WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR

THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIFFER AS RONALD REAGAN WOULD SAY. That's why the game is back in the Bronx on Wednesday.  The Zoo as Mets fans call it.


THE GIFFER IS GEORGE STEINBRENNER.  

MELKY CABRERA SACRIFICED HIMSELF,JOHNNY DAMON OVER ACHIEVED,AND BURNETT SUDDENLY COULDN'T FIND THE INSIDE OF THE PLATE FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR SO THE SERIES CAN RETURN TO THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.

THEY'RE ALL WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR.

NO MORE BLOW OUTS.  THE FANS DON'T LIKE IT.  SUPERSTARS ARE FORCED TO PLAY SMALL BALL-STEALING BASES, SLAMMING INTO CATCHERS, PULLING HAMSTRINGS.  THEIR MOVIE STAR GIRLFRIENDS HIDE IN THE STANDS PEERING OUT OCCASIONALLY.   NO SHOWBOATING OR CONTROVERSY PLEASE.  STEROIDS ARE A THING OF THE PAST.  OZZY GUILLEN DECLARED THAT JETER WAS GOD.  LUCKILY HE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE SO NO ONE UNDERSTOOD.
MADRECITO MIO!

MARK MCGWIRE WILL BE THE CARDINALS PITCHING COACH.  Steroids are now forgotten. Just like they want us to forget the destruction of the Twin Towers on 9/11 or the destruction of the House  That Ruth Built in 2009

 


ANYWAY IT'S THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS-THAT'S NOT ALANIS MORISETTE.  SHE'S TOO THIN.
PLAY BALL LET'S HIT CANO AND TEXEIRA-WHAT ARE THEY NEXT TO BE REVEALED ON THE STEROID LIST?  SO BUD SELIG (It's not a game;it's a business) is manipulating their playing.

What is with Ryan Howard?


SO BACK TO THE ZOO.

MAY THE BEST YANKEE TEAM WIN.