YANKEES WIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

AS YOGI SAYS IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. FOR SEVERAL DAYS THE YANKS HAVE WON. SO IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF LOSING, GRIPING, CARPING AND BRONX CHEERING JEERING. IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF VICTORIOUS vICTORIOUS

IT'S IN THE NICK OF TIME

WHAT WITH THE NEW GRAND MONSTER IN THE BRONX RIGHT NEXT TO THE CLASSIC BRONX BEAUTY,THE YANKEE AURA WAS GOING GOING GOING GONE.

A FEW WINS AND LESS STEROID TALK AND ALL IS FORGIVEN

BY THE WAY WHY DOESN'T CONGRESS THE MENTAL FITNESS AND DRUG TAKI NG OF THE US CONGRESS AND GOVERNORS INSTEAD OF SPORTS FIGURES.????
wHO HAS MORE RESPONSIBILITY A YOUNG KENNEDY WHO HAS TO GO INTO REHAB FOR THE FIFTH TIME DURING THE CONGRESS SUMMER BREAK, A GOVERNOR WHO FLIES OFF TO ARGENTINA TO SEE HIS LOVER BUT WON'T ACCEPT FEDERAL STIMULUS MONEY OR AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR WHO QUITS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY SO SHE CAN DO DAMAGE CONTROL DEPENDING ON PUBLIC OPINION?

i FEAR DONALD fEHR THAT ALL PEOPLE IN RESPONSIBILITY SHOULD BE DRUG TESTED, VALUE TESTED AND MENTALLY EVALUATED BEFORE THEY ARE ROLE MODELS TO OUR YOUTH NOT TO MENTION MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS(WARS,ECONOMY,ABORTION,BIRTH CONTROL,SREM CELL RESEARCH, GUN CONTROL,CRIME) THAT AFFECT US ALL.

WHY IS IT ONLY AROD AND MANNY AND MICHAEL VICK THAT WE WORRY ABOUT?

THEY PLAY SPORTS. POLITICIANS PLAY WITH OUR ECONOMY, ATOMIC BOMBS, SOLDIERS AND FUTURE.

SO BLOOD TESTS FOR ALL OR BLOOD TESTS FOR NONE.

NO REPRESENTATION (ON THE BASEBALL FIELD, OLYMPICS, CONGRESS OR THE STATEHOUSE) WITHOUT URINE SAMPLES, BLOOD TESTA AND PPUBLISHED RECORDS LIKE THEY DID TO BARRY BONDS, AROD AND MANNY?

SO THAT'S THE NEW BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ONLY SOME OF YOU (MAINLY SPORTS FIGURES) DECLARATION OF DRUG INDEPENDENCE FOR 2009 IN THE UNITED STATES OF PROZAC NATION.

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT :

ALL DRUGS RE EQUALLY BAD FOR ALL US CITIZENS NOT JUST SPORTS FIGURES.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO OXYCONTIN

USE IT ONLY IN HOSPITALS AND HOSPICES FOR THE TERMINALLY ILL. DO NOT HAVE IT IN PHARMACIES. HOW MANY MORE PHARMACISTS HAVE TO BE KILLED BY DRUG CRAZED OXYCONTIN USERS????

MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE LATEST COVER BOY FOR DRUG EXCESS (PRESCRIPTION).

WE MOURN FOR DAYS. HE WAS GREAT. sO WERE MOST OTHERS UNTIL THEY SHOOOT THEIR OWN FATHER, aUNT, NEIGHBOR,PAKISTANI 7 ELEVEN CLERK FOR SOME DRUG MONEY.

INSTEAD OF SAY NO. HOW ABOUT? SAY NO TO THE DRUG COMPANIES WHO MISLEAD THE DOCTORS AND PUBLIC ON THE DANGERS OF THEIR LATEST NARCOTIC WONDER.

