ARACHNOPHOBIA

                                       JUST LIKEQUOQUEEGUE IN MOBY DICK,THE BIKER FROM WISCONSIN CARRIED HIS COFFIN WITH HIM.  HE WAS THE FRIENDLIEST OF MEN WITH A LOVELY COUNTRY CLUB LIKE SEDATE WIFE WHO DID SODOKU ON A NEARBY BENCHWHILE HE PROMOTED HIS SCAREY BIKE AND TARANTULA FANG.    HE TOLD EVERYONE REPEATING THE STORY ONE HUNDRED TIMES AT THE BIKE SHOW ON THE BOARDWALK IN DAYTONA BEACH THAT HE'D BEEN BITTEN BY HIS PET TARANTULA ONCE ON FATHER'S DAY LAST YEAR.  HE FELT THE VENOM RUN UP HIS ARM AND INTO HIS BODY.  BUT IT WASN'T A FULL BITE AND HE'S NOT ALLERGIC TO SPIDER BITES.   STILL HE CARRIED HIS COFFIN WITH HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS SCULZ MOTORCYCLE DECORATED WITH SKULLS AND SNAKES.  A SKELETON SAT IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT WITH THE ACE OF CLUBS IN ITS POCKET. 
                                         THE MAN FROM WISCONSIN WOULD BE HEADING BACK HOME AFTER THE COMPETITION BECAUSE HIS SODUKU PLAYING WIFE HAD TO GO TO WORK.  HE WOULD TAKE BACK A THIRD PLACE PLAQUE BEATEN OUT BY A DRAGON BIKE AND AN ORANGE SKULL DECORATED BIKE FROM QUEBEC WITH JE ME SOUVIENS WRITTEN ON THE BACK DISCREETLY ABOVE THE LICENSE PLATE.  THE CHEESE HEAD FROM WISCONSIN WON SEVERAL FIRST PLACES AT HOTELS AND SHOWS AROUND DAYTONA DURING  DAYTONA'S 70TH BIKE WEEK.
                                              PREACHER WITH A TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM THAT SAYS VENGEANCE IS MINE WHO RAN THE BOARDWALK SHOW DID NOT REWARD THE SPIDERMAN WITH A BIG AWARD.  THE ORANGE SKULL BIKE FROM QUEBEC WON BEST IN SHOW AND LEFT WITH A LARGE BRASS TROPHY.  JE ME SOUVIENS-SAID THE SPIDERMAN AS HE RODE OFF THE BOARDWALK WITH HIS WIFE ON BACK OF HIS SCULZ BIKE AND HIS COFFIN TRAILING BEHIND.  THE COFFIN WAS 90 YEARS OLD AND HAD BEEN SENT FROM AFRICA WITH A BODY IN IT.  IT WAS SMALL AS IF A CHILD HAD BEEN IN IT.   SPIDERMAN BOUGHT IT FROM A MORTICIAN IN WISCONSIN.  HIS SPIDER WAS 12 YEARS OLD.  SPIDERS CAN LIVE TO 25 YEARS OR MORE.  HOW LONG A SPIDERMAN CAN LIVE IS NOT KNOWN.
                                        HIS WISCONIN LICENSE PLATE WAS SCULZ.  WHEN HE RETURNS TO WISCONSIN,HIS COFFIN CAN BE USED TO BURY PUBLIC EMPLOYEES RIGHTS TO COLLECTIVE BARGAINING.  HOPEFULLY HIS WIFE WILL STILL HAVE A JOB AND IS NNOT A PUBLIC EMPLOYEE OF THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. ACTUALLY HER HUSBAND SPIDERMAN WAS ONE OF THE MISSING DEMOCRAT LEGISLATORS WHO TOOK A FURLOUGH OUT OF STATE SO AS TO NOT BE PARTY TO THE UNION BUSTING TACTICS OF THE REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR AND STATE REPS.  

SUNNY FLORIDA IN MARCH BUT TOO COOL FOR SPIDERMAN TO COLLECT SPIDERS TO BRING BACK TO THE SQUARE HEADS IN WISCONSIN

                                         SO LOOK OUT FOR DEMOCRATS SPEWING PRO LABOR VENOM.  LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL.   I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER SAID SPIDERMAN AS HE ZOOMED OUT OF FLORIDA WITH HIS COFFIN RATTLING BEHIND.