FRECKLED LEMONADE

                          WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,ADD STRAWBERRIES.  THEN YOU HAVE PINK LEMONADE.  IF YOU ADD GRAPES,YOU HAVE PURLE PEOPLE EATERS.  IF YOU ADD RASPBERRIES, YOU HAVE A BRONX CHEER.  OF COURSE LEMONADE PLUS ICE TEA ISAN ARNOLD PALMER.  LEMONADE PLUS PRUNE JUICE IS A TIGER WOODS.  WHAT IS A JACK NICKLAUS?  LEMONS ALONE.   A PHIL MICKLAUS IS LEMONS PLUS SACCHARIN SWEET.  LEMONS PLUS 8 OTHER FRUITS IS CHAD OCHOCINCO PLUS 5 ICE CUBES. 
                            WHICH BRINGS US TO FRECKLES.   MELANIN SPRINKLED ON LILY WHITE ARYAN SKIN.  FRECKLES,SPECKLES, AND BUSHELS NOT TO MENTION PECKS ARE FORGOTTEN WORDS.  FRECKLES LIKE RED HEADS WILL BE BRED OUT OF HUMANITY IN A FEW GENERATIONS.  DORIS DAY WAS THE FRECKLE QUEEN.  ONLY LINDSEY LOHAN CAN MATCH IN FRECKLE POWER.

FRECKLED LEMONADE ANYONE?

                           SO WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU BLAND OR BLONDE OR RED,BLEND AKA FRECKLES.