Hallelujah

THE KING IS DEAD
LONG LIVE THE KING
KING JAMES AND HIS BIBLE
ARE IN THE MIAMI HEAT
MIAMI IS WHERE ALL RETIREES GO
TO AWAIT THE SOLITARY REAPER


SO FINALLY IT'S NO MORE ABOUT BRETT FAVRE NOW ESPN HYPED LEBRON JAMES
HOW CORPORATE
ANNOUNCING YOUR ABDICATION OF THE THRONE IN GREENWICH.CONNECTICUT
WHAT DID ALL THE KIDS LEAVE THEIR COUNTRY CLUBS FOR THE DAY TO COME OVER TO THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB

GREENWICH IS SNOOTIER THAN SCARSDALE. IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.

HOW ABOUT BRIDGEPORT DECIMATED BY A TORNADO OR STAMFORD

HOW ESPN
HOW CONNECTICUT
HOW QUIET THE BOYS AND GIRLS WERE.

HOW REVERENTIAL WAS THE HARD NOSED SPORTSCASTER!