Thursday, April 29, 2010

WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND

A WEALTHY FAMILY BUILT A TURBINE ON THEIR PROPERTY NEAR THE NOBSKA LIGHTHOUSE.  THE NOISE IS DRIVING THE NEIGHBORS CRAZY.  YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE VINEYARD FERRY. MAYBE SOME SKYSCRAPERS WOULD LOOK GOOD TOO!
STOP 135 WIND TURBINES IN NANTUCKET SOUND NOW

LET THE MIT BOYS MAKE MONEY ELSEWHERE NOT OFF OF CAPE COD. I GUESS THEY SUMMER IN THE BERKSHIRES LIKE THE GOVERNOR.

IF YOU'RE FOND OF WIND TURBINES AND SALTY AIR
QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGES HERE AND THERE
YOU'RE SURE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH OLDE CAPE COD
WITH 135 WIND TURBINES BEING CONSTRUCTED IN ITS WATERS
HOW SCENIC! IT WILL MAKE RTE 28 LOOK LIKE A SCENIC HIGHWAY.

GOD BLESS THE WAMPONOAG WHO ARE FIGHTING THIS.
FIRST THE PILGRIMS
NOW WIND TURBINES
BUT NO CASINOS
THE GOVERNMENT WON'T ALLOW THE NATIVE AMERICANS TO HAVE THAT ON CAPE COD

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

BOY THAT TIMBERWOLF WAS ONE SHITTY DEAL

THAT'S WHAT SEN. LEVIN SAID GOLDMAN SACHS WAS SAYING PRIVATELY ABOUT THE STOCKS THEY WERE PUSHING AND LATER SHORTING. THIS AS THE MORTGAGE BUSINESS WAS BEGINNING TO CRASH THE SUMMER OF 2007. I BOUGHT A HOUSE IN DECEMBER 2007 AFTER CALLING MY STOCK BROKER BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO ASSURED ME IT WAS A GREAT MORTGAGE RATE, HOUSE AND PRICE!
THE MARKET CRASHED TOTALLY IN SEPTEMBER 2008. MY HOUSE IS WORTH A LOT LESS NOW.
ISN'T IT TIME FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL THE CONSUMER OUT? THE PRINCIPAL ON OUR MORTGAGES SHOULD BE REDUCED TO PRESENT HOME VALUES NOT THE INFLATED SHITTY DEALS WE RECEIVED.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

GO HOME

ARIVERDERCI
CIAO
LATER ALLIGATOR
OFF TO ROMA
IS THERE LIFE AFTER TITUSVILLE?

BEACHED YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE
ALL 25 MILES OF IT
BREAKFAST AT THE BUS STOP CAFE-SUPERB
SUNRISE AND SUNSET FROM THE FRONT AND BACK OF MY TOWNHOUSE
SHUTTLES LANDED AND RLOCKETS BLASTED RECENTLY
JCPENNYED TODAY. ITS GOT IT ALL JUST LIKE THE MALL
APOLOGIES TO RYAN WILLIAMS'
YOUR VIDEO ON TVILLE WAS LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!!
KEEP ON MR. MICHAEL MOORE OF TIDYVILLE
OR IS IT HEPATITUSVILLE?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

COME FLY WITH ME

The landing of the Space Shuttle Discovery was visible from the Manzo Park dock on the Indian River in Titusville at 9:08 am. The Shuttle came up from the south on Merritt Island past the Vehicle Assembly Building and then landed. Even in the fog over the Kennedy Space Center, you could make out the Shuttle as it glided over the island. It looked like an airplane but the sonic boom ten minutes before signaled the force of its flight through the atmosphere.

The boom sounded like two loud shots(or explosions) on the river. It was all very exciting and the first actual shuttle landing that I've seen. I have also seen the shuttle piggybacked on a 747 flying over Port Canaveral quite close overhead putting on a show for the Space Coast. That's even more exciting.

We don't have discos in Titusville or many fancy restaurants or yuppiedom but we have a blast thanks to the Kennedy Space Center workers. Two more shuttles are set to fly from KSC. Shuttle Atlantis which roll out to Pad 39A tomorrow and blast off in May is carrying a Russian escape vehicle called Rasputin(NOT!).

After the shuttle days are over,Titusville will resume it's rollin' on the river days again when you could win the right to name a town after yourself in a Domino game. Perhaps Spaced Out or Outsourced will be the new choice.
I NEED MY SPACE!
Still we'll have all the natural wonders except the ocean and Gulf of Mexico which the government (and MIT professors plan to pollute with oil drilling for a speck of oil).

