Tuesday, February 1, 2011

THE KING'S SPEECH

MONA LISA BLUSHING AFTER HEARING THE KING'S SPEECH WHILE MEN BELOW DREAM OF NYC PIZZA
                          THE KING FATHER TO THE PRESENT QUEEN ELIZABETH SWORE LIKE A RAP STAR WHILE HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO OVERCOME HIS STAMMER.  WHEN HE PRACTICED HIS FIRST SPEECH SIMILAR TO CHURCHILL'S:"ALL WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF", THE KING OF ENGLAND INTERSPERSED HIS WORDS WITH THE F-BOMB TO AVOID STAMMERING. 
                               MAYBE A SCHOOL VERSION COULD BE MADE FOR SPEECH CLASSES.  THE FILM"THE KING'S SPEECH" SHOWS THE KING SUCCESSFULLY OVERCOMING HIS STAMMER AND ABLE TO GO ON TO MAKE MANY WARTIME  INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES TO HIS SUBJECTS.  UNLESS MODERN EDUCATION ADVOCATES SWEAR WORDS IN THE CLASSROOM LIKE ALL HOLLYWOOD AND I GUESS BRITISH FILMS DO, IT WON'T BE SHOWN IN SPEECH CLASS.   BUT WE CAN BLAME IT ON THE  WEINSTEINS WHO PRODUCED THE FILM.  THEY MUST USE THE F BOMB DAILY IN ALL PERSONAL BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MIND IF EVERY SPEECH STUDENT HEARD IT.
                               FIRST WE SAW A BALLERINA MASTURBATING AND RECEIVING FELLATIO IN "BLACK SWAN."  THEN WE SEE  NATALIE PORTMAN WHO PLAYED THE CRAZED BALLERINA PREGNANT RECEIVING THE GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTRESS. I GUESS THAT PROVES SHE WON'T BE TYPECAST IN LESBIAN PARTS.   UNFORTUNATELY MOST BALLET  SCHOOLS WON'T BE SHOWING  NATALIE DANCING AND GOING MAD.  OR WILL THEY?  WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE MOVIES?  WHY DO THESE FIILMS HAVE TO BE MORE VULGAR THAN MOST ADAM SANDLER FILMS.
                                   WON'T FILMS BE PRODUCED WITHOUT SWEAR WORDS OR SEX(PREFERABLY HOMOSEXUAL)?   I'M SURE RIN TIN TIN,LASSIE AND HEIDI WILL BE REMADE WITH THE F-BOMB SOON.
                                       SO SPEECH PROBLEMS ARE CURED BY SWEARING AND DANCERS GO CRAZY WHILE MASTURBATING.  WE'VE LEARNED A FEW THINGS RECENTLY.  WHO KNEW?

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