TWEET TWEET TWEETEY TWITTERED IS THE PAST PLUPERFECT OF TWEETED

TWEETEY BIRD

                                             I TOUGHT I SAW A PUSSY CAT.  WHAT'S UP DOC?  POLLY WANT A CRACKER?   TYPING IS IN -LONG HAND IS OUT.  ACTUALLY IT'S KEYBOARDING.  REVOLUTIONS HAPPEN AS PEOPLE TYPE THEIR IDEAS,FEELINGS, AND PLANS.  THE TEA PARTY STANDS AT RED LIGHTS IN FLORIDA TODAY TO PROTEST RED LIGHT CAMERAS.  SO FAR THERE ARE NO PHOTOS.
                                          THE FLORIDA ICE TEA PARTY DOESN'T PROTEST GOVERNMENT POTENTIAL SHUTDOWNS AS WE SEND IN OUR TAX MONEY.  I GUESS THEY ALL GET REFUNDS.  SO IT'S A SWEET TEA PARTY IN FLORIDA IN 88 DEGREE SPRING WEATHER.  THEY DON'T MIND CAMERAS IN HIGH CRIME NEIGHBORHOODS TO CATCH CRIMINALS JUST PHOTOS OF THEM IN THEIR RED NECK MOBILES GOING THROUGH RED LIGHTS.  THAT INVADES THEIR PRIVACY.    

LIMBO-APRIL 11TH

                                   HOT TOO HOT NOT TO COOL DOWN.  IT WILL RAIN TOMORROW AND BECOME COOLER AND LAST HUMID.  THIS IS JUNE FLORIDA  WEATHER IN APRIL.  I SENT IN MY TAXES EVEN THOUGH THE GOVERNMENT IS THREATENING TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THEY OVER THEIR DERBT CEILING AND WILL HAVE TO BORROW MONEY FROM CHINA I GUESS OR THE MAFIA OR WHEREVER PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE DEBT THAN MONEY BORROWNW MONEY.  ACTUALLY THE USA MAY HAVE TO DEFAULT IF THE REPUBLICANS WHO DRINK TEA AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO DRINK COFFEE CAN'T COMPROMISE AND DETERMINE A BUDGET.
                                    THEY GAVE ALL THE MONEY TO THE BANKS AND WALL STREET TO BAIL THEM OUT OF THE SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS WHICH THE GOVERNMENT ENGINEERED TO BOOSTER THE ECONOMY WITH EASY CREDIT.  THERE WAS ALMOST A WORLD ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.    I GUESS BERNIE MADOFF'S COUSIN WAS RUNNING THE FED.  THERE WAS NO BAILOUT FOR THE CONSUMER WHO WAS SUCKERED INTO EASY CREDIT.  THEY BELIEVED IF AN APPRAISER SAID A HOUSE WAS WORTH SUCH AND SUCH.  IT WAS.  IF A BANK GAVE A MORTGAGE IT MUST BE WARRANTED BY THE BUYER'S FINANCES AND THE ECONOMIC CLIMATE.  NOT!  IN SEPTEMBER OF 2008, IT ALL CRASHED.  BERNANKE AND THE OTHER GOLDMAN SACHS BOYS WERE ON THEIR KNEES TO NANCY PELOSI BEGGING FOR A BAILOUT.  THEY TOOK THE MONEY AQND RAN A LA BERNIE MADOFF AND HIS HOUSE OF CARDS.
                                 SO AFTER TWO APPRAISERS SAID MY HOUSE PURCHASED IN EARLY 2008 WAS WORTH $260,000 AND SUNTRUST GAVE ME A MORTGAGE, I'M FACED WITH REAL ESTATE THAT IS NOT WORTH HALF WHAT I PAID.  I AM NOT BEING BAILED OUT.  NOW BANKS WON'T ALLOW LOCAL APPRAISERS TO VALUE HOMES ANYMORE.  THE MAIN EMPLOYER  IN MY TOWN HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED TO RUSSIA.

                                    THE LATEST BUDGET CUTS WILL BE ON THE BACKS OF THE POOR.  REP. RYAN IS READY TO ATTACK MEDICARE,SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICAID.  AID TO DISABLED CHILDREN WILL BE CURTAILED.  IT'S ALLL TO STIMULATE BUSINESS.  WHAT BUSINESS IT HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED OR MADE IN CHINA.  GE PAID NO TAXES LAST YEAR BECAUSE THEIR CORPORATE OFFICES ARE OUTSIDE OF THE USA.   WHATEVER THEY ARE MAKING IN  CHINA DOESN'T WORK.  ALL THE SHELVES FELL OFF THE DOOR OF MY GE REFRIGERATOR.   MY OTHER ONE TOTALLY BROKE AFTER A FEW YEARS.
                                      OH I DIGRESS,  THE CONSUMER WHO WAS HOODWINKED BY GREENSPAN  INTO EASY CREDIT IS GETTING NO HELP.  EVERYONE WHO DRINKS TEA SAYS THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.  NO CORRUPT MORTGAGE CO,BANK OR APPRAISER OR REAL ESTATE COMPANY IS BEING PROSECUTED EXCEPT BERNIE MADOFF WHO MADE NO PRETENSE THAT IT WAS A PYRAMID GAME.  THE COFFEE DRINKERS HAVE LOST POWER AND DIDN'T HELP THE CONSUMER JUST THE BANKS WHEN THEY WERE IN POWER.

CONSUMERS FOLLOWING GREENSPAN INTO EASY CREDT

                                               WE ARE IN ANOTHER WAR AND SUPPORTING THE REBELS ALL OVER NORTH AFRICA IN A MUSSOLINI LIKE ATTEMPT TO GET  OIL.  SO THAT'S HOW IT GOES.  HANG ONTO YOUR US DOLLARS, AMERICA WILL RISE AGAIN. 

TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY

                                    CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE,IRRISTIBLE, KIND OF HARD TO CONTROL OR SOMETHING IN THE SONG'S LYRICS.  WHERE'S GEORGE BURNS WITH ALL HIS OLD SONGS AND CIGARS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
                                    ANYWAY THE WORD IS TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOUR SITUATION.  DON'T BLAME OTHERS.  YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR OWN DESTINY OR IN MY CASE STEWARDESS.  
                                           RIGHT NOW I'M IN A HOLDING PATTERN WAITING FOR MY EXIT.  MY CAR IS SUBTILY ACTING UP.  IT SOUNDS LIKE A BALL JOINT,WHEEL BEARING OR BRAKES.  MY AC IS OUT OF FREON FINALLY WHEN THE WEATHER HITS 85 TODAY. 
                                             I WAS RESPONSIBLE AND DID THE TAXES AT H&R BLOCK.  I OWE $2000.  IT'S DUE APRIL 18TH.  
                                               LISTEN MY CHILDREN AND YOU SHALL HEAR OF THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE AND THE BEGINNING OF REVEREWARE POTS AND PANS.
                                                 ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN '75
                                                  NOW HARDLY A PERSON IS NOW ALIVE
WHO REMEMBERS THAT DAY OR YEAR
                                                        ONE IF BY DAY
                                                        OR TWO IF BY NIGHT
                                                 OH LISTEN TO THIS MY CHILDREN
                                                  THE US GOVERNMENT ALMOST SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE CONGRESS COULDN'T AGREE ON A FEDERAL BUDGET.
                                                   NOW THAT'S ANY INSULT TO MY EXTRA $2000 THAT I HAVE TO PAY TO THE IRS ON THE 18TH OF APRIL IN'11.
                                                    IT WAS ALSO AN INSULT TO ALL THE US SOLDIERS TAKING UP THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN AROUND THE WORLD AS GLENN BECK SOUNDS HIS LAST FORAY INTO INSANITY ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY THE DONALD WHO WILL KEEP NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS UNDER HIS GREASY POMPADOUR.  NOTHING COULD PENETRATE THAT HAIR SPRAY.  IT'S SAFER THAN FORT KNOX.

WHAT A WICKED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE

                                                         SO I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY SITUATION, THE GOVERNMENT'S SITUATION AND THE SITUATION FILMING JERSEY SHORE OVER IN ITALY AS AN INSULT TO ALL ITALIANS' AND THEIR INTELLIGENCE.  HOPEFULLY THE MAFIA WILL STOP THAT.  GOT SICILIANS?

QUIETISH

THE ROCK THAT I'M BETWEEN AND A HARD PLACE

DAWN OVER THE 4TH GREEEN WHERE GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE IS DONE DAILY AT DAWN

OUR BACK LAWN-NOT-ACTUALLY THE 6TH HOLE

                           IT'S 10 AM.   DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GARDENER IS?  WE'VE HAD TWO STORMS IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.  ONE WAS MAJOR WITH TREES AND BRANCHES FALLING DOWN.  OUR GARDENER NEVER SURFACED BECAUSE HE ONLY COMES EVERY TWO WEEKS UNTIL LATER IN THE SPRING.  SO I CLEANED UP ALL THE BRANCHES AN DEBRIS ON OUR PROPERTY.  IT FILLED TWO BARRELS.  SO GREAT SOUTHERN LAWN SERVICE STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED ON OUR PROPERTY  ON THE APPOINTED DAY.  HE USUALLY SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON THE HEMINWAY PROPERTY AND THE FIRST SUMMIT TOWNHOUSE COMPLEX.  HE HAD IMPROVED AND THE MAINTENANCE ON OUR LITTLE FRACTION OF LAND WHICH IS MAINLY PATIO AND PAVEMENT WAS BEING TAKEN CARE OF ACCORDING TO THE EMPLOYMENT JOB DESCRIPTION.  THE GOLF COURSE WORKERS MADE ALOT OF NOISE AT DAWN AND MOWED AND BLOWED EVERYTHING ON THE COURSE BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF OUR TOWNHOUSE.  THE GOLFERS ARE PLAYING.  IT'S QUIET,
                       I GUESS OUR GARDENER WILL SURFACE AR OUR END LATER AND THE NOISE AND GAS FUMES WILL BEGIN.  I LEFT HIM A PILE OF BRANCHES AND LEAVES FROM TH LAST STORM.  MY REALTOR COULDN'T WALK UP MY FRONT WALK DURING THE SUMMER TWICE,  I HIRED HER CLEANING WOMAN TO TRIM EVERYTHING,  I COMPLAINED AT TEH ANNUAL MEETING.  MR. AND MRS. HEMENWAY ALMOST EXPLODED AND DEFENDED THE GARDENER WHO THEY SAID WAS UNERPAID.  I HAD NO IDEA  THEY SIGNED THE CONTRACT WITH HIM.  I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO HIM ONLY PAY $1000+ A YEAR.  MY TONE UPSETS HIM.  IF HE DOES A GOOD JOB,WE ALL AGREED TO GIVE HIM A RAISE.  WHERE WAS HE AFTER THE STORM?  THE CITY OF TITUSVILLE WAS HERE SEVERAL TIMES CLEARING DOWNED TREES OFF THE SIDEWALK AND CARTING AWAY TREE TRUNKS AND BRANCHES. A TREE SERVICE CLEARED UP TREES ON THE SUMMIT PROPERTY,  THE GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE CUT DOWN FALLEN TREES AND CARTED AWAY TRUNKS AND BRANCHES FROM THE COURSE

OUR TOWNHOUSE

                         WE ARE NOT HERE DURING THE SUMMER WHEN THUNDER STORMS OCCUR EVERY DAY.  GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON THEN.. WELCOME TO SMALL GOVERNMENT.

BECK IS GOING,GOING,GONE

GLENN BECK IS LEAVING FOX NEWS.  IT SOUND LIKE DONALD TRUMP WHO 17PERCENT OF AMERICA LIKE FOR PRESIDENT INCLUDING MR. CHRIS MATTHEWS ON HARD BALL ON MSNBC NEWS.  I GUESS THE DONALD THREW HIM A CURVE.  HOW ANYONE COULD PROMOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT AFTER HE WAS ON THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SAT THERE AS HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE INSULTED VULGARILY BY THE COMICS.  VILE!  HOPEFULLY SOME OF HTE REPUBLICANS GOOD BIBLE THUMPING CHRISTIANS WILL SEE THAT ONE. 