Fishermen can't fish in the ocean ro rivers half the time but we can drill baby drill. Also 135 wind turbines in the ocean do no harm!!!
So the shuttle landed. Soon Florida will be out of technology except for the MUSK OX rockets and back in the swamp.

GOT GATORS?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Too Republican

PRESIDENT OBAMA FLEW INTO THE SPACE COAST ON AIR FORCE ONEPOSED WITH THE FOUNDER OF PAYPAL ELON MUSK BY A ROCKET, GAVE 7,000 KENNEDY SPACE WORKERS THE AXE, THREW A BONE OF 2500 JOBS FOR ORION(THE IRISH SPACE VEHICLE) AND JOGGED UP THE STEPS OF AIR FORCE ONE TO HEAD FOR DEMOCRAT COUNTRY TO DO A $30,000 A PLATE FUNDRAISER AT GLORIA ESTEFAN'S HOUSE IN MIAMI.

BREVARD COUNTY IS TOO REPUBLICAN TO GET ANY OF THIS DEMOCRAT'S SPACE JOBS. UNIONS HAVE NO POWER IN FLORIDA THE RIGHT TO WORK STATE. THE ONE REASONABLE REPUBLICAN CHARLIE CRIST IS BECOMING AN INDEPENDENT AFTER VETEOING THE MERIT PAY/ PHASE OUT TENURE FOR TEACHERS BILL.

THE PRESIDENT WAS SLICK. HIS TIE MATCHED HIS AIR PLANE IN COLOR. IF ONLY WE HAD A MONARCH TO DO THE CEREMONIAL THINGS LIKE FUNDRAISERS,POLISH FUNERALS, ETC.. WHO CAN POSSIBLY MAKE DECISIONS ON WORLD OR DOMESTIC ISSUES WHILE FLYING ALL OVER CREATION? NEXT WILL BE MARS OR FIRST A FUNDRAISER ON AN ASTEROID.

So Brevard( and Florida except Miami) is too Republican for the US governnent to care if the people will be unemployed and on welfare soon. Our tax money will be spent on Democrats.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

DANCING WITH THE STARS

BUZZ ALDRIN IN BETWEEN STINTS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS IS PRO COMMERCIALIZATION OF SPACE FLIGHT AND OUTSOURCING OF THE SHUTTLE MISSIONS TO RUSSIA. NEAL ARMSTRONG AND LOVELL ARE NOT.
THE LAST TIME NEAL ARMSTRONG VOICED AN OPINION WAS IN 1969 WHEN HE WALKED ON THE MOON: ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND. ARMSTRONG HAS MAINTAINED A LOW PROFILE SINCE.
FINALLY ARMSTRONG A MAN OF FEW PUBLIC WORDS HAS SPOKEN IN A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT: KEEP THE UNITED STATES IN THE FOREFRONT OF THE SPACE PROGRAM.
BUZZ ALDRIN IS MORE LIKE NERO DANCING WITH THE STARS WHILE THE US SPACE PROGRAM BURNS.ALDRIN IS AN EMBARASSMENT TO THE SPACE PROGRAM JUST AS KATE GOSSELIN DANCING WITH THE STARS INSTEAD OF CARING FOR HER 8 CHILDREN IS AN EMBARASSMENT TO MOTHERHOOD.
PRESIDENT OBAMA LISTEN TO THE MAN ON THE MOON NOT THE FOOL DANCING WITH THE STARS. KEEP THE US SUPREME IN THE SPACE RACE.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Spaced Out

The Solitary Reaper aka OBama arrives at KSC on Income Tax Day to give the Kennnedy Space Center workers the axe because the US does not have enough money. Instead of fighting a useless war in Afghanistan not to mention Iraq, use our tax money to explore space. If privatization didn't work for health care how will it work for a US Space Program? If every US airline is practically out of business and now feeding us peanuts if we're lucky, how can private industry afford space flight? If railroads in Florida have to be subsidized and basically built with stimulus money, how can Space Flight be commercial?
Why are the Russians requesting a Space Summit? Does the name Sputnik ring a bell? Chernobyl? Rasputin?
KGB?
Why not privatize the Senate and All of Congress? I'm sure private business could do a better job. Privatize the White House! The Supreme Court! Vouchers and Charter Schools do a better job.
Privatize it all. No more government. no more taxes.
Does the word Tea Party ring a bell?
Wall Street was free and on its own. Look how well it did free and clear of government interference. Monopolies don't hurt! It's free enterprise. Let the buyer beware! the investor! the space traveler! Ah privatize. We can trust them to do a good job just like the pharmaceutical, medical and insurance companies did for us.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

JESSE VENTURA.BOGDONOVITCH,AND RON PAUL

FRIDAY NIGHT ON CNN: OY VEY! INCREDIBLE A FORMER WRESTLER 'THE BODY NOT THE MIND VENTURA, AN IMPEACHED ILLINOIS GOVERNOR BODANOVITCH OR SOMETHING WHO IS UP ON CHARGES OF TRYING TO SELL OBAMA'S SENATE SEAT FOR POLITICAL FAVORS AND RON PAUL A MAN WHO HAS NOT BEEN ELECTED TO PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE IS DEVOID OF PERSOINALITY WERE ON LARRY KING. LARRY KING WAS SMART ENOUGH TO SKIP THAT PROGRAM. HE WAS ABSENT. SMART MAN! I'M SSURE MOST OF AMERICA WAS ABSENT TOO! Shocking what cable television has become. Wrestling and boxing and cheese slicers in the 1950's had more substance.

Larry King had to take a rest after listening to John Salley and crew decide that using women like Tiger Woods did is perfectly all right. there were no women present until a female psychologist came on at the end. it's nobody's business what Tiger Woods does behind closed doors. But since he's hanging his dirty laundry out in public, womanizing is abuse (probably with their knowledge) of women not to mention your wife. Also what about sexually transmitted diseases.

The Dumbing Down of America is being promoted by CNN who are desperate for ratings. Fire all those producers and get some decent guests. Yes! Fire them all!
Did i watch? NOPE! DUMB AND DUMBER PLUS DOPEY IS NOT MY IDEA OF INTELLIGENT POLITICAL TALK. LUCKILY EX-GOVERNOR BOGDANOVITCH WILL BE IN JAIL SOON. SO THAT'S ONE OFF THE AIR.

Monday, April 5, 2010

FOUR TO GO

YOU MISSED IT LIVE IN PERSON WITH THE CROWD ON THE SHORES OF THE INDIAN RIVER IN TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA AT 6:21 A.M. ON APRIL 5,2010 ACROSS FROM KENNEDY SPACE CENTER. WHAT? The Space Shuttle blasted off just before dawn while you were sleeping still dreaming of jelly beans in a post Easter fog.

The launch was thrilling. The crowd applauded from Paul's Smokehouse Restaurant in Titusville,Florida. The boom was loud and long.

There's only four launches to go in the USA. The rest will be done in Russia - the people who brought you Chernobyl, Communism and Rasputin.

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round. But ho,ho,ho whose got the last laugh now? The Russians. We destroyed Communism because we outspent them in Star Wars. Now we'll outsource our space flight to them.

I guess Columbus had setbacks too! Mama Mia! Why'd you tella Isabella that the world was round? Please Mr. Columbus turna da ship around!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

THE DISAPPEARING BLOG

DOES GOOGLE HAVE LITTLE ELVES THAT TAKE YOUR BLOG AWAY?
Here's the short version: Discovery blasts off from the Kennedy Space Center tomorrow at 6:13 a.m.. America only cares about the Final Four. Go Bulldogs! Who let the dogs out?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

JOAN RIVERS IS HYSTERICAL

DUELING COMEDIANS:
CHELSEA HANDLER VS JOAN RIVERS
JOAN RIVERS WON BY A KNOCKOUT
IN THE FIRST ROUND

THEY WERE BOTH ON DIFFERENT INTERVIEW SHOWS AR 9PM. ALL JOAN'S RESPONSES WERE HYSTERICAL MAYBE BECAUSE A COMEDIAN JOY BEHAR INTERVIEWED HER. CHELSEA'S INTERVIEW ON LARRY KING WAS SOMBER AND VERY SERIOUS. LARRY KING WAS DEADPAN AND LIFELESS AT ALL TIMES. MAYBE HIS RED SUSPENDERS WERE TOO TIGHT. HE LOOKED OVERWHELMED. HE AND JOAN RIVERS ARE THE SAME AGE. JOAN IS FULL OF LIFE. LARRY APPEARED TO BE IN SHOCK. CHELSEA CAN;T USE AGE AS AN EXCUSE AS LARRY CAN. SO IT MUST BE THAT SHE'S A NASTY PERSON WHO DEMEANS OTHERS. CHELSEA TRIED TO PICK ON LARRY KING'S RED SUSPENDERS. HE DIDN'T LIKE IT. SHE ASKED HIM IF HE WAS COMING ON TO HER. HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
I WATCH CHELSEA LATELY EVERY NIGHT. IT'S VERY FUNNY AS SHE DEMEANS OTHERS ESPECIALLY MIDGETS,HISPANICS,RED HEADS, AND ASIANS. IT WAS A FLOP ON LARRY KING. YOU DON'T MESS WITH LARRY EVEN ON APRIL FOOLS DAY.