Where's Gator?

I took an air boat ride out of Everglades City. Sure enough the captain was from Yarmouth, Massachusetts. He made it clear that he did not like New Yorkers. When he found out I was from New York I was okay because I was from upstate-actually Westchester the nearest suburb to NYC. We saw one alligator who I think they paid to sit on the side of the waterway as we zoomed by with the New York hater Red Sox fan captain at the helm of the airboat. Go Yankees-it's a subversive activity in some parts of the world.