New York State of Mind

Yes Virginia there is a NY State Parks Campsite where you can watch the Yankees in the General Store Cafe. It's Hither Hills on Old Montauk Highway near Montauk. When you're a Yankee fan under cover in Massachusetts and Florida this is a miracle.
You can wear your Yankee sweatshirt without fear of reprisals. In Florida, it's a white cross burning on your front lawn. In Massachusetts it's a whole Red Sox Nation that you must dodge. Hopefully they'll try to secede from the union like the Confederacy tried. When the Yankees win certain Sox words will be banned:
First will be the removal of the word wicked as a good adjective. They have Wicked Pizza here in Cape Cod with brie, strawberries and who knows what else gracing the pie. That's wicked as in evil. Got Pizza?
Anyway the Hamptons were fun. Yankees can go home. Also because we watched Alex Rodriguez finally hit andthe yankees won. We'll see the Mets vs Yankees on Sunday night. Tune in early maybe the Mets will make 3 errors in the first inning again.

MANNY AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

THAT EQUALS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH KATE AS THE MANAGER. SHE'LL BE GREAT AS A BOSS. ODDLY THIS TIME IT'S THE MAN=MANNY- WHO TOOK FEMALE FERTILITY DRUGS. BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. THEY'LL BE LITTLE MANNYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BY THE TIME THE EIGHT OFFSPRING ARE 18, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WILL HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. MANNY WILL NEXT TAKE SOME PONCE DE LEON FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH PILLS AND STILL BE ABLE TO HIT WITH THE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KATE 16 CHILDREN IS ALOT. SHE'S TOUGH BUT A JOE TORRE SHE IS NOT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NOSE.

AND THE NOSE KNOWS. SO MAYBE JOE CAN BE CLONED OR FROZEN LIKE TED WILLIAMS UNTIL WE NEED HIM FOR THE MANNY ALL STARS IN 2027. OF COURSE THEY CAN BE IN THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES DURING THEIR YOUTH. THEY CAN BORROW A DOMINICAN SHORTSTOP FOR THE ALL MANNY TEAM.

SO THAT'S MANNY BEING MANNY EIGHT TIMES OVER. HE'S NOT PLAYING AND IS FOURTH IN ALL STAR VOTING. HE NEVER GOES TO THE GAME ANYWAY. MAYBE KATE WILL PLAY. WHERE THIS LEAVES THE REAL MRS. MANNY-WHO KNOWS.....

PLAY BALL - THIS IS YOUR HORMONES ON DRUGS.

Taking Pelham 123

OK so there is a view of the subway train from the New Yankee Workshop. What the New York Times never makes an error? The Mets? The train is behind a fence. We don't get to see many games down in Confederate country. Worse I'm heading to Red Sox Nation! We did see AROD out at the plate in last night's loss.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. Say you never can tell.
The rain in Florida falls mainly on our golf course. The drought is over. We're in the jungle now. Even the Space Shuttle Atlantis couldn't land.

Lost in space.
Spaced out - We missed the Magic Play off Game last night. King James ended it in the last second. Got excitement?

ONCE A YANKEE FAN ALWAYS A FAN

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME BUT I'M AFRAID TO LET YOU GO. I'M ALMOST OUT THE DOOR OF YANKEEE FANDOM. BUT THE GAME THE OTHER NIGHT WITH JOHNNY DAMON AGAIN SAVING TH EGAME WITH A HOMER WAS EXCELLENT. ALL THE YANKEE AURA WAS AROUND. THERE WERE NO FLASHBACKS TO THE OLD YANKEE STADIUM AND THE TEAM WON. SO THIS YANKEE FAN ROOTED FOR THE HOME TEAM-THE BRONX THAT IS.

THIS FICKLE FAN FOUGHT HARD TO FORGET THE YANKEE MYSTIQUE. BUT ONE GOOD GAME AND NO COMMENTS ABOUT ANCIENT HISTORY AND I STARTED TO FORGET.

FORGET BABE RUTH, DIMAGGIO, YOGI, CASEY, WHITEY,MICKEY, BILLY, MATTINGLY . I TRY. STILL I YEARN TO SEE THAT SUBWAY TRAIN PASS BY THE STADIUM. WHERE'S THE TERMINAL BAR? THE BRONX IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR. NOT?

