COFFEE PAJAMMAS

VIEW FROM THE SIXTH GREEN

 

                       MY NEW RED FLANNEL PAJAMAS HAVE ZEBRA,CHEETAH, AND LEOPARD COVERED COFFEE CUPS ON THEM WITH SAYINGS LIKE CAPUCCINO,ESPRESSO, CAFE AU LAIT, DEMI-TASSE, COFFEE NERVES, COFFEE, COFFEE JUNKIE AND LATTE LOVERS EXCLUDED INTERSPERSED ON THE MATERIAL.  I GUESS THEY ARE FROM SEATTLE'S BEST,DUNKIN' DONUTS, OR STARBUCKS FASHION LINE FOR AT HOME ENTERTAINING. SO I'M OFF FOR MY COFFEE BREAK.  ACTUALLY BEING RETIRED IS ONE BIG COFFEE BREAK.  EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY. 

GROUNDHOG DAY

          " I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PLASTIC JESUS RIDING ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR", AS IMUS USED TO SING IN NYC BEFORE HE GOT POLITICAL.   " I'VE SEEN THE GROUNDHOG AND THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR IT SELF." TO QUOTE IMUS' BRITISH COUSIN WINSTON CHURCHILL.
              IT'S TROPICAL CURRENTLY IN CENTRAL FLORIDA AS THE SNOWSTORM UP NORTH HEADS EAST TO NYC AND BOSTON.  "C'MON DOWN," AS THE FLORIDA COMMERCIAL OF YESTERYEAR USED TO SHOUT.  "SEE THE USA IN YOUR CHEVROLET(WE HAD NO JAPANESE CARS THEN.  REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR WAS STILL ON EVERYONE'S LIPS.) AMERICA IS ASKING YOU TO CALL,"SANG DINAH SHORE EACH WEEK ON TV.
               THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF FREE ENTERPRISE WHEN YOU VISITED YOUR NEW FLORIDA PROPERTY, IT WAS A SWAMP.  NOW IT'S  STILL UNDERWATER BUT WITH AN OVERPRICED MORTGAGE.  SO C'MON DOWN, GOVERNOR SCOTT WILL UNVEIL THE NEW FLORIDA STATE BUDGET AT A TEA PARTY IN EUSTIS.  SO THE GOOD OL' BOYS ARE IN CHARGE AGAIN.  NEXT YEAR IT WILL BE AT A KKK CONVENTION.  THE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR CARROLL WHO IS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD WON'T ATTEND.

UNDER WATER BUT STILL FOR SALE

                    SO THE SUN SHINES IN THE SUN SHINE STATE IN SPITE OF MOST REAL ESTATE BEING UNDER WATER (FINANCIALLY).  SEND FEMA.  WE NEED A BAIL OUT!!!!!

SPUTNIK MOMENT

THE CAMERA FLASHED ON FORMER ASTRONAUT AND NOW SENATOR BILL NELSON AS PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLED FOR ANOTHER SPUTNIK MOMENT TO ENLIVEN INNOVATION AND US INGENUITY.  THAT WAS INSULT TO INJURY.  THE US GOVERNMENT HAS OUTSOURCED ANY FUTURE ASTRONAUTS FROM BLASTING OFF TO THE RUSSIAN(I  MEAN INTERNATIONAL) SPACE STATION.  6,000 KENNEDY SPACE CENTER WORKERS WILL LOSE THEIR JOBS THIS YEAR.  THE CENTRAL FLORIDA BUT ESPECIALLY TITUSVILLE ECONOMY WILL SUFFER ENORMOUSLY.

DETROIT AND WALL STREET WERE SAVED WITH OUR TAX MONEY.  THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST SPACE FLIGHT JOBS ARE BEING OUT SOURCED TO RUSSIA OR TO PRIVATE ENTERPRISES WHO CAN'T EVEN RUN AN AIRLINE PROFITABLY.  PRIVATE SPACE FLIGHT WILL BE IN NEW MEXICO AND CALIFORNIA.  ONLY SPACE X IS IN FLORIDA AND BARELY.  MOST OF THEIR EMPLOYEES ARE IN CALIFORNIA.

THE WOUNDED ARIZONA CONGRESSWOMAN GIFFORDS' BROTHER-IN-LAW KELLY IS AT THE SPACE STATION NOW.  HER HUSBAND KELLY'S TWIN BROTHER IS SCHEDULED TO BLAST OFF IN ATLANTIS IN APRIL 2011.  WHAT WE NEED ARE MORE KELLY MOMENTS WHERE THE US CONTINUES TO ADVANCE IN SPACE.

A TITUSVILLE,FLORIDA MOMENT

HOW THE US DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SPUTNIK IS BEYOND ME.  HOW THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE MUST CONTINUE TO EXPLORE SPACE AND CREATE MORE SPUTNIK MOMENTS IN THE USA INSTEAD OF OUTSOURCING THEM TO RUSSIA IS BEYOND BELIEF.  THE IDEA THAT PRIVATE ENTERPRISE CAN DO IT IS LUDICROUS.  A RECENT BOARD OF EXPERTS MADE THAT SAME DETERMINATION A FEW WEEKS AGO.  IT WAS HIDDEN ON PAGE 6 OF FLORIDA TODAY(OR SHOULD WE SAY FLORIDA YESTERDAY?).

Napoli-Juventus=3-0 CAVANI terzo gol di TACCO Auriemma

Thats amore Dean Martin

FUEL TO THE FIRE-TEA FOR TWO

                           BAD ENOUGH A BALD MEDICARE SWINDLER WAS ELECTED FLORIDA GOVERNOR.  NOW THE EX-CON WILL UNVEIL THE STATE BUDGET AT A TEA PARTY EVENT IN EUSTIS SOON.  I HOPE THE SAME CRAZIES AND ANARCHISTS THAT I SAW AT A TEA PARTY RALLY NEAR DAYTONA LAST YEAR WON'T BE THERE.
                          THE TEA PARTY IS FULL TO THE TOP OF THE TEA POT WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN BIG GOVERNMENT OR TAXES.  ACTUALLY MOST OF THEM ARE ANARCHISTS WHO BELIEVE IN NO GOVERNMENT,TAXES OR LAWS.  THEY PREFER THE WILD WEST AND EARLY AMERICANA DAYS WHEN A MAN COULD TAKE A GUN AND SOLVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS.
                             ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? IS THEIR MOTTO.  I'VE SEEN THEM PROUDLY DISPLAYING GUNS ATTACHED TO THE FRAME OF THEIR BED IN CASE OF A HOME INVASION.  I HOPE MR. HEALTHCARE WHO GREW UP IN KANSAS CITY PUBLIC HOUSING FOR A WHILE WILL BE PACKING.  WE CERTAINLY WANT TO REDUCE THE TAX MONEY NEEDED TO PROTECT HIM.  I'M SURE A PRIVATE SECURITY FORCE LIKE JOHN GOTTI HAD WILL BE PERFECT FOR MR. I AM THE GOVERNOR BUT BELIEVE IN NO GOVERNMENT EXPENDITURES.  GOVERNOR SCOTT USES HIS OWN PLANE PAID FOR BY CHEATING MEDICARE OUT OF MILLIONS.  THAT'S FREE CAPITALISM FOR YOU.

LAND OF ANARCHY

               SO IT'S A TEA PARTY VENUE TO ANNOUNCE THE FLORIDA STATE BUDGET.  SHOCKING!!!   NEXT YEAR INDUBITABLY IT WILL BE A KU KLUX KLAN RALLY.
               

THE KING'S SPEECH

MONA LISA BLUSHING AFTER HEARING THE KING'S SPEECH WHILE MEN BELOW DREAM OF NYC PIZZA

                          THE KING FATHER TO THE PRESENT QUEEN ELIZABETH SWORE LIKE A RAP STAR WHILE HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO OVERCOME HIS STAMMER.  WHEN HE PRACTICED HIS FIRST SPEECH SIMILAR TO CHURCHILL'S:"ALL WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF", THE KING OF ENGLAND INTERSPERSED HIS WORDS WITH THE F-BOMB TO AVOID STAMMERING. 
                               MAYBE A SCHOOL VERSION COULD BE MADE FOR SPEECH CLASSES.  THE FILM"THE KING'S SPEECH" SHOWS THE KING SUCCESSFULLY OVERCOMING HIS STAMMER AND ABLE TO GO ON TO MAKE MANY WARTIME  INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES TO HIS SUBJECTS.  UNLESS MODERN EDUCATION ADVOCATES SWEAR WORDS IN THE CLASSROOM LIKE ALL HOLLYWOOD AND I GUESS BRITISH FILMS DO, IT WON'T BE SHOWN IN SPEECH CLASS.   BUT WE CAN BLAME IT ON THE  WEINSTEINS WHO PRODUCED THE FILM.  THEY MUST USE THE F BOMB DAILY IN ALL PERSONAL BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MIND IF EVERY SPEECH STUDENT HEARD IT.
                               FIRST WE SAW A BALLERINA MASTURBATING AND RECEIVING FELLATIO IN "BLACK SWAN."  THEN WE SEE  NATALIE PORTMAN WHO PLAYED THE CRAZED BALLERINA PREGNANT RECEIVING THE GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTRESS. I GUESS THAT PROVES SHE WON'T BE TYPECAST IN LESBIAN PARTS.   UNFORTUNATELY MOST BALLET  SCHOOLS WON'T BE SHOWING  NATALIE DANCING AND GOING MAD.  OR WILL THEY?  WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE MOVIES?  WHY DO THESE FIILMS HAVE TO BE MORE VULGAR THAN MOST ADAM SANDLER FILMS.
                                   WON'T FILMS BE PRODUCED WITHOUT SWEAR WORDS OR SEX(PREFERABLY HOMOSEXUAL)?   I'M SURE RIN TIN TIN,LASSIE AND HEIDI WILL BE REMADE WITH THE F-BOMB SOON.

                                       SO SPEECH PROBLEMS ARE CURED BY SWEARING AND DANCERS GO CRAZY WHILE MASTURBATING.  WE'VE LEARNED A FEW THINGS RECENTLY.  WHO KNEW?