ON THE DAY AFTER EASTER.  THE CITY TAKES AWAY BRUSH ON TUESDAYS.  YOU CAN BARELY WATCH THEM BLOOM ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SIT OUTSIDE ALREADY.  THERE'S CONSTANT GOLF COURSE AND HOME AND TOWNHOUSE GARDENING NOISE HAPPENING.   IT'S PARADISE BUT ONLY FROM THE AC INSIDE LOOKING OUT LIKE THE BOY IN THE BUBBLE.  IF THE WINDOWS ARE OPEN IT'S HOT AND NOISY.
                                  I'M COMPLAINING.  THIS IS NOTHING.  STARTING MAY 16TH IT RAINS EVERY DAY.  BUCKETS OF WATER AND THUNDER AND LIGHTNING HAPPEN EACH DAY.  IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN THEN IT'S A DROUGHT IN THE FALL WITH WILDFIRES ALL OVER.  OF COURSE HURRICANE SEASON REALLY MESSES THINGS UP IN THE SUMMER.  ALL THE DRY WALL IN OUR CONDO HAD TO BE REPLACED BECAUSE OF THE 2004 HURRICANES.  ACTUALLY IT'S RARE THAT HURRICANES HIT UP HERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.  IT'S MORE IN THE TROPICAL PARTS OF SOUTHERN FLORIDA.  MY MOTHER'S HOUSE IN ST. PETERSBURG NEVER SUFFERED HURRICANE DAMAGE IN 40 YEARS.  IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THE KENNEDY SPACE CENTER VEHICLE ASSEMBLY BUILDING RIGHT NEAR THE OCEAN  WAS DAMAGED. 

MADE IN THE USA BEFORE OUTSOURCING

                                   SO IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS SINCE WE SOLD OUR DAMAGED CONDO BEACHSIDE AND MOVED TO A GOLF COURSE IN TITUSVILLE.  WE MOVED HERE BECAUSE OF THE UNSPOILED  25 MILE CANAVERAL NATIONAL SEASHORE PLUS WILDLIFE REFUGES AND ROCKETS AT THE KENNEDY SPACE CENTER BLASTING OFF EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS.  THE SECOND TO THE LAST SPACE SHUTTLE HEADS FROM KSC ACROSS FROM TITUSVILLE ON APRIL 29TH WITH MARK KELLY ON BOARD.  THAT'S THE LAST ENDEAVOUR.  I WONDER IF THE PRESIDENT WILL COME.  KELLY'S WIFE THE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD IN ARIZONA WILL BE THERE.  KELLY WENT TO THE PRESIDENT'S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH. 
                                 THE LAST SPACE SHUTTLE FROM FLORIDA WILL BE ATLANTIS IN JULY.  THEN THEY'LL TAKE ALL THE SPACE SHUTTLES AND PUT THEM IN SPACE MUSEUMS AND CHARGE US $1.50 JUST TO SEE THEM.  THEY PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A LAUNCH PAD OR TWO.    NOW IT'S BEEN OUTSOURCED TO RUSSIA.  GOT KGB?

LOSING 26 POUNDS IN 3 MONTHS BY EXERCISING AND EATING A LOW CARB DIET

                                          SO I SAID THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.  THEN I ATE SOME MARSHMALLOW DELIGHT.  SO I SABOTAGED THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF MY DIET.  EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS ON A LOW CARB  DIET.  MOST OF THEM ARE GLUTEN INTOLERANT.  EVERY ITALIAN IS.  HOW CAN THAT BE?  PASTA IS THE STAPLE OF THEIR DIET FOR CENTURIES  EVERYONE HAS A THYROID PROBLEM,DIABETES,HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL.  EVERYONE IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT TOO. EVERYONE IS ON 5 OR 10 PILLS A DAY.
                                                  IT'S TOO HOT EXCEPT FOR SWIMMING.  SO THE EXERCISE ROOM IS THE PLACE FOR EXERCISING IN THE AC WHILE WATCH FOX NEWS.  SOON I'LL BE SLIM, A REPUBLICAN OR GOD FORBID A TEA PARTY MEMBER.  SO IT'S GOOD BYE COFFEE AND CAKE.  NOW IT'S TEA AND WATERCRESS SANDWICHES.  NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN OBESE ON WATERCRESS-EVEN RABBITS.
                                                    MY AC IN MY 1990 CAR IS NOT WORKING.  I  LEAVE THE SUNSHINE STATE IN A WEEK OR TWO SO THERE IS NO SENSE IN REPAIRING IT.  SO I'LL DRIVE AT NIGHT.  DAYTIME IT'S TOO HOT ESPECIALLY IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CAR IN THE BLAZING SUN WHILE YOU SHOP. 

YES!  SAINTHOOD FOR THE INVENTOR OF AC.   I'LL PASS THE WORD

                                                   I'M PRONE TO THE VAPORS AKA HEAT STROKE. SO I PROPSE SAINTHOOD FOR THE PERSON WHO INVENTED AC.  HE'S DONE MORE FOR HUMANITY THAN MOTHER TERESA.     

I FOUND BLOGGER AGAIN AND RESET MY PASSWORD

                           NOW MY BOOKMARK BAR HAS DISAPPEARED AND SOMETHING GIGANTIC THAT SAYS JILLDY8EHIUDXLHLQONFETC AND FIVE THOUSAND MORE LETTERS AND NUMBERS AND SYMBOLS IS STREAMING ACROSS MY SCREEN AT THE TOP.  I GUESS IT'S SPAM, CYBER ATTACK OR SOMETHING I LOOKED AT ON LINE.  WHO KNOWS?  LUCKILY I PUT NO BANK ACCOUNT ETC. ON THE COMPUTER OR I'D BE MAJOR WORRIED.
                            I WAS LOST AND NOW I'M FOUND.  WHAT DO YOU DO ONCE YOU'RE FOUND?  LUCKILY THIS BLOG IS UNREAD EXCEPT BY THE CIA OR FBI.  SO I CAN RAMBLE ON LIKE A RAMBLING ROSE UNTIL SOMETHING SENSIBLE APPEARS ON THE PAGE WHICH WILL BE LOST IN CYBERSPACE SOMEDAY.  IT'S THE BIG GOOGLE GRAVEYARD IN THE SKY.  SUDDENLY YOU ARE JUST DISAPPEARED.  IT SOUNDS LIKE RUSSIA AND THE KGB.

                                 SO THIS IS THE 18TH OF APRIL IN 2011.  I WONDER IF THERE WAS A FULL MOON IN 1775 WHEN PAUL REVERE TOOK HIS MIDNIGHT RIDE.  I GUESS SO.  HOW COULD HE RIDE A HORSE AT MIDNIGHT?  WE WATCHED THE FULL MOON RISE OVER THE INDIAN RIVER LAST NIGHT.  IT WS A LITTLE HAZY AND BRIGHT BECAUSE THE SUN HAD NOT SET YET.  BUT IT WAS FREE AND EASY TO SEE. NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE.   TONIGHT THE MOO WILL RISE A HALF HOUR AFTER SUNSET.  THIS IS PASSOVER.  YESTERDAY WAS PALM SUNDAY.  NEXT SUNDAY IS EASTER.  I NOW GO TO CHURCH ON SATURDAYS.  THAT MUST MAKE ME JEWISH.  HMMMM!

                                  

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN

                           FREUD'S DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME WRONG THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUTCOME.   IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT FIRST ,TRY,TRY AGAIN.  
                          LIZ TAYLOR MARRIED RICHARD BURTON TWICE AND THEN DIVORCED HIM AGAIN.  SHE SAID IF HE'D LIVED LONGER SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE MARRIED HIM AGAIN.  INSTEAD HER FIFTH OR SIXTH HUSBAND WAS A PLUMBER LIZ MET IN REHAB.   I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS BEFORE OR AFTER THE SENATOR. 
                            IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT .  SO WORK IT.  YOU'RE WORTH IT.  WE BUY OLD CARS,SPEND MONEY FIXING THEM AND THEY BREAK DOWN.  IT HAPPENS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.  I USED TO BUY NEW AMERICAN CARS THAT ALWAYS BROIKE DOWN BEFORE THEY LOST THE NEW CAR SMELL.  FINALLY I STARTED TO BUY JAPANESE CARS AND NEVER HAD A PROBLEM AGAIN.   WHEN THE BRAKES WOULD GO ON AN AMERICAN CAR, THE REPAIR DEPARTMENT SERVICE MANAGER WOULD TELL ME I PUT MY FOOT ON THE BRAKES TOO MUCH.  PARATS FELL OFF MY NEW CHEVROLET INTERIOR.  THE PLASTIC PARTS WERE NEVER REPAIRED CORRECTLY UNTIL I WORTE A LETTER TO THE NEWSPAPER HELP EDITOR.  SURE ENOUGH ALL THE PLASTIC INSIDE THE CAR WAS GLUED IN PROPERLY LICKEDTY SPLIT. 
                             SO ALL WAS WELL UNTIL WE DECIDED IT WAS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO REVIVE ANCIENT CHEAP VEHICLES.  WE DON'T OWN A CAR THAT'S WORTH MORE THAN $3000.  ACTUALLY MY FIRST BRAND NEW AMERICAN CAR ONLY COST $2500.  IT BARELY MADE IT TO  60,000 miles.   IT USED TO STALL EVERY DAY AT THE STOP LIGHT IN THE MORNING AS I HEADED FOR WORK.  ONCE I GOT A TICKET BECAUSE I DIDN'T STOP AT A FLASHING RED LIGHT.  I DIDN'T WANT THE CAR TO STALL.  IT WAS A 1967 YELOW CAMARO.  I STILL MISS THAT CAR.  I GAVE IT TO MY SISTER WHOSE BOYFRIEND FOR A YEAR OR TWO WITH BALD TIRES.  THEN I GUESS IT WENT TO THE BIG JUNKYARD IN THE SKY.    SOON AFTER I OWNED THAT CAMARO I CRASHED IT INTO A TELEPHONE COMPANY VAN CROSSING PARK AVENUE IN NEW YORK CITY.  I WAS AT FAULT.  THE OTHER DRIVER WAS SLIGHTLY INJURED.  MY CAR HAD TO BE REPAIRED AND REPAINTED CAMARO YELLOW AGAIN.  I GOT THE BACK OF MY HEAD STITCHED AT ST. LUKE'S HOSPITAL AND WENT BACK TO TEACHERS COLLEGE COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY TO TAKE TWO FRENCH EXAMS AFTER I WASHED THE BLOOD OFF MY MINISKIRTED DRESS.  MY FATHER CAME DOWN TO NYC BY TRAIN FROM WHITE PLAINS TO HELP ME DRIVE HOME.  A MONTH LATER THE CAR WAS FIXED AND LOOKING GOOD AGAIN.  I DIDN'T DRIVE MUCH IN NYC AFTER THAT FOR YEARS UNTIL I GOT OVER THAT TRAUMA.  MAIS OUI.
                                  I ALMOST BOUGHT AN OLD CORVETTE(1995) FOR $6000 A FEW MONTHS AGO AT MY NEIGHBOR'S ESTATE SAL.E  I HESITATED SINCE I WAS JUST GOING TO BUY THE PAPER NOT A CAR.  WE HAD NO ROOM TO PARK IT.  WHEN I CAME BACK,MY NEW NEIGHBOR WAS BUYING IT.  SO I DODGED THAT BULLET.
                                    I BUY A LOT OF HOUSES LATELY TOO.  THEN I DECIDE I WANT TO MOVE AND SELL THEM.  WITH EASY CREDIT I NOW HAVE TWO THAT I'D LIKE TO BE RID OF.  BUT AFTER THE 2008 ECONOMIC CRASH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.  SO THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.  THE ECONOMIC CRASH STOPPED THE REAL ESTATE GAME.  WE MADE A LOT AT FIRST.  NOW OUR PROFITS ARE DRYING UP IN MORTGAGE PAYMENTS ON UNDER WATER HOUSES.
                                        A GAMBLER WANTS TO LOSE.  THAT'S WHAT ALL THESE BUBBLES COUNT ON.  A SUCKER IS BORN EVERY DAY.  ONCE I ALMOST BOUGHT AN MG.  THE MECHANIC LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID:  DO YOU WANT A LIFE OF PAIN?"  I SAID,"NO."  "THEN DON'T BUY AN MG," SAID THE MECHANIC IN A VERY OFFICIAL LOOKING GREEN REPAIRMAN'S JACKET LIKE YOU WOULD SEE AT EH DAYTONA 500 AT A PIT STOP.  SO I DIDN'T. 
                                          SO WE NEED AN INTERVENTION BEFORE WE GET KILLED IN ONE OF THESE CLUNKERS OR LOSE ALL OUR MONEY IN REAL ESTATE.  WARREN BUFFET SAYS NEVER PUT GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD TRYING  TO RECOUP A LOSS.  DON'T BUY,BUY.BUY.  HE'S BEEN IN THE SAME HOUSE FOR 50 YEARS AND HIS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN ON EARTH. 
                                            IN ONE OF THESE CLUNKERS I TRIED TO JUMP OUT AT STOP SIGN IN NEW JERSEY 30 YEARS AGO.  OUR 1985 MICHELIN TIRE BLEW INTO SHREDSLAST MONTH ON OUR 1985 MERCEDES A WEEK AFTER WE HAD THE WATER PUMP FIXED. FORTUNATELY IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE.  SO WAS THE EXPLODING TIRE. WE'D DRIVEN ACROSS FLORIDA AT 80MPH ON THAT TIRE.  SO SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES US.  BUT WE ARE PUSHING OUR LUCK.

BROKEN DOWN VAN DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF JOB'S REPAIR SHOP-I'M FLYING AND LEAVING THIS GAS GUZZLE VAN IN THE HURRICANES IN SUNNY FLORIDA-COME FLY WITH ME

                                                SO YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD THEM AND KNOW WHEN TO FOLD THEM;   BUT THERE'S TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTING WHEN THE GAMBLING'S DONE.  SO WE'RE BORN TO LOSE AND ALL THOSE OTHER POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING COUNTRY SONGS.  Y'ALL COME BACK REAL SOON NOW!

HYPERBIA

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WRIGHT AND WRONG?

WAITING FOR CLEARANCE ON THE RUNWAY

FREE FALL

GETTING HIGH

 

 

 

                                   THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG IS A W.  RIGHT MAKES MIGHT.   RIGHT MAKES WHITE.  RIGHT MAKE FRIGHT. RIGHT MAKES  LEFT GO RIGHT.  HOW SINISTER.  YOU CAN TURN RIGHT BUT NEVER WRONG.  WRONG BRINGS PAIN AND NO GAIN.  THAT'S RIGHT.   WHAT'S WRONG?
                             IS THERE ANYTHING RIGHT?  THAT'S WHAT THE WAITER SAID TO THE FUSSY LADIES AS HE BROUGHT THEM THEIR CHECK.  NO TIP FOR YOU SAID THE LADIES.  EXCEPT STAY RIGHT SONNY!

PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT

       WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT?  IS IT EVERY MAN'S COMPLAINT?   WHY DON'T WOMEN COMPLAIN?  THE FAIR SEX DOESN'T GET MAD  THEY GET EVEN.  THE SECOND SEX KNOWS WHO'S ON FIRST.  THEY PRICK,PROD,CAJOLE,FAKE HEADACHES ETC. AND MANIPULATE THE MANIPULATOR.  
BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN THERE'S A WOMAN PUSHING HIM ON.  REMEMBER MADAME LECLAIR KNITTING THE NAMES OF THE NEXT  GUILLOTINE VICTIMS IN A TALE OF TWO CITIES?  
HEAVEN AND EARTH HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.  WHAT IS BILL WITHOUT HILLARY"  RONNIE WITHOUT NANCY AND HER FORTUNE TELLER?    HITLER WITHOUT EVA BRAUN?

YOU GO GIRL!

                    SO WOMEN RULE BECAUSE MAN IS A FOOL.  DOES THE NAME EVE RING A BELL?  GOT SNAKES?  WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE?

TWEET TWEET TWEETEY TWITTERED IS THE PAST PLUPERFECT OF TWEETED

TWEETEY BIRD

                                             I TOUGHT I SAW A PUSSY CAT.  WHAT'S UP DOC?  POLLY WANT A CRACKER?   TYPING IS IN -LONG HAND IS OUT.  ACTUALLY IT'S KEYBOARDING.  REVOLUTIONS HAPPEN AS PEOPLE TYPE THEIR IDEAS,FEELINGS, AND PLANS.  THE TEA PARTY STANDS AT RED LIGHTS IN FLORIDA TODAY TO PROTEST RED LIGHT CAMERAS.  SO FAR THERE ARE NO PHOTOS.
                                          THE FLORIDA ICE TEA PARTY DOESN'T PROTEST GOVERNMENT POTENTIAL SHUTDOWNS AS WE SEND IN OUR TAX MONEY.  I GUESS THEY ALL GET REFUNDS.  SO IT'S A SWEET TEA PARTY IN FLORIDA IN 88 DEGREE SPRING WEATHER.  THEY DON'T MIND CAMERAS IN HIGH CRIME NEIGHBORHOODS TO CATCH CRIMINALS JUST PHOTOS OF THEM IN THEIR RED NECK MOBILES GOING THROUGH RED LIGHTS.  THAT INVADES THEIR PRIVACY.    

LIMBO-APRIL 11TH

                                   HOT TOO HOT NOT TO COOL DOWN.  IT WILL RAIN TOMORROW AND BECOME COOLER AND LAST HUMID.  THIS IS JUNE FLORIDA  WEATHER IN APRIL.  I SENT IN MY TAXES EVEN THOUGH THE GOVERNMENT IS THREATENING TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THEY OVER THEIR DERBT CEILING AND WILL HAVE TO BORROW MONEY FROM CHINA I GUESS OR THE MAFIA OR WHEREVER PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE DEBT THAN MONEY BORROWNW MONEY.  ACTUALLY THE USA MAY HAVE TO DEFAULT IF THE REPUBLICANS WHO DRINK TEA AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO DRINK COFFEE CAN'T COMPROMISE AND DETERMINE A BUDGET.
                                    THEY GAVE ALL THE MONEY TO THE BANKS AND WALL STREET TO BAIL THEM OUT OF THE SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS WHICH THE GOVERNMENT ENGINEERED TO BOOSTER THE ECONOMY WITH EASY CREDIT.  THERE WAS ALMOST A WORLD ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.    I GUESS BERNIE MADOFF'S COUSIN WAS RUNNING THE FED.  THERE WAS NO BAILOUT FOR THE CONSUMER WHO WAS SUCKERED INTO EASY CREDIT.  THEY BELIEVED IF AN APPRAISER SAID A HOUSE WAS WORTH SUCH AND SUCH.  IT WAS.  IF A BANK GAVE A MORTGAGE IT MUST BE WARRANTED BY THE BUYER'S FINANCES AND THE ECONOMIC CLIMATE.  NOT!  IN SEPTEMBER OF 2008, IT ALL CRASHED.  BERNANKE AND THE OTHER GOLDMAN SACHS BOYS WERE ON THEIR KNEES TO NANCY PELOSI BEGGING FOR A BAILOUT.  THEY TOOK THE MONEY AQND RAN A LA BERNIE MADOFF AND HIS HOUSE OF CARDS.
                                 SO AFTER TWO APPRAISERS SAID MY HOUSE PURCHASED IN EARLY 2008 WAS WORTH $260,000 AND SUNTRUST GAVE ME A MORTGAGE, I'M FACED WITH REAL ESTATE THAT IS NOT WORTH HALF WHAT I PAID.  I AM NOT BEING BAILED OUT.  NOW BANKS WON'T ALLOW LOCAL APPRAISERS TO VALUE HOMES ANYMORE.  THE MAIN EMPLOYER  IN MY TOWN HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED TO RUSSIA.

                                    THE LATEST BUDGET CUTS WILL BE ON THE BACKS OF THE POOR.  REP. RYAN IS READY TO ATTACK MEDICARE,SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICAID.  AID TO DISABLED CHILDREN WILL BE CURTAILED.  IT'S ALLL TO STIMULATE BUSINESS.  WHAT BUSINESS IT HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED OR MADE IN CHINA.  GE PAID NO TAXES LAST YEAR BECAUSE THEIR CORPORATE OFFICES ARE OUTSIDE OF THE USA.   WHATEVER THEY ARE MAKING IN  CHINA DOESN'T WORK.  ALL THE SHELVES FELL OFF THE DOOR OF MY GE REFRIGERATOR.   MY OTHER ONE TOTALLY BROKE AFTER A FEW YEARS.
                                      OH I DIGRESS,  THE CONSUMER WHO WAS HOODWINKED BY GREENSPAN  INTO EASY CREDIT IS GETTING NO HELP.  EVERYONE WHO DRINKS TEA SAYS THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.  NO CORRUPT MORTGAGE CO,BANK OR APPRAISER OR REAL ESTATE COMPANY IS BEING PROSECUTED EXCEPT BERNIE MADOFF WHO MADE NO PRETENSE THAT IT WAS A PYRAMID GAME.  THE COFFEE DRINKERS HAVE LOST POWER AND DIDN'T HELP THE CONSUMER JUST THE BANKS WHEN THEY WERE IN POWER.

CONSUMERS FOLLOWING GREENSPAN INTO EASY CREDT

                                               WE ARE IN ANOTHER WAR AND SUPPORTING THE REBELS ALL OVER NORTH AFRICA IN A MUSSOLINI LIKE ATTEMPT TO GET  OIL.  SO THAT'S HOW IT GOES.  HANG ONTO YOUR US DOLLARS, AMERICA WILL RISE AGAIN. 

TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY

                                    CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE,IRRISTIBLE, KIND OF HARD TO CONTROL OR SOMETHING IN THE SONG'S LYRICS.  WHERE'S GEORGE BURNS WITH ALL HIS OLD SONGS AND CIGARS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
                                    ANYWAY THE WORD IS TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOUR SITUATION.  DON'T BLAME OTHERS.  YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR OWN DESTINY OR IN MY CASE STEWARDESS.  
                                           RIGHT NOW I'M IN A HOLDING PATTERN WAITING FOR MY EXIT.  MY CAR IS SUBTILY ACTING UP.  IT SOUNDS LIKE A BALL JOINT,WHEEL BEARING OR BRAKES.  MY AC IS OUT OF FREON FINALLY WHEN THE WEATHER HITS 85 TODAY. 
                                             I WAS RESPONSIBLE AND DID THE TAXES AT H&R BLOCK.  I OWE $2000.  IT'S DUE APRIL 18TH.  
                                               LISTEN MY CHILDREN AND YOU SHALL HEAR OF THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE AND THE BEGINNING OF REVEREWARE POTS AND PANS.
                                                 ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN '75
                                                  NOW HARDLY A PERSON IS NOW ALIVE
WHO REMEMBERS THAT DAY OR YEAR
                                                        ONE IF BY DAY
                                                        OR TWO IF BY NIGHT
                                                 OH LISTEN TO THIS MY CHILDREN
                                                  THE US GOVERNMENT ALMOST SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE CONGRESS COULDN'T AGREE ON A FEDERAL BUDGET.
                                                   NOW THAT'S ANY INSULT TO MY EXTRA $2000 THAT I HAVE TO PAY TO THE IRS ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN'11.
                                                    IT WAS ALSO AN INSULT TO ALL THE US SOLDIERS TAKING UP THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN AROUND THE WORLD AS GLENN BECK SOUNDS HIS LAST FORAY INTO INSANITY ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY THE DONALD WHO WILL KEEP NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS UNDER HIS GREASY POMPADOUR.  NOTHING COULD PENETRATE THAT HAIR SPRAY.  IT'S SAFER THAN FORT KNOX.

WHAT A WICKED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE

                                                         SO I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY SITUATION, THE GOVERNMENT'S SITUATION AND THE SITUATION FILMING JERSEY SHORE OVER IN ITALY AS AN INSULT TO ALL ITALIANS' AND THEIR INTELLIGENCE.  HOPEFULLY THE MAFIA WILL STOP THAT.  GOT SICILIANS?

QUIETISH

THE ROCK THAT I'M BETWEEN AND A HARD PLACE

DAWN OVER THE 4TH GREEEN WHERE GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE IS DONE DAILY AT DAWN

OUR BACK LAWN-NOT-ACTUALLY THE 6TH HOLE

                           IT'S 10 AM.   DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GARDENER IS?  WE'VE HAD TWO STORMS IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.  ONE WAS MAJOR WITH TREES AND BRANCHES FALLING DOWN.  OUR GARDENER NEVER SURFACED BECAUSE HE ONLY COMES EVERY TWO WEEKS UNTIL LATER IN THE SPRING.  SO I CLEANED UP ALL THE BRANCHES AN DEBRIS ON OUR PROPERTY.  IT FILLED TWO BARRELS.  SO GREAT SOUTHERN LAWN SERVICE STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED ON OUR PROPERTY  ON THE APPOINTED DAY.  HE USUALLY SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON THE HEMINWAY PROPERTY AND THE FIRST SUMMIT TOWNHOUSE COMPLEX.  HE HAD IMPROVED AND THE MAINTENANCE ON OUR LITTLE FRACTION OF LAND WHICH IS MAINLY PATIO AND PAVEMENT WAS BEING TAKEN CARE OF ACCORDING TO THE EMPLOYMENT JOB DESCRIPTION.  THE GOLF COURSE WORKERS MADE ALOT OF NOISE AT DAWN AND MOWED AND BLOWED EVERYTHING ON THE COURSE BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF OUR TOWNHOUSE.  THE GOLFERS ARE PLAYING.  IT'S QUIET,
                       I GUESS OUR GARDENER WILL SURFACE AR OUR END LATER AND THE NOISE AND GAS FUMES WILL BEGIN.  I LEFT HIM A PILE OF BRANCHES AND LEAVES FROM TH LAST STORM.  MY REALTOR COULDN'T WALK UP MY FRONT WALK DURING THE SUMMER TWICE,  I HIRED HER CLEANING WOMAN TO TRIM EVERYTHING,  I COMPLAINED AT TEH ANNUAL MEETING.  MR. AND MRS. HEMENWAY ALMOST EXPLODED AND DEFENDED THE GARDENER WHO THEY SAID WAS UNERPAID.  I HAD NO IDEA  THEY SIGNED THE CONTRACT WITH HIM.  I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO HIM ONLY PAY $1000+ A YEAR.  MY TONE UPSETS HIM.  IF HE DOES A GOOD JOB,WE ALL AGREED TO GIVE HIM A RAISE.  WHERE WAS HE AFTER THE STORM?  THE CITY OF TITUSVILLE WAS HERE SEVERAL TIMES CLEARING DOWNED TREES OFF THE SIDEWALK AND CARTING AWAY TREE TRUNKS AND BRANCHES. A TREE SERVICE CLEARED UP TREES ON THE SUMMIT PROPERTY,  THE GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE CUT DOWN FALLEN TREES AND CARTED AWAY TRUNKS AND BRANCHES FROM THE COURSE