WE WON. I'M A ONE TEAM WOMAN LIVING IN A TWO TEAM TOWN. SO I NOW AM AN OFFICIAL FAN OF THE NEW YORK TWINS.

AND THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK

DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY. I BOUGHT THE BOOK AND I TURNED THE PAGES. I GUESS THE STEINBRENNERS WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL.

DURING TODAY'S GAME WHERE JOHNNY DAMON HOMERED TO WIN THE GAME FROM THE TWINS, THEY SHOWED THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM. THEY SHOWED THE SEATS SITTING ON THE FIELD READY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS. THE GRASS IS TO BE SOLD TOO. WHY DON'T THEY DIG UP BABE RUTH'S GRAVE IN VALHALLA AND SELL A FEW BONES TOO?

SO THE YANKEES WON FINALLY BREAKING A ROOKIE TWINS PITCHER'S HEART. BUT IT WAS A SHALLOW VICTORY. THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM IN DISARRAY STANDS AS A SYMBOL OF HOW YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART AS THE DAMN YANKEES SONG SAYS AND THE YANKEES HAVE NO HEART. ANYONE WITH A HEART WOULD NOT HAVE REPLACED SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT BROKEN. BOSTON WITH THEIR PUNY FENWAY WON'T DIVIDE A CITY BY MOVING TO GREENER AND LARGER PASTURES. THE YANKEES WITH THE CLASSIC STADIUM ARE NOW SELLING ITS PARTS. THEY CAN'T SELL THE HIGH PRICED SEATS IN THE NEW STEINBRENNER MEMORIAL STADIUM, BUT THEY CAN SELL THE OLD SEATS AT THE OLD PARK OF THE OLD BALL GAME.

I ASSUME THE RICH NEED THOSE LUXURY BOXES AO THEY DON'T MIX WITH THE BRONXITES. NEXT WILL BE HELICOPTER PADS SO THEY CAN FLY IN AND NOT BE NEAR THE PEONS.

IT'S VERY CLEAR OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY

YANKEE STADIUM MAY TUMBLE. THE TWIN TOWERS MAY FALL. BUT OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY.

NOT
MEET THE METS GREET THE METS NOW THAT THE YANKEES HAVE LOST THEIR CLASS, LET'S ROOT FOR THOSE UPSTARTS.

WOULD YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE WHO TORE DOWN THE COLOSSEUM, THE EIFFEL TOWER, THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA, ST. PETER'S, THE TAJ MAHAL, GRAND CENTRAL STATION, THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, THE TWIN TOWERS, OR YANKEE STADIUM? OF COURSE NOT.

SO MEET THE METS NEW YORK'S NEXT ICON. YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HEART MILLES AND MILES OF HEART. THE YANKEES DON'T. SORRY JOHNNY DAMON. SORRY AROD. THOSE EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN.

ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM- THAT'S THE METS AND THEIR NEW STADIUM NEXT TO THAT BLUE AND ORANGE MESS THAT WAS CALLED SHEA. NO ONE MISSES IT. WE MISS YANKEE STADIUM.

ERROR ON THE PLAY. GAME OVER. YOU'RE OUT. ( of the hearts of all New Yorkers). THE END. THE FAT LADY SANG.

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED

QUANDARY AT THE MOMENT

WHO KNOWS/ ?

WRITERS BLOCK

THAT'S LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED RECEIVING A GOLD WATCH AND A RETIREMENT PARTY

SLUMP


GOT STEROIDS


OFFICIALS WHO DON'T CALL A FOUL SO A TEAM LOSES A GAME AND THEN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE SAYS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED. THEY SAY THE REFEREE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD IN ADVANCE. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. IF THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE WHY WASN'T IT DONE. THEY SAY THE FOUL SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FLAGRANT. iF THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR YEARS HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW

WHY ISN'T THERE INSTANT REPLAY IN ALL SPORTS
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH A CELL PHONE CAMERA

ODD
I DON'T LIKE TO USE THE F WORD ON MOTHER'S DAY
F IS FOR FIXED

MA I'M ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD