How Low Can You Go?

The neurologist told me by law I can't drive for six months. I still feel a little shaky. I do plan to drive as soon as I feel I can. (Just around town). My charming husband just broke the news to me that he won't be my chauffeur. This from a man that I pay everything for since I met him 30 years ago. I asked him for nothing. He suggested going for a drive today to the Kennedy Space Center during a tornado. So I just wanted to go to my other house to check on it. It takes five minutes. He complained. So I broke the news to him that I don't need any rides from him EVER.

But speaking of the Yankees and Yankee hubris and selfishness, I say now is the time for the Yankee Baseball Stimulus Plan to be instituted. BRING MANNY BACK TO THE BRONX WHERE HE ALWAYS BELONGED. LET MANNY BE MANNY IN THE BRONX. WE WANT MANNY. IF YOU CAN AFFORD A BRAND NEW STADIUM RIGHT NEXT TO A PERFECTLY GOOD OLD ,CLASSIC,REVERED HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT THEN YOU CAN AFFORD MANNY. LOOK AT IT AS NOT AN EXTRAVAGANCE BUT A BASEBALL STIMULUS PLAN. BRING BACK YANKEE POWER AND EXCESS JUST LIKE WE YEARN FOR THE YANKEE GO HOME UGLY AMERICAN DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. WE MISS SUPER POWERS-US AND YANKEE. BIG STICK RATTLING IS NEEDED IN THESE DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES. DON'T MAKE THE DODGERS HAVE TO MOVE TO CHINA JUST LIKE THEY HAD TO LEAVE BROOKLYN FOR LALA LAND. SAVE LOS ANGELES, BUY MANNY. KEEP BASENALL IN THE USA. GOT A BIG STICK?