YOU MISSED IT LIVE IN PERSON WITH THE CROWD ON THE SHORES OF THE INDIAN RIVER IN TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA AT 6:21 A.M. ON APRIL 5,2010 ACROSS FROM KENNEDY SPACE CENTER. WHAT? The Space Shuttle blasted off just before dawn while you were sleeping still dreaming of jelly beans in a post Easter fog.
The launch was thrilling. The crowd applauded from Paul's Smokehouse Restaurant in Titusville,Florida. The boom was loud and long.
There's only four launches to go in the USA. The rest will be done in Russia - the people who brought you Chernobyl, Communism and Rasputin.
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round. But ho,ho,ho whose got the last laugh now? The Russians. We destroyed Communism because we outspent them in Star Wars. Now we'll outsource our space flight to them.
I guess Columbus had setbacks too! Mama Mia! Why'd you tella Isabella that the world was round? Please Mr. Columbus turna da ship around!
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