Sunday, November 22, 2009
Yankees and Other Thoughts
We won the World Series. Life goes on. Here's other thoughts-sexism,prejudice,greed,and other 7 deadly sins.
The Sexist General
"Start cooking lunch," said the retired general and then"Get ready!" He plays golf from the womens's tees. He almost won the club championship(24 handicap) versus a pair of scratch golfers. The General made a command decision to move his ball a golf club length away from a tree root that his aging 24 handicap partner had hit into off the tee. It cost a stroke and lost them the play off after 5 extra holes for the club Member/member championship. He and his aging cigar smoking Bourbon drinking partner won a few years ago. All bets were on them.
The night before the General described his severe constant back pain after an operation last year. He commented on my bleached blonde hair while his blonde wife was in the ladies room. He talked about stiffies when she came out. He was pretty drunk or oxycodeineized. His gentile Southern belle younger wife said. "Oh Tom," just like Ashley's wife in Gone With The Wind would say. The General gave us a big hug (or copping a feel) and went home from the Country Club. I laughed.
The General was in charge of missile defense and launches at the Air Force Base. He made command decisions there too. He struck me as Chill Wills personified riding the bomb with his cowboy hat on. His command decision outside my condo on the 6th hole was to keep the pin in. His putt hit it. I told my husband that he should have taken out the pin-a command decision. Hubby said,"The General wanted the pin to stop the downhill putt." My critique of this defense tactic was not appreciated by the General so I was relegated to the kitchen.
So who knows if it's the General talking,the oxycodeine or the bourbon. He has gigantic feet. So maybe it's something else talking.
The night before the General described his severe constant back pain after an operation last year. He commented on my bleached blonde hair while his blonde wife was in the ladies room. He talked about stiffies when she came out. He was pretty drunk or oxycodeineized. His gentile Southern belle younger wife said. "Oh Tom," just like Ashley's wife in Gone With The Wind would say. The General gave us a big hug (or copping a feel) and went home from the Country Club. I laughed.
The General was in charge of missile defense and launches at the Air Force Base. He made command decisions there too. He struck me as Chill Wills personified riding the bomb with his cowboy hat on. His command decision outside my condo on the 6th hole was to keep the pin in. His putt hit it. I told my husband that he should have taken out the pin-a command decision. Hubby said,"The General wanted the pin to stop the downhill putt." My critique of this defense tactic was not appreciated by the General so I was relegated to the kitchen.
So who knows if it's the General talking,the oxycodeine or the bourbon. He has gigantic feet. So maybe it's something else talking.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
SOME MASSACHUSETS,PENNSYLVANIA,MINNESOTA AND CALIFORNIA CONGRESSMEN WOULDN'T SIGN A CONGRESSIONAL CONGRATULATION TO THE NY YANKEES FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES
THE CONGRESS WILL ALLOW TRADE WITH OUR FORMER ENEMIES SUCH AS GERMANY,JAPAN,VIET NAM, RUSSIA AND CHINA. STILL SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WILL NOT FORGIVE YANKEE DOLLARS, HOME RUNS AND A GREAT CLOSER.
THE YANKEES ARE NOT THE WANING SUPER BASEBALL POWER THAT OTHER TEAMS HOPED.
THE YANKS ARE COMING WITH ALL THE PLAYERS AND NEW STADIUM MONEY CAN BUY.
WE WON'T BE THROUGH UNTIL IT'S OVER OVER THERE. THAT'S CALIFORNIA AND PHILADELPHIA.
SO MAYBE US POWER IS DIMINISHING BUT NOT NEW YORK YANKEE POWER.
THE YANKEES ARE NOT THE WANING SUPER BASEBALL POWER THAT OTHER TEAMS HOPED.
THE YANKS ARE COMING WITH ALL THE PLAYERS AND NEW STADIUM MONEY CAN BUY.
WE WON'T BE THROUGH UNTIL IT'S OVER OVER THERE. THAT'S CALIFORNIA AND PHILADELPHIA.
SO MAYBE US POWER IS DIMINISHING BUT NOT NEW YORK YANKEE POWER.
Monday, November 9, 2009
mariano rivera
No scandal,no problem,no trouble winning, no mvp- Why?
No hotdogging, no relish,no pickles, Why not?
No injuries,no prima donna,no respect. Why?
An Ozzie Guillen he is not.
No prejudice.
You can't generalize.
Don't prejudge.
No hotdogging, no relish,no pickles, Why not?
No injuries,no prima donna,no respect. Why?
An Ozzie Guillen he is not.
No prejudice.
You can't generalize.
Don't prejudge.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
THE YANKEES WON THE WORLD SERIES ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4,2009.
MATSUI WHO DID NOT UTTER ONE WORD IN ENGLISH WAS MR.NOVEMBER.
THE YANKEES DID IT IN THE BRONX IN THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM. THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.
IT'S DONE. REMOVE THE REMAINS OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT. WE HAVE SHORT MEMORIES.
IT'S OVER.
MARY JO BLIGE WAS MVP SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.
REMEMBER
PEARL HARBOR
I HOPE THEY HEARD MARY JO LOUD AAND CLEAR IN TOKYO.
SO GEORGE ALLIS FORGIVEN. YEARS OF EVIL OWNERSHIP RANTS ARE FORGOTTEN,THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM IS FORGIVEN AND WINNERS NEVER COMPLAIN.
CONGRATULATIONS BOSS
MATSUI WHO DID NOT UTTER ONE WORD IN ENGLISH WAS MR.NOVEMBER.
THE YANKEES DID IT IN THE BRONX IN THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM. THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.
IT'S DONE. REMOVE THE REMAINS OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT. WE HAVE SHORT MEMORIES.
IT'S OVER.
MARY JO BLIGE WAS MVP SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.
REMEMBER
PEARL HARBOR
I HOPE THEY HEARD MARY JO LOUD AAND CLEAR IN TOKYO.
SO GEORGE ALLIS FORGIVEN. YEARS OF EVIL OWNERSHIP RANTS ARE FORGOTTEN,THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM IS FORGIVEN AND WINNERS NEVER COMPLAIN.
CONGRATULATIONS BOSS
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR
THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIFFER AS RONALD REAGAN WOULD SAY. That's why the game is back in the Bronx on Wednesday. The Zoo as Mets fans call it.
THE GIFFER IS GEORGE STEINBRENNER.
MELKY CABRERA SACRIFICED HIMSELF,JOHNNY DAMON OVER ACHIEVED,AND BURNETT SUDDENLY COULDN'T FIND THE INSIDE OF THE PLATE FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR SO THE SERIES CAN RETURN TO THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.
THEY'RE ALL WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR.
NO MORE BLOW OUTS. THE FANS DON'T LIKE IT. SUPERSTARS ARE FORCED TO PLAY SMALL BALL-STEALING BASES, SLAMMING INTO CATCHERS, PULLING HAMSTRINGS. THEIR MOVIE STAR GIRLFRIENDS HIDE IN THE STANDS PEERING OUT OCCASIONALLY. NO SHOWBOATING OR CONTROVERSY PLEASE. STEROIDS ARE A THING OF THE PAST. OZZY GUILLEN DECLARED THAT JETER WAS GOD. LUCKILY HE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE SO NO ONE UNDERSTOOD.
MADRECITO MIO!
MARK MCGWIRE WILL BE THE CARDINALS PITCHING COACH. Steroids are now forgotten. Just like they want us to forget the destruction of the Twin Towers on 9/11 or the destruction of the House That Ruth Built in 2009
ANYWAY IT'S THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS-THAT'S NOT ALANIS MORISETTE. SHE'S TOO THIN.
PLAY BALL LET'S HIT CANO AND TEXEIRA-WHAT ARE THEY NEXT TO BE REVEALED ON THE STEROID LIST? SO BUD SELIG (It's not a game;it's a business) is manipulating their playing.
What is with Ryan Howard?
SO BACK TO THE ZOO.
MAY THE BEST YANKEE TEAM WIN.
THE GIFFER IS GEORGE STEINBRENNER.
MELKY CABRERA SACRIFICED HIMSELF,JOHNNY DAMON OVER ACHIEVED,AND BURNETT SUDDENLY COULDN'T FIND THE INSIDE OF THE PLATE FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR SO THE SERIES CAN RETURN TO THE HOUSE THAT GREED BUILT.
THEY'RE ALL WORKING FOR THE YANKEE DOLLAR.
NO MORE BLOW OUTS. THE FANS DON'T LIKE IT. SUPERSTARS ARE FORCED TO PLAY SMALL BALL-STEALING BASES, SLAMMING INTO CATCHERS, PULLING HAMSTRINGS. THEIR MOVIE STAR GIRLFRIENDS HIDE IN THE STANDS PEERING OUT OCCASIONALLY. NO SHOWBOATING OR CONTROVERSY PLEASE. STEROIDS ARE A THING OF THE PAST. OZZY GUILLEN DECLARED THAT JETER WAS GOD. LUCKILY HE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE SO NO ONE UNDERSTOOD.
MADRECITO MIO!
MARK MCGWIRE WILL BE THE CARDINALS PITCHING COACH. Steroids are now forgotten. Just like they want us to forget the destruction of the Twin Towers on 9/11 or the destruction of the House That Ruth Built in 2009
ANYWAY IT'S THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS-THAT'S NOT ALANIS MORISETTE. SHE'S TOO THIN.
PLAY BALL LET'S HIT CANO AND TEXEIRA-WHAT ARE THEY NEXT TO BE REVEALED ON THE STEROID LIST? SO BUD SELIG (It's not a game;it's a business) is manipulating their playing.
What is with Ryan Howard?
SO BACK TO THE ZOO.
MAY THE BEST YANKEE TEAM WIN.
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