Friday, September 18, 2009

MODERN TIMES

I'M SITTING IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE WITH MY COAT OVER MY HEAD SO I CAN SEE THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITHOUT THE SUN'S REFLECTION. IT'S RUINING MY HAIR. MY NECK ACHES FROM BENDING OVER THE COMPUTER. MY LEFT LEG HAS GONE TO SLEEP WITH THE PRESSURE OF MY LAPTOP LEANING ON IT.

IF CELL PHONES CAUSE BRAIN CANCER, WHAT DO LAPTOPS CAUSE

SO THIS YANKEE WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME, BUT WE HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE THERE. HENCE THE UNWIRED VILLAGE-

SO HOW CAN THERE BE NOT ONE BUT TWO YANKEE STADIUMS AND I HAVE NO EMAIL SERVICE

GOT EMAIL

ALSO I DO NOT THINK THIS BLOG IS BEING BROADCASTED ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB

ALSO I'VE GIVEN UP QUESTION MARKS

GOT TWITTER

HOW ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT ON THE FIELD BETWEEN CANADA AND THE USA

A PITCHER HAS A GOOSE EGG ON HIS FOREHEAD FROM A BATTLE BETWEEN THE YANKEES AND TORONTO BLUE JAYS. I THINK IT'S THE FIRST BATTLE IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
ANYWAY WRITING IS A PAIN ESPECIALLY ON A LAPTOP IN THE UNWIRED VILLAGE- AN UNSECURED NETWORK.

1 comment:

  1. You can't always get whaat you want. But if you try sometimes you get what you need.

    I'm using my neighbor's Red Sox 1 Wifi behind his house to write this Yankee reponse.

    At least you can see in the shade.

    So this is made in the shade.

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