GROUNDHOG DAY

          " I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PLASTIC JESUS RIDING ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR", AS IMUS USED TO SING IN NYC BEFORE HE GOT POLITICAL.   " I'VE SEEN THE GROUNDHOG AND THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR IT SELF." TO QUOTE IMUS' BRITISH COUSIN WINSTON CHURCHILL.
              IT'S TROPICAL CURRENTLY IN CENTRAL FLORIDA AS THE SNOWSTORM UP NORTH HEADS EAST TO NYC AND BOSTON.  "C'MON DOWN," AS THE FLORIDA COMMERCIAL OF YESTERYEAR USED TO SHOUT.  "SEE THE USA IN YOUR CHEVROLET(WE HAD NO JAPANESE CARS THEN.  REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR WAS STILL ON EVERYONE'S LIPS.) AMERICA IS ASKING YOU TO CALL,"SANG DINAH SHORE EACH WEEK ON TV.
               THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF FREE ENTERPRISE WHEN YOU VISITED YOUR NEW FLORIDA PROPERTY, IT WAS A SWAMP.  NOW IT'S  STILL UNDERWATER BUT WITH AN OVERPRICED MORTGAGE.  SO C'MON DOWN, GOVERNOR SCOTT WILL UNVEIL THE NEW FLORIDA STATE BUDGET AT A TEA PARTY IN EUSTIS.  SO THE GOOD OL' BOYS ARE IN CHARGE AGAIN.  NEXT YEAR IT WILL BE AT A KKK CONVENTION.  THE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR CARROLL WHO IS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD WON'T ATTEND.

UNDER WATER BUT STILL FOR SALE

                    SO THE SUN SHINES IN THE SUN SHINE STATE IN SPITE OF MOST REAL ESTATE BEING UNDER WATER (FINANCIALLY).  SEND FEMA.  WE NEED A BAIL OUT!!!!!