SOMETHING GLENN BECK WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

                        GLEEN IS GOING THE ROUTE OF THOSE OTHER PIGS HOWARD STERN,IMUS AND HOPEFULLY BUUBA THE LOVE SPONGE.  OH I FORGOT GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND CHARLIE SHEEN WHO HAVE BEEN CASTIGATED,LOST THEIR JOBS AND MORE OVER THEIR INSENSITIVE RANTINGS AND BEHAVIOR.   SO BECK WIL BE ON THE RADIO LIKE BILLY SUNDAY IN THE 30'S.  AT LEAST HE WON'T BE BROADCAST INTO EVRY BAR OR AIRPORT AND EVEN DOCTOR'S OFFICES NOT TO MENTION MY EXERCISE SPA EVERY EVENING AS AMERICA TRIES TO HAVE A READJUSTMENT PERIOD.  BECK INFLAMES THE UNEDUCATED,THE EVIL, THE GREEDY AND THE INSANE IN HIS ANTI-MUSLIM  AND DEMOCRAT CRUSADE. 
                            I GUESS THE CHANCE OF DEMOCRACY IN ARAB COUNTRIES IS TOO BIG AN OPPORTUNITY FINANCIALLY FOR THE POWER BOYS WHO FINANCE FOX NEWS AND ITS VITRIOL..AT LEAST THE LATEST KORAN BURNIN GWASN'T BROADCAST OVER THE NEWS I DON'T THINK.  BUT THE AFGHANISTAN CITIZENS HEARD ABOUT IT I GUESS FROM BIN LADEN.
                               SO GLENN BECK HAS BEEN OUT FOXED,OUTSOURCED AND OUTED AS A MENTALLY ILL RANTING BIGOT.

SUNSET

SUNRISE

6TH GREEN

SUNSET OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO

SUNSET GLOW

ROLL OUT OF SPACE SHUTTLE

SUNSET

                                    YOU CAN SEE THE SUN SET OVER THE 6TH FAIRWAY EVERY NIGHT FROM MY SECOND FLOOR BEDROOM.   THE TREES IN THE DISTANCE ARE SILHOUETTED BY THE SETTING SUN.  SUNRISE CAN BE SEEN FROM THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE MASTER BEDROOM SUITE,

COLLATERAL DAMAGE

GOLF ON MACDUFF FOR OUR CAUSE IS JUST AND YOU'LL NEVER GOLF ALONE

                                        APRIL FOOLS AND GOLF WENT ON AFTER THE WORKERS SPENT HOURS CLEANING UP DOWNED TREES ON THE COURSE AND CART PATHS,  IT RAINED AND BLEW FOR TWO DAYS AT THE END OF MARCH IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.  THEY SAY IT WAS WORSE THAN THE 2004 HURRICANES.  ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT SAID HAD AN OAK TREE FALL ON HIS CAR.  OVER HERE BY THE INDIAN RIVER A FEW BLOCKS INLAND IT BASICALLY WAS LIKE A TORNADO.  ONLY CERTAIN HOMES WERE DAMAGED.  SOME WERE UNSCATHED A FEW HOUSES DOWN THE STREET.  SO IT WAS A WHITE TORNADO.
                                        EVERYONE GATHERED IN THE LA CITA CLUBHOUSE BAR TO HER SOME FORMER DISNEY CRUISE ENTERTAINERS SING.  THE HUSBAND AND WIFE SINGING DUO WERE EXCELLENT ESPECIALLY THE WIFE.  SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, DEMEANOR AND VOICE.  HE WAS GOOD ON THE GUITAR  AND COULD GROWL A FEW JOHNNY CASH AND JIMMY BUFFETT SONGS.  THE SALMON DINNER WAS GREAT AS WAS THE STEAK AU BLEU(CHEESE). 
                                  SO IF YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM KEEP YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE STORM.
                                    WALK ON,WALK ON WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE.

READY TARGET FOR NATURE'S FURY ON THE EDGE OF THE ATLANTIC NEAR TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA

                         THE CONGRESSWOMAN'S HUSBAND MARK KELLY HAD TO RETURN TO HOUSTON WITHOUT A COMPLETE RUN THROUGH FOR HIS MISSION AS PILOT OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR.  KELLY IS SET TO BLAST OFF ON APRIL 19TH IF THERE'S NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE OR ROCKET FROM THE RECENT STORMS.