I CAN'T GET RID OF HER

I CLICKED ON SARAH PALIN'S FACEBOOK AND WE'RE LINKED FOR LIFE.  I CAN'T GET RID OF HER.  SHE'S ALWAYS SENDING ME LITTLE THOUGHTS THAT SHE HAS.

SHE WISHED ME MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TOLD HOW SHE LOVES TO BE WITH FAMILY.  I GUESS THEY EAT ONE OF THE CARIBOU THAT SARAH SHOT.  LATER THEY WATCH VIDEOS OF BRISTOL DANCING.  IN THE BATHROOM THERE'S A COPY OF LEVI'S PHOTOS IN PLAYGIRL IN A BROWN WRAPPER.  I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DRESS FOR DINNER.  IN THE SUMMER SARAH HUNG AROUND THE HOUSE IN CUTOFFS.  SO DID HER DAUGHTER WILLOW.  WILLOW LOOKED LIKE DAISY MAE WALKING UP THE STAIRS.  HER BOYFRIEND TRIED TO SNEAK UP.  BUT NOW THAT SARAH IS NOT GOVERNOR OR RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT , SHE CAN WATCH HER CHILDREN.  SHE MADE THE BOYFRIEND GET OUT OF WILLOW'S BEDROOM.  IF ONLY THEY'D DONE THAT WITH BRISTOL AND LEVI.

ACTUALLY BRISTOL DID US ALL A FAVOR.  SARAH WOULD BE VP.


IS HER SON HOME FROM THE WAR?

I DON'T LIKE HER AND I CAN'T GET SARAH PALIN OFF MY FACEBOOK.

HOPEFULLY WE CAN KEEP HER OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

WELL AS WILLOW SAYS WHEN THE FAMILY IS CAMPING WHEN GRANDMA SAYS:   GOODNIGHT WILLOW
I HAVE TO PEE.

SO I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE.