LAST ROAD TRIP

                             WE WENT TO DELAND AND ORLANDO FROM TITUSVILLE.  ALL MY HUSBAND DID WAS COMPLAIN ABOUT GAS PRICES.   WE HAVE A 1985 DIESEL MERCEDES.  FUEL IS 3$3.79 A GALLON AND ONLY GOING HIGHER.  IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF UNREST IN LIBYA OR SOMETHING.  AS IF WE DON'T KNOW THE CIA FOMENTED THIS INSURRECTION TO DEPOSE DESPOTS WHO HAVE A STRANGLEHOLD ON OUR ECONOMY WITH THEIR HIGH PRICED OIL.  WE CAN NO LONGER LET THE RICH GET RICHER SO IT'S SAYONARA QUADDAFFI DUCK AND MOW A MAR BABY.
                              I DIGRESS.  WHAT ELSE IS NEW?  DELAND WAS GRAND WITH BIKERS CONGREGATING PEACEFULLY INA TOWN THAT CLOSES DOWN ON SUNDAYS.  THEN IT WAS ON TO UNIVERSAL ORLANDO TO SEE LYNYRD SKYNYRD TO HEAR NORTHERNERS LIKE NEIL YOUNG CASTIGATED AS A NYC DRUMMER KEPT THE BEAT.  SWEET HOM ALABAMA,LITTLE GIRL, SMELL AND FREEBIRD WERE SUNG ON THE UNIVERSAL STAGE BY THE REPLACEMENTS FOR THE SKYNYRD ORIGINALS WHO DIED YEARS AGO IN A ;PLANE CRASH.  JELLO SHOTS  AND BEER WAS SOLD. BUT THE CROWD WAS PEACEFUL ON A GLORIOUS FLORIDA MARCH NIGHT. SO TELL NEA YOUNG, SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED HIM AROUND.
                                WE WERE ALL FREE BIRDS UNTIL GAS PRICES STARTED GOING UP TO THE PREDICTED $5.00 BY JUNE.    SO HANG ONTO YOUR US DOLLARS,THE USA WILL RISE AGAIN.  IN THE MEANTIME GOT SOLAR?  IT'S THE SUNSHINE STATE-HELLO?!?

SOARING GAS PRICES-THE SECOND HIGHEST TWO WEEK GAS PRICE INCREASE EVER

                                  ON SATURDAY THERE WAS A TRAFFIC JAM BECAUSE OF AN ACCIDENT AND HIGH VOLUME TRAFFIC ON I-4.  EARTH TO GOVERNOR SCOTT:  WE NEED RAILROADS OR BUSES OR SOMETHING.  NO WAY ARE WE TRAVELING AND PAYING $5.00 A GALLON TO TOUR THE SUNSHINE STATE.  GOT BATTERIES?  ELECTRIC CARS ARE STARTING TO LOOK GOOD.  CAN YOU DRIVE YOUR GOLF CART ON THE HIGHWAY?
                                  TOURISM IS FLORIDA'S MAIN INDUSTRY.  WHO CAN AFFORD TO TRAVEL WITH GAS SO HIGH?  MAYBE WE CAN BORROW THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE PLANE.