LOST

I'M READY TO EXPLODE

THIS IS A FED UP YANKEE FAN AFTER THEY LOST IN THE PLAYOFFS AND MISSED THE WORLD SERIES.  HE'S READY TO EXPLODE.  SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE.  TORRE THAT IS.

NOW IT'S THE HOMERDOME-  THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU.  BUT WATCH OUT THE CARDINALS' PITCHING COACH,MARK MCGWIRE HAS BEEN PUTTING A LITTLE SOMETHING INTO HIS SLUGGERS' GATORADE.