OUR TOWNHOUSE

                         WE ARE NOT HERE DURING THE SUMMER WHEN THUNDER STORMS OCCUR EVERY DAY.  GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON THEN.. WELCOME TO SMALL GOVERNMENT.

BECK IS GOING,GOING,GONE

GLENN BECK IS LEAVING FOX NEWS.  IT SOUND LIKE DONALD TRUMP WHO 17PERCENT OF AMERICA LIKE FOR PRESIDENT INCLUDING MR. CHRIS MATTHEWS ON HARD BALL ON MSNBC NEWS.  I GUESS THE DONALD THREW HIM A CURVE.  HOW ANYONE COULD PROMOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT AFTER HE WAS ON THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SAT THERE AS HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE INSULTED VULGARILY BY THE COMICS.  VILE!  HOPEFULLY SOME OF HTE REPUBLICANS GOOD BIBLE THUMPING CHRISTIANS WILL SEE THAT ONE. 

SOMETHING GLENN BECK WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

                        GLEEN IS GOING THE ROUTE OF THOSE OTHER PIGS HOWARD STERN,IMUS AND HOPEFULLY BUUBA THE LOVE SPONGE.  OH I FORGOT GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND CHARLIE SHEEN WHO HAVE BEEN CASTIGATED,LOST THEIR JOBS AND MORE OVER THEIR INSENSITIVE RANTINGS AND BEHAVIOR.   SO BECK WIL BE ON THE RADIO LIKE BILLY SUNDAY IN THE 30'S.  AT LEAST HE WON'T BE BROADCAST INTO EVRY BAR OR AIRPORT AND EVEN DOCTOR'S OFFICES NOT TO MENTION MY EXERCISE SPA EVERY EVENING AS AMERICA TRIES TO HAVE A READJUSTMENT PERIOD.  BECK INFLAMES THE UNEDUCATED,THE EVIL, THE GREEDY AND THE INSANE IN HIS ANTI-MUSLIM  AND DEMOCRAT CRUSADE. 
                            I GUESS THE CHANCE OF DEMOCRACY IN ARAB COUNTRIES IS TOO BIG AN OPPORTUNITY FINANCIALLY FOR THE POWER BOYS WHO FINANCE FOX NEWS AND ITS VITRIOL..AT LEAST THE LATEST KORAN BURNIN GWASN'T BROADCAST OVER THE NEWS I DON'T THINK.  BUT THE AFGHANISTAN CITIZENS HEARD ABOUT IT I GUESS FROM BIN LADEN.
                               SO GLENN BECK HAS BEEN OUT FOXED,OUTSOURCED AND OUTED AS A MENTALLY ILL RANTING BIGOT.

SUNSET

SUNRISE

6TH GREEN

SUNSET OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO

SUNSET GLOW

ROLL OUT OF SPACE SHUTTLE

SUNSET

                                    YOU CAN SEE THE SUN SET OVER THE 6TH FAIRWAY EVERY NIGHT FROM MY SECOND FLOOR BEDROOM.   THE TREES IN THE DISTANCE ARE SILHOUETTED BY THE SETTING SUN.  SUNRISE CAN BE SEEN FROM THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE MASTER BEDROOM SUITE,