MANNY AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

THAT EQUALS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH KATE AS THE MANAGER. SHE'LL BE GREAT AS A BOSS. ODDLY THIS TIME IT'S THE MAN=MANNY- WHO TOOK FEMALE FERTILITY DRUGS. BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. THEY'LL BE LITTLE MANNYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BY THE TIME THE EIGHT OFFSPRING ARE 18, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WILL HAVE A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. MANNY WILL NEXT TAKE SOME PONCE DE LEON FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH PILLS AND STILL BE ABLE TO HIT WITH THE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KATE 16 CHILDREN IS ALOT. SHE'S TOUGH BUT A JOE TORRE SHE IS NOT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NOSE.

AND THE NOSE KNOWS. SO MAYBE JOE CAN BE CLONED OR FROZEN LIKE TED WILLIAMS UNTIL WE NEED HIM FOR THE MANNY ALL STARS IN 2027. OF COURSE THEY CAN BE IN THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES DURING THEIR YOUTH. THEY CAN BORROW A DOMINICAN SHORTSTOP FOR THE ALL MANNY TEAM.

SO THAT'S MANNY BEING MANNY EIGHT TIMES OVER. HE'S NOT PLAYING AND IS FOURTH IN ALL STAR VOTING. HE NEVER GOES TO THE GAME ANYWAY. MAYBE KATE WILL PLAY. WHERE THIS LEAVES THE REAL MRS. MANNY-WHO KNOWS.....

PLAY BALL - THIS IS YOUR HORMONES ON DRUGS.

Taking Pelham 123

OK so there is a view of the subway train from the New Yankee Workshop. What the New York Times never makes an error? The Mets? The train is behind a fence. We don't get to see many games down in Confederate country. Worse I'm heading to Red Sox Nation! We did see AROD out at the plate in last night's loss.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. Say you never can tell.
The rain in Florida falls mainly on our golf course. The drought is over. We're in the jungle now. Even the Space Shuttle Atlantis couldn't land.

Lost in space.
Spaced out - We missed the Magic Play off Game last night. King James ended it in the last second. Got excitement?

ONCE A YANKEE FAN ALWAYS A FAN

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME BUT I'M AFRAID TO LET YOU GO. I'M ALMOST OUT THE DOOR OF YANKEEE FANDOM. BUT THE GAME THE OTHER NIGHT WITH JOHNNY DAMON AGAIN SAVING TH EGAME WITH A HOMER WAS EXCELLENT. ALL THE YANKEE AURA WAS AROUND. THERE WERE NO FLASHBACKS TO THE OLD YANKEE STADIUM AND THE TEAM WON. SO THIS YANKEE FAN ROOTED FOR THE HOME TEAM-THE BRONX THAT IS.

THIS FICKLE FAN FOUGHT HARD TO FORGET THE YANKEE MYSTIQUE. BUT ONE GOOD GAME AND NO COMMENTS ABOUT ANCIENT HISTORY AND I STARTED TO FORGET.

FORGET BABE RUTH, DIMAGGIO, YOGI, CASEY, WHITEY,MICKEY, BILLY, MATTINGLY . I TRY. STILL I YEARN TO SEE THAT SUBWAY TRAIN PASS BY THE STADIUM. WHERE'S THE TERMINAL BAR? THE BRONX IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR. NOT?

WE WON. I'M A ONE TEAM WOMAN LIVING IN A TWO TEAM TOWN. SO I NOW AM AN OFFICIAL FAN OF THE NEW YORK TWINS.

AND THERE USED TO BE A BALLPARK

DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY. I BOUGHT THE BOOK AND I TURNED THE PAGES. I GUESS THE STEINBRENNERS WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL.

DURING TODAY'S GAME WHERE JOHNNY DAMON HOMERED TO WIN THE GAME FROM THE TWINS, THEY SHOWED THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM. THEY SHOWED THE SEATS SITTING ON THE FIELD READY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS. THE GRASS IS TO BE SOLD TOO. WHY DON'T THEY DIG UP BABE RUTH'S GRAVE IN VALHALLA AND SELL A FEW BONES TOO?

SO THE YANKEES WON FINALLY BREAKING A ROOKIE TWINS PITCHER'S HEART. BUT IT WAS A SHALLOW VICTORY. THE REAL YANKEE STADIUM IN DISARRAY STANDS AS A SYMBOL OF HOW YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART AS THE DAMN YANKEES SONG SAYS AND THE YANKEES HAVE NO HEART. ANYONE WITH A HEART WOULD NOT HAVE REPLACED SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT BROKEN. BOSTON WITH THEIR PUNY FENWAY WON'T DIVIDE A CITY BY MOVING TO GREENER AND LARGER PASTURES. THE YANKEES WITH THE CLASSIC STADIUM ARE NOW SELLING ITS PARTS. THEY CAN'T SELL THE HIGH PRICED SEATS IN THE NEW STEINBRENNER MEMORIAL STADIUM, BUT THEY CAN SELL THE OLD SEATS AT THE OLD PARK OF THE OLD BALL GAME.

I ASSUME THE RICH NEED THOSE LUXURY BOXES AO THEY DON'T MIX WITH THE BRONXITES. NEXT WILL BE HELICOPTER PADS SO THEY CAN FLY IN AND NOT BE NEAR THE PEONS.

IT'S VERY CLEAR OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY

YANKEE STADIUM MAY TUMBLE. THE TWIN TOWERS MAY FALL. BUT OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY.

NOT
MEET THE METS GREET THE METS NOW THAT THE YANKEES HAVE LOST THEIR CLASS, LET'S ROOT FOR THOSE UPSTARTS.

WOULD YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE WHO TORE DOWN THE COLOSSEUM, THE EIFFEL TOWER, THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA, ST. PETER'S, THE TAJ MAHAL, GRAND CENTRAL STATION, THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, THE TWIN TOWERS, OR YANKEE STADIUM? OF COURSE NOT.

SO MEET THE METS NEW YORK'S NEXT ICON. YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HEART MILLES AND MILES OF HEART. THE YANKEES DON'T. SORRY JOHNNY DAMON. SORRY AROD. THOSE EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN.

ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM- THAT'S THE METS AND THEIR NEW STADIUM NEXT TO THAT BLUE AND ORANGE MESS THAT WAS CALLED SHEA. NO ONE MISSES IT. WE MISS YANKEE STADIUM.

ERROR ON THE PLAY. GAME OVER. YOU'RE OUT. ( of the hearts of all New Yorkers). THE END. THE FAT LADY SANG.

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED

QUANDARY AT THE MOMENT

WHO KNOWS/ ?

WRITERS BLOCK

THAT'S LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED RECEIVING A GOLD WATCH AND A RETIREMENT PARTY

SLUMP


GOT STEROIDS


OFFICIALS WHO DON'T CALL A FOUL SO A TEAM LOSES A GAME AND THEN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE SAYS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED. THEY SAY THE REFEREE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD IN ADVANCE. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. IF THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE WHY WASN'T IT DONE. THEY SAY THE FOUL SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FLAGRANT. iF THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR YEARS HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW

WHY ISN'T THERE INSTANT REPLAY IN ALL SPORTS
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH A CELL PHONE CAMERA

ODD
I DON'T LIKE TO USE THE F WORD ON MOTHER'S DAY
F IS FOR FIXED

MA I'M ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD

Manny Being Manny

This is your hitter on drugs. Sounds like he's a switch hitter. But it fits in with my theory that soirts are fuxed, scripted, planned for the greatest tv, ticket, attendance, and advertising revenues not to mention sports gambling. GOT MAFIA?

Manny's out after boosting the Dodgers attendance and games won. Alex (AROD) is back to boost the Yankees attendance and games won. They all take turns throwing a bone to the minor major league teams. No one likes a blow out season. No one watches. No one bets. Got cynicism?

So what is under those dredlocks? Asteriks? Asteriks Asteriks


As I stated previously in this blog that no one reads an asterik should be after every record since the season was extended. Who tested The Mick.Yogi, etc.

How is it Marion Jones goes to jail for steroids and Manny just goes home to procreate? Got Mannys?

At least he didn't throw his cousin under the bus like Alex did. By that scrawny baseball commisionner could use a few steroids or at least vitamins. Got food?

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THE BIG PAYROLL TEAMS ARE THROWING A BONE AKA WIN TO THE SMALL MARKET TEAMS. DAVID WILL BE ALLOWED TO SLAY GOLIATH NOW. BUT GOLIATH WILL ROAR IN JUNE WHEN ALEX RODRIGUEZ RETURNS AND EARNS HIS PAY. THEN THE YANKEES AND THEIR NEW STADIUM WILL BE THE CROWNED PRINCES AND FIEFDOMS OF BASEBALL.

SO THE NY ITALIANS AKA ROME HAVE BUILT THE STEINBRENNER COLOSSEUM SO SEND IN THE GLADIATORS FROM TAMPA, PHILLY, ETC. TO BE SACRIFICED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE MAFIA WHO CONTROL ALL SPORTS.

OF COURSE THE RED SOX ARE IN ON THE DEAL PLUS LOS ANGELES AND I GUESS ST. LOUIS TO KEEP THE MIDDLE WEST HAPPY.

SO THE BEST TEAMS MONEY CAN BUY ARE READY TO PLAY BALL. SO ENJOY THOSE APRIL WINS, THE ALLIES ARE MOVING IN FOR THE ATTACK. THE YANKS ARE COMING. YES AKA THE NETWORK ,THE YANKS ARE COMING.

NEWS FLASH THE HOUSE THAT EXCESS BUILT HAS REDUCED THE PRICES BY MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND BEHIND HOME PLATE AT THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM. GOT HEDGE FUND MONEY.

THE MAFIA DOES PLUS STIMULUS PACKAGE CONSTRUCTION MONEY FROM REBUILDING EVERY ROAD,BRIDGE AND PUBLIC BUILDING IN AMERICA NOW THAT PRIVATE MONEY HAS DRIED UP.

SO PLAY BALL. WE KNOW IT'S FIXED BUT WE'LL WATCH UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS AKA SOME MAFIOSI WIFE OR DISGRUNTLED MISTRESS OR MALA FEMINA. GOT RUN ON SENTENCES. THIS BLOG DOES PLUS NO QUESTION MARKS.